The Cortex Command
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I LOVE this hat. totally. its always on my loadout screen and i use it on halloween servers all the time. well thats 1 of the problems. I hate just the fact that this was submitted in halloween they just had to restrict this hat. i dont see any problem with it being at any server. its not insulting . or "too spooky" or jsut not fit for daily gameplay. they realy should unrestrict it, and another problem they did was this was supposed to be a set. with the backpack canister too, wich looks amazing imo, and when they added just a part of the set, it is kinda depressing. i think valve should wake up a bit and well. listen to what fans want for a change
Lord Rhapthorne Feb 8 @ 9:31am 
that shouldnt be halloween item its not creepy ist futuristic
techrat 68 Dec 24, 2013 @ 8:30am 
[h1]Good Enough for Bob Burns Basement![/h1]
A creepy favorite.
Just like those old 1950's black & white science gone mad movie creatures.
Glooification Oct 26, 2013 @ 1:41pm 
THE best item in the game. i rarely use though becasue its a full moon/halloween item? =(
Dashie Buying>cards 1 wep each Oct 19, 2013 @ 3:35pm 
sexiest hat in the game
Mr. Dexter's Dad Sep 20, 2013 @ 4:37pm 
here's the age old anser, and it turns out, it was a trick question: the pyro has no face at all!
agarcia654321 Sep 19, 2013 @ 5:57pm 
how do i add it
Dr. Zoidberg Sep 10, 2013 @ 9:37am 
i like it when its not broken
Burai1234 May 22, 2013 @ 10:14pm 
I see you are angry about the restrictions.
Buy your torches and pitchforks here!
Cahz-beh May 22, 2013 @ 1:34pm 
why dafuq does valve have to take a great item like this and restrict it??!!!
҉  IncinerateChicken Apr 11, 2013 @ 7:47am 
You're a real bunch of dicks, Valve. Unrestrict the hat. Seriously.
The Green Marauder Mar 24, 2013 @ 8:49am 
Worker: Gabe, I added this amazing hat into the game! so many people will be happy to get this hallo-
Gabe: Restrict it.
Worker: Wa-Gabe why
Gabe: RESTRICT IT OR YOUR FIRED!
Worker: Yes gabe....
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Venom Mar 5, 2013 @ 8:25am 
Could you please ask Valve to remove the restriction for Halloween/Full Moon. This is a big shame as I was looking forward to getting this hat really badly.
(TDO) peace bringer Feb 23, 2013 @ 6:05pm 
you son of a bitch, valve, listen up and listen well, if you dont unrestrict this then every one who is pissed off at you will be i your closet, looking at your pjs and stealin yo cloths for in the morn, and then sendin you a hostage video of yo lil fluffykins the bare. so you got untill this summer'
plat Jan 22, 2013 @ 4:20pm 
Amazing, I hate that it was restricted. ;-;
TheUnknownVigilante. Dec 15, 2012 @ 7:14am 
I'm real mad that it's restricted .___.
Porkstein Dec 8, 2012 @ 12:45pm 
This is awsome
Oil_Rope_Bombs Nov 22, 2012 @ 4:40am 
Why the fuck did they restrict this?
The African Nov 13, 2012 @ 4:25am 
Valve ruined this hat
A Bot Named You Nov 8, 2012 @ 3:28pm 
Dang, this is so awesome! Too bad it's restricted
Lord_of_Smissmas_Lights Nov 7, 2012 @ 1:43am 
The spooky sleeves and shoes are unrestricted. Why can't this be. Those are more halloween themed than this.
[DCJ]Prince Weed™ Nov 6, 2012 @ 10:09am 
valve wins this round *by restricting*
Rexic The King Nov 4, 2012 @ 7:42pm 
I think you should really talk to valve about unrestricting this. Its too good a item to be restricted
No Puedo Nov 2, 2012 @ 5:48pm 
PROPERTY OF BIG MT. All rights reserved
Republicans Nov 1, 2012 @ 7:50pm 
They restricted this?! So the Pyro can wear a see though ghost head all year round, but not have this?
凸S.E.B凸 Oct 31, 2012 @ 11:12pm 
idk why they restricted this, is a shame ... > btw good work :)
[TrC] Dackstrus Oct 31, 2012 @ 6:30pm 
I'm so sorry they restricted it man.
Gearbram Oct 31, 2012 @ 2:00pm 
Thx for making such a beautiful misc for the Pyro!! I really love it!! Thx!!!
Zeke <3 Oct 31, 2012 @ 12:04pm 
Man, Valve's descriptions are getting really bad. The original item description? Great! Short, straight to the point and witty. Valve's one is just so long winded.
Anyway, congratulations on getting accepted.
lateDARKMASTER Oct 31, 2012 @ 6:36am 
when i saw this in the workshop i wanted it right then and now I HAVE IT WOOO!
Alexander Van Hellsing Oct 30, 2012 @ 10:26pm 
YESSS YESS even if we can't wear it all year its awesome it got into the game :D i got myself a haunted one! good work!! really great!
thatsFRAT Oct 30, 2012 @ 12:23pm 
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Velly Vice Oct 30, 2012 @ 11:29am 
seriously, its awesome item with 2 styles, and the jigglebones are really cool, WTF I CANT WEAR IT ALL YEAR? IF SOMEONE THINK THAT BREAKING ART STYLE, LOOK AT DEUS EX PROMO OR GRORDBORT ITEMS! valve, you are losing money, delent that ugly limit and make pyro fans happy forever, PLEASE! D:
Captain Kompass Oct 30, 2012 @ 2:35am 
i cant believe that i'm having this 3 times, thats the best item ever !
Dirtbag Daryl Oct 29, 2012 @ 11:53pm 
This is the best halloween item and they fucking restrict it.

