Global Gameplay Stats

Surgeon Simulator

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 123
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75.0%

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
60.5%

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
54.4%

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
53.1%

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
45.6%

It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
45.4%

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
40.2%

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
29.6%

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
28.0%

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
26.9%

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
21.0%

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
17.0%

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
14.5%

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
12.8%

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
12.6%

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
12.3%

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
12.2%

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
11.9%

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
11.9%

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
10.6%

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
10.3%

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
9.3%

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
8.8%

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
7.5%

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
7.4%

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
7.1%

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
6.2%

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
5.9%

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
5.7%

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
5.7%

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
5.5%

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
5.2%

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
5.1%

Go For The Optics!

Perform
5.0%

Screw The Prime Directive

5.0%

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
4.9%

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.
4.8%

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
4.7%

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
4.7%

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
4.6%

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
4.4%

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
3.9%

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
3.9%

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
3.8%

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
3.7%

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
3.3%

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
3.2%

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
3.0%

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
2.9%

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
2.9%

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
2.8%

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
2.8%

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
2.8%

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
2.7%

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
2.6%

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
2.6%

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
2.6%

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
2.6%

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
2.5%

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
2.5%

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
2.4%

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
2.3%

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
2.2%

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
2.1%

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
2.1%

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
2.1%

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
2.1%

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
2.0%

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.
1.9%

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
1.9%

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.
1.9%

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.
1.9%

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.
1.9%

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
1.8%

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
1.7%

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)
1.5%

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.
1.5%

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.
1.3%

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.
1.3%

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
1.3%

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.
1.3%

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
1.3%

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.
1.2%

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.
1.2%

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
1.2%

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
1.2%

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.
1.2%

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.
1.2%

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
1.1%

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!
1.1%

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.
1.1%

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.
1.1%

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.
1.1%

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.
1.0%

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.
1.0%

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.
0.9%

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
0.9%

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
0.9%

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
0.8%

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
0.8%

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.
0.8%

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
0.7%

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.
0.7%

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.
0.7%

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
0.7%

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.
0.7%

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.
0.7%

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.
0.7%

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.
0.7%

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.
0.7%

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
0.7%

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.
0.7%

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
0.7%

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.
0.7%

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.
0.7%

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.
0.7%

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.
0.7%

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.
0.6%

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.
0.6%

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.
0.4%

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.
0.4%

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.
0.2%

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.
0.2%

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.