Don't Commit Crimes
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Canadian_Zac Mar 18 @ 10:31am 
Actually its not, dont commit crimes, its dont get CAUGHT commiting the crimes....unless you are truely loaded
Domoguy Mar 15 @ 5:30pm 
twig, get the immersive jail mod.
twigpower2002 Nov 13, 2014 @ 8:25am 
can you do a mod where you have a jail sentance im fed up with just going to sleep and getting out of jail like that isnt realistic and i would have created this mod but i doint know how to do mods
Balthias Oct 23, 2014 @ 5:15am 
Ok figured out the issue.Was conflicting with bounty forgery mod. I prefer this one so keeping it, rating up and will share with friends and family.
Destructech_01 Aug 25, 2014 @ 1:17am 
This is roleplay maximum for good guys. Commit a crime and pay, pay real bad for it. Nice mod man, thanks :)
TheVandal Jul 2, 2014 @ 10:00am 
hey can u make 1 where it lowers the bounty #'s thnx :)
Blazinvoid May 10, 2014 @ 8:32pm 
@ladysedim @dacurit The murders pinned on you are just coming from the same guy you want to kill who is like The Black-Briar family, except all in one. He controls all of Markarths guards, and I can't remember which character it was.
commander commander May 3, 2014 @ 12:15am 
i do now now if you can do this bot it wood be cool if you assault some one for long it will stop being just a nother drunken brawl and startes being attempted murder so if you start a fight and get the halth to lower then 60% then the gards will see it as attempted murder
rob Nov 30, 2013 @ 2:36pm 
dunno if your still working on this Mod, but was wondering if you could make so that Bounty hunters and Hired thugs have a higher chance of coming after you.
ladysedim Oct 7, 2013 @ 5:59pm 
I mean Ive avoided every aspect of the cidnamine thing, even manadged to avoid eltrys this time.
There's no way I could of got a bounty, but I did. And hmmm....I do have a teenaged son with a sense of humor...I wonder............
dacurit Oct 2, 2013 @ 6:01pm 
@laysedim
What do you mean you "ignored" the quest?
Did you get near the end of the quest, but just not go to the Temple of Talos part that ultimately gets you arrested to Cidna Mine? If so, there might be an extra subroutine where the guards pin the murders on you whether you get confronted or not.
If you just ignored the quest line in its entirety (apart from the inevitable attack in the street/Wyslin gives you the note oh-so-not-at-all-suspiciously), then it's either an incidental glitch or you did commit a crime there without remembering it, or somebody in your household opened you game and made your character commit a crime deliberately to fuck with you.
ladysedim Sep 21, 2013 @ 4:55am 
if there's no such thing, could you or someone make a modthat does that, or maybe lists...last crime comitted...or something? Just an idea :-)
ladysedim Sep 21, 2013 @ 4:53am 
ok silly question, but Im not sure where else to even ask..... do you happen to know, is there any way or any mod to find out what your current bounty is for? I got a bounty on me in markarth, and I literally did nothing. No lockpicking, no stealing, no assaults, no trespassing, no murder, nothing! Heck Ive even ignored that stupid murder/cidna mine quest!....but I still got a bounty. Any ideas, anybody?
Indigo Sep 5, 2013 @ 2:54pm 
shut up arnold
Daniel.arnold Jun 8, 2013 @ 8:29am 
crap crap crap crap dude you no cool
Shadowblade001 May 7, 2013 @ 4:13am 
Shame this is not on the Nexus as I don't use the Workshop. I'll have to try one of the others.
Shadowblade001 May 7, 2013 @ 4:09am 
Anglo Saxon England had a similar system of payment - except that Skyrim's system is twisted - 1000 gp for murdering a commoner means it should be 5000 for a guard (plus death as it would be treason), 10,000 to 50,000 or more for nobles, wealthy merchants and priests and death by vivisection for killing a Jarl.
NazareeM Feb 11, 2013 @ 7:15pm 
so instant jail for murder or can u still resist arrest?
Sithis Jan 31, 2013 @ 4:16pm 
what about skooma?
Dєѧϯђ Jan 26, 2013 @ 6:01pm 
maybe if chickens and goats didn't report crime
jona0402 Nov 5, 2012 @ 3:20pm 
Just wanted to comment that it isn't all that strange. The bounties in Skyrim are remarkably similar to the concept of weregild in real-life nordic societies. In Viking times literally everyone's life had a price, and you could get away with murder if you repaid the value of the life you took. Therefore, rather than being unrealistic, Bethesda's bounty system is firmly grounded in reality.
MaskedNozza Aug 27, 2012 @ 5:36pm 
"Don't you think it's kind of strange how you can sell some ebony armor and then get away with murder?"
