Global Gameplay Stats

Jazzpunk

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 24
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58.9%

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
48.6%

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
47.1%

Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
44.9%

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
44.5%

Breaking The Mold

44.3%

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
43.4%

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
41.9%

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
37.7%

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
37.3%

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
35.8%

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
35.3%

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
35.1%

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
33.3%

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
32.4%

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
32.3%

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
30.1%

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
27.7%

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options
22.8%

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
20.8%

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
19.8%

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
13.1%

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
12.2%

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
12.1%

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park