Team Fortress 2

The Humerus Death
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Minakami Mai Feb 5 @ 11:11pm 
i think the name suited for this kukri is "The Femur Fatale"
stats
+ Turn mini-crits into crits
+10% health on wearer
+An on-fire teammate is visible(glowing team colour)
- Its cursed when withdrawn, must kill applied jarate enemy to switch weapon
- On Miss : bleed yourself for 5 seconds
ЧАЦБАРТОН (Hacbarton) Aug 13, 2013 @ 1:39pm 
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Happy Tiem Aug 13, 2013 @ 1:16pm 
No reskins this is just too good to be a skin.
Scout Aug 9, 2013 @ 3:24pm 
YES STONAGE UGA BOGA AHHHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aug 5, 2013 @ 8:03am 
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Cargøn, lord of file cabinets Feb 15, 2013 @ 1:32am 
Please make this a skin, it is too amazinig to be left out of my reach
Saiko Oct 11, 2012 @ 6:28am 
Dude can you please give me a skin for this? It's really nice, and if it can't make to NoTLU 2 can you at least give me a link?
Pow!  [author] Oct 1, 2012 @ 5:42am 
Thanks everyone for the rates! Winter Holiday items are now in-progress! Keep the comments, rates and shares coming :D
catfood Sep 30, 2012 @ 11:52am 
+30% damage
+70% faster weapon switch
Excel Fisher Sep 30, 2012 @ 11:43am 
awsome
hongyo Sep 29, 2012 @ 7:14pm 
Zeratan Sep 29, 2012 @ 1:29pm 
+50% damage
causes bleeding on the target
-25% attack speed
-20% health on wearer
Zeratan Sep 29, 2012 @ 1:26pm 
theMilkDrinker Sep 29, 2012 @ 12:57pm 
looks great, good job
Gandalf Sep 28, 2012 @ 2:08pm 
Superdead Casanova Sep 28, 2012 @ 1:01pm 
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Captain Catastrophe Sep 27, 2012 @ 6:58pm 
shouldve been a funnybone
Perfection Sep 27, 2012 @ 5:47pm 
Very well thought out melee weapon. Must have!!
{ST}Green Ghost | trade.tf Sep 26, 2012 @ 11:24pm 
I see what you did there. '_'
Kaptin Kittunz ッ Sep 26, 2012 @ 9:10pm 
i used to be a rager, but then i took a joke to my humerous

hang on, is that the spies arm? and yes i made up that ^ ^ ^ joke for this item, maybe thats a good description?
AlsoNathan Sep 26, 2012 @ 9:01pm 
That pun just made my day XD
WWWwww Sep 26, 2012 @ 5:05pm 
holiday punch for sniper pls
Adeptus Astartes Sep 26, 2012 @ 2:48pm 
agree with the turtle
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Sep 26, 2012 @ 1:49pm 
i agree with bzm hanson
Maverick-Hunter Sep 26, 2012 @ 1:20pm 
The fearsome Femer.
bzmhanson Sep 26, 2012 @ 1:03pm 
On crit: switches opponents weapon to melee.
Squeegiemama Sep 26, 2012 @ 12:37pm 
A humerus addition to the game!
Beesore, Cheesekek connoisseur Sep 26, 2012 @ 12:13pm 
This is a great weapon. the name makes it twice as good! well done.
loopyloo Sep 26, 2012 @ 10:58am 
amazing name choice, only reason i love it.
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HeatBombastic Sep 26, 2012 @ 10:39am 
I laughed like crazy when I saw the name. Thumbs Up!
Suruga Devil Sep 26, 2012 @ 8:43am 
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kero Sep 26, 2012 @ 7:58am 
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ℝⓊҔ1ȻƘ-X 4Еұёr! =) Sep 26, 2012 @ 7:45am 
goood ideeea!
I like it!!!
pako Sep 26, 2012 @ 6:45am 
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pako Sep 26, 2012 @ 6:45am 
FEDT
cyro_dragon Sep 26, 2012 @ 5:58am 
50 max health
-30% damage penalty
On hit: bleed
Dark Confidant Sep 26, 2012 @ 4:43am 
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Pow!  [author] Sep 26, 2012 @ 3:44am 
Thanks all for the kind comments! Still taking any feedback people have to offer!

@Its Yoomudda: Yeah, its a punny bone! ... :D
ostrowski Sep 25, 2012 @ 6:37pm 
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HowDoPLayGaem!? Sep 25, 2012 @ 1:51pm 
Oh that's punny
Moral Crusader Sep 25, 2012 @ 1:28pm 
spine-chillingly cool
Moral Crusader Sep 25, 2012 @ 1:28pm 
kool

DracoMeteor Sep 25, 2012 @ 12:36pm 
This will be great with pyrovision because the enemies laugh when hit.
!!☢-=ReDeEmEr=-☢!! Sep 25, 2012 @ 10:25am 
good item i hope it will be on TF2
รtคгﻮคภє Sep 25, 2012 @ 6:54am 
very nice
Pow!  [author] Sep 25, 2012 @ 5:37am 
Thanks all! Please do keep rating if you like it!

My next item, Demoman melee, is making good progress! Do take a look here to see the latest texture work. Should be in-game this week, then I have about a few weeks to play with particles!

Skyrocket, "Blast Off" Blu and "Rocket To 'Em" Red. Feedback, comments and naming ideas are all welcome!

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