Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The De-Dehydrator
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olethrosian014 Apr 12 @ 8:02pm 
+Heals 100% health
+alt fire gives wearer 50% speed
"Bob" the Space Cadet Oct 19, 2015 @ 8:34pm 
Oh cool! It's got electrolytes. But whycome you don't have a tattoo?
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Team Live Badass Feb 7, 2014 @ 6:54pm 
I like to concept, but the stats are sort of OP. As a Scout, I find it easily takes less than 6 seconds to kill someone, sometimes if I'm doing good I can kill 3 or 4 people in that time. Scouts are already hard to hit and that much damage absorbtion while retaining the ability to attack would make them way too hard to kill. Perhaps if the DR was lowered to about %30, or if it presented a debuff alongside the DR (i.e. %50 less damage taken and %25 less damage dealt while under its effect).
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Tickle Beast Jan 13, 2014 @ 4:11pm 
Ok this thing looks WAAAAAY better then a soda can, but your stats make it useless compared to the atomic punch! You should really just make it +50% damage absorbtion for 6 seconds. this is fair, and you don't need to not be able to attack for 6 seconds.
Sacharovski[FR] Jan 12, 2014 @ 5:36am 
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Moo, Im a Shark. Jan 11, 2014 @ 12:23pm 
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MundyCree Jan 9, 2014 @ 3:59pm 
My stat idea:

Under the effect grants instantly dry up all dosing or liquid type weapons and repellent death marking status effect.
dwdWASDAS Nov 6, 2013 @ 12:05pm 
Support!
flvcko Oct 30, 2013 @ 12:22pm 
alternative stats:
+restores 100 health on wearer
-25% health from packs
DS6 XL HFA 250MCG 200 DOS GSK A2 Aug 21, 2013 @ 2:52pm 
There needs to be some downsides for those stats.
CorporalHeston Jul 22, 2013 @ 6:35am 
Valve please add this!
The Maddocktor Jun 18, 2013 @ 9:55am 
Soooooooo great I want this the stats u made r epic
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SplashBang Mar 10, 2013 @ 6:04am 
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The Negro Vote Jan 26, 2013 @ 9:23am 
I like the idiocracy reference.
Million Dollar Extreme Presents Jan 7, 2013 @ 4:04pm 
i would use this no matter how valve decides to make it. it could be the baby face blaster of the lunchbox items, but i would use it becuase its so bad ass!
Merdarion Dec 25, 2012 @ 6:28am 
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Sir Milquetoast Oct 6, 2012 @ 11:35am 
This is awsome
ALL SONS OF OLD GODS...DIE!! Sep 22, 2012 @ 6:18pm 
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!
The-Shy-Guy Sep 7, 2012 @ 9:39pm 
I love this weapon, but scout has a stupid face in one of the pics shown. (Possibly rape face)
S.S.Dragon™ Aug 25, 2012 @ 8:14pm 
i was thinking. it would take off piss/milk and something for fire. not like the spycicle. but if its going to be water (more likely) then yeah. maybe clean piss/milk and fire effects, but ______ idunno. i love the look of the full set tho.
Shmo Aug 18, 2012 @ 7:12pm 
and mrmii if you couldn't attack while under effect then why would u use the De-Dehhydrator
when you can use bonk atomic punch and be invinsible, its basically like bonk except you can attack when under effect and you have +50% damage absorption for 6 seconds instead of being invisible so i kind of like this
Shmo Aug 18, 2012 @ 7:05pm 
I like the stat suggestion for this but not the other weps that you made
Bipolar Cormorant Aug 3, 2012 @ 8:59pm 
You people do know the stats suggested are just a suggestion and Valve chooses right? The only time the stats were taken from Workshop comments or suggestions were the Wrap Assassin and the Spy-Cicle.
XelUnknown Jul 12, 2012 @ 9:03pm 
really think the suggested states here are what are going to keep this form getting in...
Rikemat Jun 30, 2012 @ 1:18pm 
I like the colletion, nice work, but scout isn't adult, just a adolescent.
👻Yell Boys 2007👻 Jun 29, 2012 @ 9:20am 
would be kinda overpowered compaired to bonk wouldnt it?
you know chilling with your soda popper drink some refreshing water stand in front of 5 soldiers pop a crit steal the intel with full health
Dhal is irie Jun 27, 2012 @ 5:43am 
Really clean models
Dr Professor Heavy, PhD Jun 23, 2012 @ 12:51pm 
Great idea, needs some refinemint though
Cotton Jun 21, 2012 @ 11:06am 
*are
Cotton Jun 21, 2012 @ 11:06am 
Suggested Stats
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+50% Damage absorption for 6 seconds
Can attack while under it's effect

Did you misprint "cant" as "can" or azre you serious?
RosstheBoss Jun 19, 2012 @ 4:44pm 
This is probably the best you have done with your set, it's not OP if anything it should be like 8 seconds, and its something new.
TheFilthyGoose Jun 19, 2012 @ 2:26pm 
i like this but mabye change the 6 seconds for 12 or 14. 6 seconds is'nt a very long time in a rageing battle.
XelUnknown Jun 18, 2012 @ 5:36am 
Maybe it should be a minor heal item? Cause isn't that why normal baseball players use thier water for that sort of reason?
C͟o͠rr̀u̢pte̡d Jun 17, 2012 @ 2:29pm 
Perhapse, while under its effects,
-No random Crits
-While under its effects, -50% damage done yourself.
This still means, a direct hit crocket will kill you.
tylerburrito Jun 17, 2012 @ 12:42pm 
Well. The effects have no downside, so it's pretty goddamn overpowered. Free damage absorption.

Don't make stats if you don't know how to balance.
Mat Jun 17, 2012 @ 6:19am 
@Wyre

+50% Damage absorption for 6 seconds
CAN ATTACK WHILE UNDER IT'S EFFECT

You can't attack while using Bonk!.
R3DP1E Jun 16, 2012 @ 10:44am 
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Ren Jun 16, 2012 @ 10:42am 
err, its basically a weaker Bonk
Randalph Jun 16, 2012 @ 8:07am 
TheCrimsonHood Jun 16, 2012 @ 5:55am 
I'm thirsty...
usbfridge Jun 16, 2012 @ 5:39am 
The stats are actually really good this time, this looks amazingly high quality. So professional.
2016: A SafeSpace Odyssey Jun 15, 2012 @ 6:13pm 
i love the idiocracy reference
Ansanie Jun 15, 2012 @ 1:25am 
Capt. Satellite Jack Jun 14, 2012 @ 5:08pm 
Crit-A-Cola reskin?