The General Issue
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Earl of Pudding 16 aug @ 7:20pm 
Pros:
+10% melee damage
Cons:
-10% bullet damage
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Replaces secondary and melee
Alt-Fire: Melee attack {Downward cut}
Dqmras 26 jul @ 6:18am 
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[FF] Malgren 10 jun @ 7:15pm 
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DoDoBird 8 jun @ 5:54pm 
I think this fits the art style of tf2 and funny description lol I have a idea for a possible stat reload is slow but does it automatically even if you switch to a different weapon
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rhennester 22 dec, 2013 @ 8:03pm 
ADD DIS
Windy 7 dec, 2013 @ 3:23pm 
Okay this gun is cool and needs to be added and all but what in the hell are these guys in the comments talking about with these +10% stats or whatever? +10% of what existing weapon's stat? The bison? The shotgun? WHAT ARE YOU GUYS SAAAYING
batmanfool00 30 nov, 2013 @ 10:27am 
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Freeman 1177 28 nov, 2013 @ 7:48pm 
i like it i like it alot
uzicide 15 nov, 2013 @ 1:08am 
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West 5 sep, 2013 @ 7:18pm 
Aaaah, this is epic. I would suggest seven shots, 10+ percent damage, and secondary fire causes you to pistol whip/stab the hell out of your enemy. Also, for supreme unbalancedness, the gun should take up the melee slot. JUST FOR THE LULZ.
Twilight Karamel 10 jun, 2013 @ 9:58am 
there are no words to describe how awesome this is
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:) jurica 6 jun, 2013 @ 4:55am 
0_0 Is nice
Arvanche 25 maj, 2013 @ 6:57am 
-33% clip
+10% damage
+5% firing speed
Wolf 21 maj, 2013 @ 5:23pm 
Nice :D that looks so awesome
wymario 24 apr, 2013 @ 6:21pm 
kinda reminds me of the Brute Spiker from Halo 3, but this one has only one blade.
Eatsoap 10 apr, 2013 @ 7:33am 
@ebrainer1 Yeah, because rocket launchers irl can fit 4 rockets in the tube all at once.
[FGTMLG] Tireur 31 mar, 2013 @ 9:52am 
@ebrainer1 Who cares. Half the weapons in tf2 make no sense anyway and most of them dont even reload right.
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Dqmras 27 mar, 2013 @ 11:26am 
-10% damage
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+10% faster firing speed
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Aldawolf 19 feb, 2013 @ 5:59pm 
I favourited this just because of the J.I. DOE. That's too brilliant.
ebrainer1 7 feb, 2013 @ 6:58pm 
Anyone with even the tiniest bit of gun knowledge can tell that such a firearm wouldn't work past one shot.
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TPman 28 dec, 2012 @ 10:49pm 
Pistol for soldier?
Maybe it's his melee and it gains ammo by hitting people. To make it work it might have to start with no ammo (or 1 measley bullet?), but then it can be ungodly powerful to compensate.
Still weird to think that sodlier would get a long-range precision(ish) weapon.
Tombstone Jack 8 dec, 2012 @ 2:46pm 
descreption is perfect for the solly
??who?? 8 nov, 2012 @ 12:40pm 
Ok alt fire swings knife
+10% damage
-10% ammo
Hows that :)
KrazyKid 18 okt, 2012 @ 3:43pm 
my 2 favorite things,colt M1911 and a knife.
DVSaint 18 okt, 2012 @ 9:58am 
Colt M1911 with improvised bayonet?
cAsSiUsYt 17 okt, 2012 @ 12:48pm 
Could be for Spy...
ghostshadow25 6 okt, 2012 @ 6:21pm 
I think the knife should just be a taunt kill and not mouse 2 or something.
[ENE]Sgt.Black Shrapnel 30 sep, 2012 @ 11:27pm 
does this work as a knife and a gun? if it does i want this thing badly
Buttlet 25 sep, 2012 @ 12:27pm 
Knife
Gun
Knifegun.