Global Gameplay Stats

Jazzpunk

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 24
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Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
64.4%


Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
55.3%


Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
55.3%


But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
52.3%


Breaking The Mold

52.0%


Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
50.4%


Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
48.9%


Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
47.9%


Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
43.1%


Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
40.6%


Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
39.7%


Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
39.6%


Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
39.5%


Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
37.6%


A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
37.3%


Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
36.4%


DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
35.6%


Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options
31.5%


Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
25.3%


Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
22.2%


Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
21.9%


Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
14.2%


Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
13.3%


Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
13.0%