Global Gameplay Stats

Jazzpunk: Director's Cut

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 24
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59.2%

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
48.5%

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
45.5%

Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
44.9%

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
44.7%

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
44.3%

Breaking The Mold

43.9%

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
41.8%

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
37.9%

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
37.2%

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
35.6%

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
35.2%

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
34.8%

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
34.1%

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
32.4%

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
32.4%

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
29.9%

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
28.0%

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options
22.9%

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
21.1%

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
20.2%

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
13.4%

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
12.5%

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
12.4%

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant