The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Jeean's Squeaky Toys!
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150 Comments
eikmanalmond Jul 31 @ 12:00pm 
the textures get all glitchy and stuff
LostInGames4ever Jun 13 @ 4:03pm 
I dont have the staffs
The Triggered Guest Jun 11 @ 10:41am 
Nvm
The Triggered Guest Jun 11 @ 10:41am 
The decals aren't showing for me, is there a certain download?
blackdruidwolf aka Sundance Feb 7, 2015 @ 3:44pm 
You can actually kill NPC's with this by the way :( I assassinated a follower hanging out in Riverwood.
Jeean  [author] Feb 3, 2015 @ 11:48am 
Sorry Vahid - I am aware of the texture bug and if reinstalling hasn't worked, I have no solution for you :( I am no longer maintaining this project (it is almost three years old!)
Revanta Jan 31, 2015 @ 5:12pm 
I feel like i should have came up with this... or maybey i shouldn't have... hmm...
Nefeli Jan 6, 2015 @ 7:53pm 
Subscribed and checked. Mod is in Data files, but isn't showing up in the Riverwood Trader.
Legion Oct 20, 2014 @ 8:21pm 
best weapons ever 10/10
Exinstix Jul 22, 2014 @ 9:37pm 
Just did, thank you so much for the help. Wish I could use this mod without it bugging out.
Jeean  [author] Jul 22, 2014 @ 8:57pm 
@Exinstix: Did you go into your 'Data Files' option (at the launcher) and use 'Delete Selected' on the squeaky file?
Exinstix Jul 21, 2014 @ 4:38pm 
I cant seem to get rid of it even after i unsub, the items are still in the smithing list and crash my game whenever I hover over it too long. Please help!!!
Bessie The Beast Jul 10, 2014 @ 2:40am 
Make dildo's Please c;
Sereverus Jun 30, 2014 @ 8:36am 
oh this will be fun imma go hit people with squeeky toys!
Joeofthemasks Jun 21, 2014 @ 5:19pm 
The Rods of Shenanigan, nuff said.
LordGimsbury May 17, 2014 @ 3:14am 
u know what those barstards need? they need some knockback
Sausage May 7, 2014 @ 7:21pm 
I lol'd +1
Gumshoe Apr 12, 2014 @ 11:38am 
The mod is really cool, but all the stuff has a weird texture, it's just black with random rainbow squares all over it.
The Liquid Diamond Mar 26, 2014 @ 8:21am 
The mod worked but glitched my skyrim charactor to the point of needing to go back to an earlier game. I was floating in the air and then fell into a mountain and stayed there, unable to move. Please look and see if it was something with the mod
Ryarod Jan 24, 2014 @ 3:18pm 
My God, I am loving this!

Please forgive me, but, could it be / Aaaand I just saw that you have no planned changes for this. A pity, I was looking forward to those suction cup arrows... and (I know, I know, here I am requesting something anyway) was wondering if it could be possible to improve the weapons at the forge (perhaps via Latex Ingots or Alphabet Blocks? That'd be hilarious). It'd be great to have a version of these things that actually does work really well as a weapon. Kicking @$$ with a squeaky toy, heck yeah.

*ahem* Anyway, forgive me for prattling on. Thank you for the great mod.
INFERNO Jan 19, 2014 @ 4:32pm 
The most hilarious part was when I actually managed to kill someone with the squeaky bat, and it showed a death animation where I stabbed the bat through his chest. XD
sirus catter Jan 13, 2014 @ 3:06pm 
lmao this is so useless and fun its awesome ty for the geat mod
Mrkillbox Jan 5, 2014 @ 3:43pm 
I'm planning on doing a Sheogorath playthrough....this is Perfect!
Gipo Dec 29, 2013 @ 2:13pm 
This is just hilarious, find it really funny when the guards are all like "no lollygaggin' " and "guard might get nervous, a man aproaches with his weapon drawn"
Tremere Dec 15, 2013 @ 2:04pm 
Dude... I most definitely will not download this, but *THANK YOU* for the teary-eyed, belly laugh from the video I just watched on YouTube. This was just too damn funny! Thank you!
colson112 Nov 9, 2013 @ 9:08pm 
please someone put a download link for non steam
Mark Cuckerberg Sep 27, 2013 @ 8:07pm 
wheres the download?
chooman13 Sep 27, 2013 @ 7:48pm 
Is it craftable???
Ruckus Gaming Sep 17, 2013 @ 2:04pm 
Squeaky Toys!
76561197971680476 Sep 16, 2013 @ 1:08pm 
Need to give Giants squeaky 2h by default :)
=ADK= Grenaders Aug 19, 2013 @ 7:48am 
*squeaky squeaky squeaky squeaky* -lydia- stop its *NO*
Dafini Aug 9, 2013 @ 2:50am 
There needs to be more mods Like this, the humerous kind. This is Awesome!
Saint Nicholas Aug 8, 2013 @ 9:12am 
This is a weapon that even alduin fears
savante Aug 7, 2013 @ 9:15pm 
Heh...don't mind me...just gonna go assault a gaurd using a Toy Hammer...:P...maybe.
Fohroer 玛氏 Aug 6, 2013 @ 2:27am 
Yeah!
wafflebane Jul 29, 2013 @ 4:44pm 
Killing time in skyrim, taken to a whole new level.
Jeean  [author] Jul 29, 2013 @ 11:22am 
I still have no clue what is causing the texture problems and could not recreate it. Perhaps the only way to fix it would be to start with a fresh install of Skyrim - and if that didnt work then it would be something wrong with my files. It is strange that only some people experience the glitch :( reinstallation of the whole game is drastic but I have no other answer. Sorry I can't be of more help!
BEEPBOOP POTG Jul 29, 2013 @ 6:57am 
k dude sry but even if i reinstalled the mod i had the graphical glitch :/ what should i do?
BEEPBOOP POTG Jul 29, 2013 @ 6:12am 
SQUEKAEEEEEEEY O_O:DDDD
Toaster Jul 10, 2013 @ 3:34pm 
Can I have your squid babies
Lucario Jun 28, 2013 @ 5:03pm 
its so funny
Hermaflagoog Jun 22, 2013 @ 5:29pm 
love this mod so funny hearing NPCs begging for mercy at the mightiness known as a squeaky hammer muahahahaha!
Saint May 23, 2013 @ 5:54pm 
Just died of amazing. Love this.
Spike Rose Apr 27, 2013 @ 12:52pm 
*slow clap* magnificant. I shall now beat every Jarl in Skyrim over the head with one of these.
Oricks Mar 28, 2013 @ 7:01pm 
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Oricks Mar 28, 2013 @ 6:59pm 
@Below LOL
eddyhaze Mar 24, 2013 @ 5:49pm 
okay i like the mod but one thing i hate i can't stand the troll faces -.-''
Flube Mar 14, 2013 @ 2:28am 
the texture is broken
[DG] Death_By_Derps Mar 8, 2013 @ 10:44am 
kk cheers