Regain Your Manhood
Energize for the first time
Complete the game in Cadet Mode
Get the Popcorn
Watch the entire game
No One Can Defeat the Masher
Beat the Masher Scene in Ace Mode
Beat the Dogfight Scene in Ace Mode
Beat the Rollerblade Scene in Ace Mode
Call Me Ace
Complete the game in Ace Mode
Oh Captain! My Captain!
Complete the game in Captain Mode
Hail the Space Station for permission to land
Go Go Ace!
Complete the game energizing in all scenes
Complete the game without energizing in all but the final scene
Complete the game in Ace Mode, with no move guide.