The Express Delivery
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Sgt. Paincakes Jun 2 @ 3:39pm 
This is awesome! Do you think, if you put a download link, that I could use it in a SFM poster or two?
Fabulous Bill May 16 @ 3:01pm 
AWESOME
Sharky McOmNom May 16 @ 7:08am 
MAD MAGAZINE REFRENCE!! XD
maddocktor Dec 18, 2013 @ 5:35pm 
Mod please
P!nk0 (Stalin) Sep 17, 2013 @ 12:59pm 
they parodied mad magazine.
Jurica Jakovetic Jun 19, 2013 @ 10:07pm 
Cool
gustavo.brutos Jun 15, 2013 @ 4:56am 
How to get FREE!!! Earbuds in Team Fortress 2 @ tf2earbuds.com
MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE May 28, 2013 @ 2:45pm 
Please make this a mod!
|Gent| Mc Mentlegen May 16, 2013 @ 9:54pm 
Absolutely lovely. Now we need a third misc slot so I can use this with the fast learner and the buck-turner all-stars...
[CI] Midnight Chord™ May 8, 2013 @ 8:03am 
Would there be any possibillity to get a mod download link? A friend of mine and I are hexing TF2 items into gmod and we really want to hex this into gmod, you will be given full creditz for th emodel and such, hope you will cooperate with us, heres the link to our group (http://steamcommunity.com/gid/103582791434183372) for anymore questions contact the two admins of the group, love to hear from ya:3
SirToasty Apr 29, 2013 @ 7:16pm 
Me like the name it has a back round thing with the scout since he is from the east ;3
DelusionDroid Apr 23, 2013 @ 8:21pm 
looks really cool
Sir Squiffy the Spiffy Apr 11, 2013 @ 10:00am 
Would be nice if it removed his old bag when equiped
bebis :"-D Mar 17, 2013 @ 12:08am 
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tlaw.j.2012 Mar 13, 2013 @ 12:02pm 
How to get FREE!!! Earbuds in Team Fortress 2 https://vimeo.com/61654014
tlaw.j.2012 Mar 13, 2013 @ 12:02pm 
How to get FREE!!! Earbuds in Team Fortress 2 https://vimeo.com/61654014
briand112 Feb 25, 2013 @ 4:59pm 
Get TF2 Earbuds FREE!!! http://youtu.be/pFOuHGRlVDk
Gman Feb 18, 2013 @ 2:01pm 
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Bonk Boy Feb 9, 2013 @ 8:27pm 
Looks Like It Will go With the Milk Man Pack
Dr.Palluheim Jan 28, 2013 @ 1:25am 
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engoy4et Jan 20, 2013 @ 5:48am 
i thing this is the best scout bag
i would love to buy this
James Dec 20, 2012 @ 12:57pm 
Hey Valve, hear that jinglin'? That's the money I'll use to buy this. Do it.
Sgreffy Claus ❆ Dec 9, 2012 @ 8:08am 
Still waiting on valve to make this :( It's so epic.
Festive Squid with Glasses Nov 5, 2012 @ 5:28pm 
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Kezzik Nov 4, 2012 @ 5:17pm 
This with my Fast Learner. YES.
Foxy the Pirate Nov 4, 2012 @ 8:45am 
if you have flair enabled it should allow your decalled buttons to appear on the bag X3
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★ Lubos 関西育ち蛸男 Oct 24, 2012 @ 2:35pm 
Valve pleaseeeeeeeee
Dance Tiktonik Oct 18, 2012 @ 4:09am 
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천연탈취제 Oct 14, 2012 @ 3:15am 
WOW..
Jakob Oct 3, 2012 @ 2:12pm 
Valve needs to put this in the game or they have fail humanity.
James Sep 30, 2012 @ 10:37pm 
This better be in for the Manniversary.
DART Sep 26, 2012 @ 11:54am 
would look cool with the messenger hat
Takashiwolf Sep 19, 2012 @ 9:34pm 
Very cool! :D
Bald Community (No Hair) Sep 17, 2012 @ 10:16pm 
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Yolo Swaggins Sep 15, 2012 @ 7:39am 
so good. do want
The Winking Lemon Sep 12, 2012 @ 3:30pm 
come on valve this is an amazing item
LordSnuggles Sep 8, 2012 @ 7:10am 
i need this for my scout dalivery boy.
盲邊緣 Sep 6, 2012 @ 5:52pm 
I was so sad when i saw that this item wasnt put in and that jogger jacket was. If this ever comes out i will have a craft #1
GreatHunger Aug 29, 2012 @ 5:13am 
so! good!!!
Gruvee Aug 28, 2012 @ 7:22pm 
WANT IT
Сашка Aug 28, 2012 @ 8:09am 
!!!
James Aug 27, 2012 @ 3:27pm 
You're probably right, I can only imagine what horrible contortions it would create. I wasn't really hoping for jigglebones one way or the other, just curious. Still looks fantastic though, when this get's in I'll take 47.
The Ronin  [author] Aug 27, 2012 @ 7:12am 
@john - this does not have jigglebones. I don't think it should have in my honest opinion.
James Aug 26, 2012 @ 11:39pm 
This is probably the 3rd time I've asked, but all you guys are probably busy makin' the next coolest hat that will I love and pay an absurd amount of keys for, so it really don't matter but, Does this have jigglebones?
4365345412341234  [author] Aug 26, 2012 @ 7:46pm 
@ fancy i think that's taken already