Global Gameplay Stats

Goat Simulator

Global Achievements
 
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Total achievements: 127
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45.0%

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
42.2%

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
41.7%

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
41.1%

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
39.9%

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
39.3%

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
38.6%

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
32.6%

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
29.6%

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
29.0%

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
28.8%

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
27.5%

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
25.2%

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
22.4%

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
19.1%

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
19.1%

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
18.0%

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
16.7%

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
16.4%

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
15.3%

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
15.1%

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
14.2%

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
13.3%

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
12.2%

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
11.9%

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
10.7%

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
9.4%

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
9.1%

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
8.4%

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
8.1%

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
6.2%

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
6.1%

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
5.3%

Jörgen

Jörgen.
5.2%

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
5.2%

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
5.2%

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
4.7%

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
4.0%

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
4.0%

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
3.8%

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
3.8%

Don't Panic

srsly
3.4%

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
3.4%

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
3.4%

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
3.3%

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
3.1%

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
3.1%

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
3.0%

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
2.8%

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
2.8%

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
2.7%

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
2.6%

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
2.4%

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
2.4%

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
2.3%

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
2.3%

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
2.2%

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
2.2%

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
2.2%

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
2.2%

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
2.2%

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
1.8%

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
1.8%

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
1.8%

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
1.7%

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
1.6%

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
1.5%

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
1.5%

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
1.5%

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
1.3%

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
1.3%

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
1.3%

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
1.3%

I am Bread

Are you bread?
1.2%

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
1.1%

BFF

Lick a friend
1.0%

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
0.9%

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
0.9%

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
0.9%

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
0.7%

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
0.7%

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
0.6%

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
0.6%

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
0.6%

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
0.6%

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
0.6%

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
0.6%

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
0.6%

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
0.5%

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
0.5%

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game
0.5%

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
0.5%

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ
0.4%

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
0.4%

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
0.4%

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
0.4%

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
0.3%

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
0.3%

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
0.3%

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
0.3%

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
0.3%

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
0.3%

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
0.3%

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
0.3%

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
0.3%

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
0.3%

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
0.3%

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
0.3%

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
0.2%

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
0.2%

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
0.2%

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.
0.2%

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
0.1%

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
0.1%

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.
0.1%

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
0.1%

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.
0.1%

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
0.1%

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.
0.1%

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.
0.1%

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.
0.1%

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.
0.1%

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
0.1%

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.
0.1%

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.
0.1%

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.
0.1%

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.
0.1%

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.