The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Chuck Norris
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[VRS]SPARTANMASTER114 Jul 17 @ 12:23pm 
i cant kill him but he can kill me and i have over 90'000 health how is he god?
Bob the MLG Dank Bob Jan 8 @ 6:20pm 
dragonbone weapons LOL nuck chorris uses a housekick round
SqueakyToyHelyg Jul 13, 2014 @ 12:01pm 
chuck norris sucks at acting but looks cool, might some girls add "$exy"
CriPerDriXx Jun 25, 2014 @ 1:37pm 
u can go to hell>:{
[F3AR]Foxy346 Apr 3, 2014 @ 2:44am 
"over powered"
Chuck Norris, might i add, was a shit actor. There are no its, whats, or buts, he is.
Deika, Toa of Fire Mar 23, 2014 @ 1:50pm 
i killed chuck norris people
tac.tical.warhammer Jan 10, 2014 @ 11:07pm 
HA!! Damn right buckmaidt.
CL0cKw0Rk Boxington Oct 27, 2013 @ 3:28pm 
Learn the way of Chuck Norris and become Norrisborn
Gordon Sep 4, 2013 @ 11:43am 
Chuck Norris approves.
Tiberius Gaming Jun 28, 2013 @ 1:49pm 
haha this is funny
Ba'slan Kohr Apr 18, 2013 @ 9:56am 
Chuck Norris isn't your Follower... YOU FOLLOW CHUCK NORRIS!
Lord Allah (in Allah We Trust) Mar 21, 2013 @ 5:33pm 
make the guantlets do 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000% dmg with unarmed


Btw Cleaner
Lord Oreostitus Jan 28, 2013 @ 11:09am 
give him the power of the voice :D
Jimbob Horatio Mcgee Nov 27, 2012 @ 5:41am 
Dear god
toranass Nov 21, 2012 @ 10:15pm 
You don't find Chuck Norris, He will find YOU
Sheogorath Oct 3, 2012 @ 10:31pm 
Chuck Norris once killed 100 dragons by pointing up in the air and yelling bang
kyllesmax Aug 30, 2012 @ 5:09pm 
Don't forget to up his... the Chuck Norris attack speed at epic and his... the Chuck Norris move speed at 2-3x faster than us. Because If he... Chuck Norris say you to go enywhere to see if he... Chuck Norris are here, he... Chuck Norris must be here. And at more, he... Chuck Norris don't need his... Chuck Norris fists to kill enything... enything must autodestroy when see Chuck Norris... no... When FEEL Chuck Norris... because Chuck Norris feel pur power... He... Chuck Norris feel Chuck Norris... ho... and... I forgot... Chuck Norris must have the power of stop time. If you don't do that Chuck Norris will find you. And Chuck Norris will... You wouldn't know that...
Zyro Aug 30, 2012 @ 1:11pm 
yea... he needs to use his fists and give him some not armor clothes. Make his damage resistance 99% and magic resist 99% xD Hes Chuck Norris! ALso Unarmed damage=250 Give him Unrelenting Force, Iceform, Disarm, Mark for death, Fire Breath, Ice Breath, Animal Allegaance, and summon Parthurnax (lol). And make him shout relentlessly! He sould obliterate you all XD.
✯ CptMeatshield ✌ ✯ Aug 30, 2012 @ 12:00pm 
chuck norris does not follow you, you follow chuck norris.
Moya Aug 29, 2012 @ 10:25pm 
@Ninja Fox

