Global Gameplay Stats

Surgeon Simulator 2013

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 72
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Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
76.9%


Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
61.9%


Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
55.8%


Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
55.7%


Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the ribcage.
55.0%


It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
48.5%


Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
40.6%


Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
30.3%


You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
29.8%


I Think I've Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
29.0%


Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
24.7%


Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
19.7%


Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
14.8%


When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
14.5%


10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
14.2%


What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
14.2%


Spaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
13.9%


Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
12.5%


Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
12.4%


Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
12.0%


Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out of the back of the ambulance.
11.8%


What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
10.6%


The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
8.8%


About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
7.9%


I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
7.9%


Hah We Probably Made You Do It Again

Perform a heart transplant in space.
7.4%


Go For The Optics!

Perform "laser eye surgery".
6.3%


Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
5.9%


It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
5.6%


I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
5.3%


Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away.
5.3%


The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
5.1%


Screw The Prime Directive

5.0%


Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
5.0%


Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
4.3%


It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.
4.1%


Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
3.9%


Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
3.9%


One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
3.4%


How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
3.1%


At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
3.1%


Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
2.9%


Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
2.9%


Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
2.9%


Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
2.8%


Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
2.6%


Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
2.6%


Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after being drugged. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
2.5%


Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
2.3%


I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
2.2%


Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
2.1%


Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
2.1%


Like An Animal

Throw everything on the floor in the brain transplant surgery.
2.0%


I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
1.9%


We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
1.9%


Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.
1.9%


Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
1.8%


Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out of the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.
1.8%


And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)
1.6%


A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.
1.2%


Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.
1.2%


That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
1.1%


Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
1.0%


Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.
1.0%


Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.
0.9%


Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.
0.9%


In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
0.8%


The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
0.8%


There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!
0.8%


Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.
0.8%


No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.
0.7%


Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.
0.7%