No I don't. It's not that they value life so little, it's that people value ebony armor so highly. They would kill for it (maybe).
I'm giving you a thumbs up regardless!
Sgt. Slender Aug 18, 2012 @ 2:26pm 
I Love This Mod Quite Very Much It Improves Lore By VERY Much!
FalloutmanN7 Aug 15, 2012 @ 4:07am 
will it work with other bounty mod?
FalloutmanN7 Aug 15, 2012 @ 4:06am 
how much for murder
eugene.and.darlene Aug 13, 2012 @ 2:37pm 
I can still pay my bounty when murder someone so plz fix that.
The Praetor Chris Aug 10, 2012 @ 2:55pm 
Cool Next you should make one so if u kill half the citizens in one hold and go to another they wont just let u be free
Roboman20000 Jul 23, 2012 @ 7:46pm 
This is an awsome idea thanks!
RustDouglas Jul 22, 2012 @ 11:08am 
Dear H2n4 Flu,
The "Last witness removed, (number) bounty has been removed from (hold)" need to be looked at since sometimes it works and sometimes it does not, other than that, great work!
crazyMonkey Jul 21, 2012 @ 9:14am 
He means you can sell some Ebony Armor, then pay off your fines for murder with the money you made.
funnyfaceguy Jul 20, 2012 @ 6:40pm 
what do you mean "it's kind of strange how you can sell some ebony armor and then get away with murder" that just like real life!
Wildcard Jul 20, 2012 @ 6:36pm 
If you add this idea, perhaps you could also make it where murder varies randomly about whether you go to jail or get taken to get beheaded. :D
Wildcard Jul 20, 2012 @ 6:32pm 
Also kaysa has a pretty darn good idea. Why not add a area in or near all of the holds (if they don't already have one) where you get beheaded? This could be worked by if you can't pay your fee, instead of the guards killing you right away, you are taken to get beheaded publicly, like experianced in the beginning of the game. :D
Wildcard Jul 20, 2012 @ 6:28pm 
I feel like escaping jail and becoming a werewolf shouldn't be about the same worth in bounty. =/
GrimSpirit Jul 20, 2012 @ 4:05pm 
lol true the guards in Oblivion got annoying after a serration mount of times kill them all. In Skyrim the guard are nicer ^^
[DdS]sithfreeman Jul 20, 2012 @ 3:08pm 
at least in skyrim, the guards aren't physic like in oblivion
Vitasmart Jul 20, 2012 @ 2:03pm 
I love it how in oblivion you can punch somebody and they'll say you oh (whatever) in gold, you deny it, then they you pay with your blood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dovahquinn Jul 20, 2012 @ 8:44am 
I also want a certain mod I am hoping anyone can work on. I would like to be able to frame people for certain crimes and have them sent to the city prison like they did for the thieves guild quest where you frame Brand Shei. That was great fun :)
Dovahquinn Jul 20, 2012 @ 8:42am 
Ya what she said! If you really rack up a ton of crime gold have the screen fade out to sollitude and have you get your head chopped off on the chopping block while all the friends you know and people of sollitude yell at you, like they did to Roggvir. Just change the dialogue so that they are shouting other stuff at you. Maybe get a few friends together and use your guys voices instead of the ones the npc's already have. Just make sure that its not permanent so like if you talk to them before the beheading they still say their normal lines.
Pyronista Jul 20, 2012 @ 6:54am 
Add a public beheading!
Moon4ver - stream.me/moon4ver Jul 20, 2012 @ 5:08am 
"So, just do what the guards say, and don't commit crimes." Just sneak around and shoot arrows at people :D
Harbinger of Order Jul 20, 2012 @ 3:58am 
You should make it that if you commit a certain crime that you go to the chopping block.
PAH POW Jul 19, 2012 @ 11:37pm 
mentlegen
Alpaca_Lord Jul 19, 2012 @ 9:20pm 
For the death penalty you should try to figure out how to make it so you are sent to the executioner's block.

That would amusing...
火PyroThunder4812雷 Jul 19, 2012 @ 6:57pm 
lol
Patriarachnid  [author] Jul 19, 2012 @ 6:40pm 
I'm thinking having a dozen guards trying to kill you is skyrim's version of the death penalty...
orcaoftheazuresea Jul 19, 2012 @ 6:38pm 
this is just a idea but murder should be death penalty
火PyroThunder4812雷 Jul 19, 2012 @ 6:08pm 
but it's fun
Oliver Jul 19, 2012 @ 4:18pm 
It's pretty good.
Captain Planet Jul 19, 2012 @ 12:48pm 
Can guild members still bribe guards to get away with crimes?