Chuck Norris actually beat Bruce Lee at the World Martial Arts Tournaments held back in the day --- 4 times. (all times.)
Veraos Aug 29, 2012 @ 5:37pm 
The boogieman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
[AJSA] Big Boss Aug 28, 2012 @ 7:42am 
One does not simply make chuck norris a game character...
Chilli Dog Dave Aug 28, 2012 @ 5:50am 
he uses armor and weapons? not the chuck i know and fear, just give him clothes that suit him and non-takable gloves with like 40 unarmed damage, or bracers. and give his cloths a resistance to magic of a total of 50% :p
and essential ofc
Vortigaux Aug 28, 2012 @ 12:12am 
Make him use fists only. Swords are for pussies.
Irradiated Gamer Aug 27, 2012 @ 5:06pm 
took not to
Irradiated Gamer Aug 27, 2012 @ 5:06pm 
to him to high hrothgar arrowed to the kneed him and fus ro dahed him off HA!
Nagneto Aug 27, 2012 @ 3:11am 
JeyZed Aug 26, 2012 @ 10:16pm 
Joniarty Aug 26, 2012 @ 3:02pm 
Everything pasy the Beggar part is a Lie unless you named your character Chuck Norris. It was the guy or woman you played in the last elder scrolls.
oj48 Aug 26, 2012 @ 4:29am 
And, Chuck Norris doesn't read skill books, Chuck Norris stares the skill books into oblivion for implying that he has anything left to learn, Chuck Norris caused the great collapse at winterhold by spitting on a beggar, Chuck Norris won the Oblivion Crisis and Chuck Norris beat Sheogorath, Mephala, Meridia, Mehrunes Dagon, Molag Bal, Malacath, Namira, Noctournal, Hermaeus Mora, Hircine, Azura, Sithis, Peryite, Boethiah, Clavicus Vile, and Jyggalag in a fight. And he resurrected Jyggalag to try and even it up for the Daedra.
oj48 Aug 26, 2012 @ 4:29am 
Chuck Norris has stepped off his porch into the wilds of Skyrim, choosing a blade made from the bones of an immortal beast as his weapon, with his unparralellable strength behind it. Chuck found that he could not use his fists in this world, the last time he did, Red Mountain erupted and the moon fell on Vivec City, the time before that, the Dwemer disappeared, and before that, the Chimer Became the Dunmer. He chooses to wield a mortal weapon so as to allow you to be the hero...
Doctor McGee, M.D. Aug 25, 2012 @ 5:56pm 
Less weapons, more fists
D1str1buted Aug 25, 2012 @ 1:13pm 
Chuck norris got killed by a dragon
Boris the Soviet Love Machine Aug 25, 2012 @ 2:13am 
Sucks because he's not beating people sideways with his fists.
RG_Reaperinc Aug 24, 2012 @ 8:16am 
i might sub to this just so that i can beat the crap out of him.
Ninja fox Aug 24, 2012 @ 6:16am 
Bruce lee might have beat chuck norris in a fight but now bruce lee is dead. Lesson of the story is no one truely wins against Norris
sampsonalec Aug 23, 2012 @ 5:49am 
bruce lee beat the shit out of chuck norris in enter the dragon
Twerk_Kaptain ™ Aug 22, 2012 @ 6:23pm 
Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back, with both hands tied behind his back!
***Konnica Aug 22, 2012 @ 12:45pm 
lowracca Aug 21, 2012 @ 8:05pm 
i hear he got bit by a cobra.... after 5 very painful days the cobra finally died

and chuck norris doesnt have a chin under his beard....just another fist
Mr.Fluffkins Aug 21, 2012 @ 9:39am 
in effect you watch fairytail
D8gerzone Aug 21, 2012 @ 9:05am 
Chuck Norris doesn't use swords because the Moth Priests deemed his Fists the most powerful weapons in Tamriel
ᔕᴏʀᴀ 4 ᔕᴍᴀsʜ Aug 21, 2012 @ 2:42am 
Doesn't look like chuck norris very much.
Lord and master of Skyrim Aug 20, 2012 @ 10:04pm 
thats a releaf u got bord kuzz i thawt u were searius and just ruend the elder scrolls
adam.haney.802  [author] Aug 20, 2012 @ 6:16pm 
I got bored ok
Harmony Aug 20, 2012 @ 3:59pm 
Oh that's right, he never was.
Gordon Freechdogg Aug 20, 2012 @ 11:31am 
Remember when Chuck Norris was funny?
anvil2011 Aug 18, 2012 @ 5:31pm 
adam.haney.802  [author] Aug 18, 2012 @ 2:54pm 
I'll get the pics up soon, he's level 1000 and he has 100 in all warrior related classes
ironichypocrisy Aug 18, 2012 @ 1:24pm 
pic and description/stats? i would imagine his Unarmed skill should be very good. lol