Typical Valve >_>
Lord_of_Smissmas_Lights Oct 29, 2012 @ 6:55pm 
I really wish this wasn't halloween/full moon restricted. I wanted to paint it white and wear it during the winter. Because it would look like it's frozen. stupid restriction.
ned_ballad Oct 29, 2012 @ 12:21pm 
Cupid: It is paintable
thatsFRAT Oct 29, 2012 @ 7:26am 
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ObligatedCupid1 Oct 29, 2012 @ 5:51am 
I love the item, and understand why it's restricted, but why isn't it paintable?
I love this, and want to show that love through garish colours!
Also, If I get a Name tag, I'm renaming this "The Cortex Command", Much cooler name.
Dr. Sanity Oct 28, 2012 @ 10:52pm 
I just found out the other style is actually useable ^_^
Kaptin Kittunz ッ Oct 28, 2012 @ 10:06pm 
is it me...or was this halloween REALLY lame
Big Dreams Yung Memes Oct 28, 2012 @ 8:00pm 
wow its so badass they had to make it restricted
i wish it wasnt
DEAN Oct 28, 2012 @ 7:18pm 
so the ghost head from last year for pyro is wearable all the time, yet this is restricted?

WTF?!
Computer guy Oct 28, 2012 @ 2:48pm 
OH YEAH! Its in the game! My favorite hat of the update.
Carol of the WILLs Oct 28, 2012 @ 1:46pm 
I unboxed it and its my favorite hat in the update! its haunted! i wish i could wear it ALL the time... D:
Captain Blades | pan.tf Oct 28, 2012 @ 1:07pm 
Best item of the update, Valve ruined your hard work by restricting it. You can bet i'm emailing them about this.
Sparkwire ◝('ω'◝ ) ゆこ  [author] Oct 28, 2012 @ 12:57pm 
Everyone who is sad about the restriction, go email Valve/Robin about it, i hope they'll listen.
Justyn Oct 28, 2012 @ 11:22am 
Lord_of_Light, it is an exclusive.

Shame.. I'd love wearing this all year 'round.
Christmas Beluga Oct 28, 2012 @ 8:46am 
i just got a haunted quality of this :D