Global Gameplay Stats

POSTAL 2

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 88
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50.3%

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
46.8%

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
43.7%

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
39.9%

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
36.8%

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
36.0%

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
34.2%

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
31.5%

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
30.3%

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
27.7%

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
25.2%

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
25.2%

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
21.7%

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
21.1%

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
20.1%

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
18.8%

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
17.8%

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
16.9%

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
15.4%

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
14.0%

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
13.3%

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
13.1%

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
12.7%

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
11.7%

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
11.6%

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
11.2%

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
11.0%

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

10.6%

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
10.6%

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
10.3%

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
9.4%

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
9.1%

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
8.9%

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
8.9%

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
8.8%

You are not alone

8.3%

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
6.8%

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
6.4%

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
6.3%

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
6.3%

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
6.3%

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
6.2%

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
6.0%

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
6.0%

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
6.0%

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
5.9%

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
5.8%

There's always money in the banana stand

5.7%

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
5.6%

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
5.3%

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
5.1%

Found 'em faster than GWB

4.4%

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
4.3%

John Rambo'd!

4.2%

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
4.0%

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
4.0%

Cesar Millan is Gay

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
3.6%

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
3.6%

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
3.4%

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
3.3%

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
3.2%

Ginger Mint

3.1%

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
3.1%

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
2.9%

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 30 people in the balls.
2.8%

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
2.8%

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
2.7%

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
2.6%

SCREW that game!

2.4%

Gary vs. a Giant Penis

2.3%

Bitches Love Cake

2.3%

Reddit's Famous Double Dong

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
2.3%

Ape Rape

2.2%

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
2.2%

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
2.1%

BioShocked

Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
2.1%

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
2.1%

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
2.0%

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
1.9%

Dick Message

1.9%

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
1.7%

Hobo Sexual

1.6%

PooMasher

1.5%

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
1.5%

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
1.4%

Ode to Eddings

1.3%

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
1.3%

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
1.3%

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.