Global Gameplay Stats

Surgeon Simulator

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 114
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Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
76.9%


Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
62.2%


Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
56.2%


Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
56.2%


Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
54.4%


It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
48.9%


Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
41.2%


Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
30.7%


You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
30.3%


I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
29.4%


Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
24.4%


Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
19.8%


Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
15.2%


When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
14.6%


What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
14.3%


10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
14.3%


Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
14.0%


Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
12.6%


Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
12.5%


Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
12.4%


Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
12.0%


What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
10.8%


The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
9.1%


I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
8.1%


About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
8.1%


In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
7.9%


Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
6.2%


Go For The Optics!

Perform
6.2%


It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
5.9%


I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
5.5%


Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
5.5%


Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
5.3%


Screw The Prime Directive

5.3%


The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
5.2%


It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.
4.5%


Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
4.4%


Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
4.3%


Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
4.1%


One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
3.5%


How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
3.2%


Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
3.2%


At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
3.1%


Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
3.0%


Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
2.9%


Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
2.9%


Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
2.7%


Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
2.7%


Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
2.6%


Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
2.4%


I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
2.3%


Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
2.2%


Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
2.1%


Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.
2.1%


I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
2.0%


We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
2.0%


Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.
2.0%


Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
1.9%


I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
1.9%


Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
1.8%


Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.
1.8%


And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)
1.7%


The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
1.6%


Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
1.5%


Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
1.4%


Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.
1.3%


A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.
1.3%


Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
1.2%


Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
1.1%


Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.
1.1%


That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
1.1%


Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.
1.0%


Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.
1.0%


Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
0.9%


Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.
0.9%


What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
0.9%


There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!
0.9%


We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
0.9%


The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
0.9%


Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
0.9%


Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
0.8%


No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.
0.8%


Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.
0.8%


Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.
0.7%


Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
0.7%


Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
0.6%


Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
0.6%


Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.
0.4%


My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.
0.4%


You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.
0.4%


Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.
0.4%


Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
0.3%


First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.
0.3%


You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.
0.3%


Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
0.3%


Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
0.3%


No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
0.3%


Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.
0.2%


The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.
0.2%


Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.
0.2%


Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.
0.2%


Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.
0.2%


Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.
0.2%


Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
0.2%


I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
0.2%


You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.
0.2%


Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.
0.2%


The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.
0.2%


The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.
0.2%


At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.
0.2%


Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.
0.2%


I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.
0.2%


Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
0.2%


Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
0.2%


No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
0.2%