Team Fortress 2

The General Issue
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shadow136789 13. Juli um 22:46 Uhr 
STAT IDEAS

all class pistol

--gun stats--

- % 25 slower draw (on draw: spins pistol)

- % XX smaller magazine (9 rounds)

+ % 10-15 higher damage

--melee stats--

- no melee wep.

+ used as mele wep.

- % 20 slower swing speed

+ % 5 higher damage

on melee hit:

causes bleed for two - three seconds
Juicy 17. Juni um 21:09 Uhr 
Hate to point this out, but the location of the knife makes the pistol's slide mechanism not work whatsoever.
Gman I Am 18. Mai um 0:11 Uhr 
How about people start actually voting this item instead of spamming thumb up's comment's,
if you keep spamming here's a nice Middle Finger
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Boom Goes the 69 6. Dez. 2014 um 3:14 Uhr 
THIS ITEM IS AWSOME i have some stats
+20% movement speed
+can melee atack when enemys get close to you
-25% damage
Moonkicker 21. Nov. 2014 um 11:20 Uhr 
i beg you gaben!!! pls
Blacksmith-Cutolo 20. Nov. 2014 um 3:52 Uhr 
Why the hell isn't this in game yet? This is my favorite soldier fan made pistol
Ǥ | The Emerald Archer 16. Nov. 2014 um 13:17 Uhr 
Its cool but i have a "general issue" with how the slide is now bolted down in place, effectively making this weapon not function properly
☠ MrM1005 ☠ 16. Nov. 2014 um 10:21 Uhr 
what about alll classes =D
Agent Canada 7. Okt. 2014 um 22:01 Uhr 
soldier finally has a bayonet pistol
Archer 20. Sep. 2014 um 22:14 Uhr 
YES THIS HAS TO BE ADDED IN THE GAME!!!!!!!!!
Moonkicker 1. Sep. 2014 um 6:05 Uhr 
I BEG YOU
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Jarl of Pudding 16. Aug. 2014 um 19:20 Uhr 
Pros:
+10% melee damage
Cons:
-10% bullet damage
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Replaces secondary and melee
Alt-Fire: Melee attack {Downward cut}
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MPCImortal 8. Juni 2014 um 17:54 Uhr 
I think this fits the art style of tf2 and funny description lol I have a idea for a possible stat reload is slow but does it automatically even if you switch to a different weapon
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rhennester 22. Dez. 2013 um 20:03 Uhr 
ADD DIS
Windy 7. Dez. 2013 um 15:23 Uhr 
Okay this gun is cool and needs to be added and all but what in the hell are these guys in the comments talking about with these +10% stats or whatever? +10% of what existing weapon's stat? The bison? The shotgun? WHAT ARE YOU GUYS SAAAYING
The Main Man 30. Nov. 2013 um 10:27 Uhr 
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Freeman 1177 28. Nov. 2013 um 19:48 Uhr 
i like it i like it alot
uzicide 15. Nov. 2013 um 1:08 Uhr 
Canon MG5400 series On-screen Manual
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HURR REPTILIAN OVERLORDS HURRRRR 5. Sep. 2013 um 19:18 Uhr 
Aaaah, this is epic. I would suggest seven shots, 10+ percent damage, and secondary fire causes you to pistol whip/stab the hell out of your enemy. Also, for supreme unbalancedness, the gun should take up the melee slot. JUST FOR THE LULZ.
Twilight Karamel✶ 10. Juni 2013 um 9:58 Uhr 
there are no words to describe how awesome this is
Austistic George 7. Juni 2013 um 22:53 Uhr 
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Jurica123456 6. Juni 2013 um 4:55 Uhr 
0_0 Is nice
Arvanche 25. Mai 2013 um 6:57 Uhr 
-33% clip
+10% damage
+5% firing speed
Wolf 21. Mai 2013 um 17:23 Uhr 
Nice :D that looks so awesome
wymario 24. Apr. 2013 um 18:21 Uhr 
kinda reminds me of the Brute Spiker from Halo 3, but this one has only one blade.
Eatsoap 10. Apr. 2013 um 7:33 Uhr 
@ebrainer1 Yeah, because rocket launchers irl can fit 4 rockets in the tube all at once.
Hard Ass Reads 31. März 2013 um 9:52 Uhr 
@ebrainer1 Who cares. Half the weapons in tf2 make no sense anyway and most of them dont even reload right.
is it safe 30. März 2013 um 6:33 Uhr 
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