A Midsummer Knight's Thieve
Helped the Knight obtain Excalibur.
What You Always Wanted
Reached the bottom of The Cave.
Funnier Than a Burning Carnival
Enabled the Hillbilly to burn down the Carnival.
It Belongs In a Museum
Came ever-so-close to recovering the Sarcophagus.
God Bless Us, Every One
Stood by and watched as the Twins murdered their parents.
Such Bad Children
Watched Mummy and Daddy's furniture get broken all to bits.
Served as an accessory to the Time Traveler's murder of her enemy's ancestor.
Saw a postcard stolen from the Gift Shop.
Grand Theft Karma
Played some dubious role in the Monk's murder of his Master.
Learn to Stop Worrying
Shared in the blame for the Scientist's act of mass murder.
To Soothe A Savage Beast
Recorded and played back the elevator music from the Zoo food court.
Where did the King go anyway?
Fire In The Hole
3 die by the Miner's hand.
Hazardous Work Environment
Slipped, where wet.
Everyone reached the bottom.
Smells Like Team Spirit
Made all three characters smell like a dinosaur at once.
Sacrificed oneself for ultimate flavor.
Saw the darkness in all our hearts.
Remembered it's wrong to steal.
Weight of the Beast
The scale reveals a baleful figure.
Walk Like An Adventurer
Pantomimed an ancient hieroglyph.
Saw the good in everyone.
The Whole Story
Collector of forgotten dreams.
Don't Fill Up On Fortune Cookies
Peered into everyone's fate.
Who Wants to Live Forever
Got everyone out of The Cave without dying once.