Global Gameplay Stats

POSTAL 2

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 68
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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
37.0%


Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
33.5%


Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
32.9%


Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
29.3%


Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
27.8%


Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
25.9%


Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
25.1%


I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
24.2%


Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
23.5%


It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
20.5%


Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
20.0%


It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
18.6%


C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
16.1%


Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
15.5%


It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
15.2%


Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
13.3%


Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
13.1%


OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
12.6%


Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
10.9%


GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
10.5%


And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
9.7%


It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
9.3%


Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
9.1%


OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
9.0%


I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
8.6%


Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
8.4%


Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
8.1%


Gotta pay the Troll Toll

8.0%


Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
7.6%


Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
7.4%


FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
7.3%


Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
7.0%


Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
7.0%


Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
6.8%


You are not alone

6.4%


Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
6.2%


Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
5.2%


I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
5.0%


Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
4.9%


Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
4.9%


There's always money in the banana stand

4.8%


Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
4.7%


A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
4.5%


Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
4.5%


I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
4.4%


Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
4.2%


Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
4.1%


Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
4.1%


I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
4.0%


Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
4.0%


Found 'em faster than GWB

3.9%


I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
3.5%


One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
3.2%


John Rambo'd!

2.8%


Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
2.6%


Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
2.5%


Cesar Millan is Gay

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
2.4%


Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
2.4%


Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
2.2%


Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
1.7%


SCREW that game!

1.7%


Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
1.6%


Gary vs. a Giant Penis

1.5%


Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
1.2%


40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
1.1%


Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
1.1%


CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
1.0%


Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
0.9%