Global Gameplay Stats

Jazzpunk

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 24
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Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
60.6%


Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
49.9%


Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
48.8%


But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
46.3%


Breaking The Mold

46.0%


Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
45.8%


Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
44.3%


Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
43.2%


Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
38.3%


Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
37.9%


Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
36.5%


Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
36.1%


Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
36.0%


Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
34.0%


A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
33.0%


Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
32.9%


DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
31.1%


Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options
28.5%


Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
23.1%


Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
21.0%


Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
20.0%


Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
13.1%


Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
12.1%


Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
12.1%