The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

"Arrow in the knee" dialogue remover
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L7vanmatre 3月9日下午3:51 
One does not simply stop making arrow in the knee jokes.
jakeskipow 2月24日下午4:35 
The gaurds outside dragonsreach are now saying about 20x more and also like Pagan Min commented please make a mod where guards don´t say Hands to yourself, sneak thief. because i am an warrior but have my sneak at 100 because it helps me kill and get less attacked. and like him i have the Shadow cloak.
Posterus 1月23日下午6:27 
Finally, whenever I'm playing in the presence of little kids now I can tell them "sorry, I have a fucking mod so that they DON'T say that."
motherfucker 1月7日下午6:58 
lemme guess, someone stole your sweetroll?
Rammsestein 2014年8月14日上午8:36 
Could you make me or us mod where guards don´t say Hands to yourself, sneak thief.
i hate it. i am warrior with honor but i like shadowcloak of nocturnal and that power increases always sneak skill and then guards start saying that to me and I HATE IT so plz plz plz make mod like that.
IceColdSoup 2014年3月7日下午8:43 
the only reason I haven't subscribed to this mod is because no gaurd has ever said this to me.
Jokiros  [作者] 2013年7月30日下午9:21 
I've just uploaded a new mod to the workshop to add the ability to enter the College of Winterhold without joining as a member:
Than 2013年5月14日下午1:26 
I used to be unfunny like you, then I stopped making these jokes.
Nigh Komoro 2012年8月3日下午12:50 
ahh... but why get rid of it with the mod that makes the divines strike em dead when they say it? :3
Swedenball 2012年6月21日下午3:43 
I dont wish to remove that, actually. because every time a guard says that, I immediatly shoot them in the knee. with an arrow. f**k yeah.
FruitieKiller 2012年6月6日上午9:26 
i used to play skyrim, but then i took.. AAH!! F*** MY KNEE!!
Cozzy Cosbourne 2012年5月30日下午6:25 
I. Love. You.
luis.mendez6 2012年4月1日上午10:45 
I used to be an adveturer like you,then chuck norris did a pushup
Willie_Apiata_VC 2012年3月30日下午6:32 
I love this mod, it stops reminding me of all the shitty jokes that people think are sooooo funny.
Miceweasel 2012年3月6日下午11:16 
"I used to be an adveturer like you, then someone stole my thoughts."
Five Dollar My Foot-Long 2012年2月29日下午2:49 
I used to like this mod like you, then I tok an arrow in the knee...
^3Pang!Hoofdschot 2012年2月28日上午4:17 
Hi can you make a mod that removes the stupid guards from saying that you cant use shouts in the towns, its really stupid
The Doctor 2012年2月26日下午9:03 
but then i took an arrow in the knee!!!
The Doctor 2012年2月26日下午9:03 
no.. just no...
Budoshi 2012年2月26日下午4:47 
i used to subscribe to mods.. but then i took an arrow to the knee
🎄 ectoDipper 🎄 2012年2月25日下午10:53 
Hmm... I could remove them myself, by shooting arrows in their knees.
EternalWolfe 2012年2月25日下午4:32 
i would subscribe but i took and arrow to the knee
[CRFX] Blasted"Shia"Vandal 2012年2月23日下午10:32 
no thanks
Argo 2012年2月18日上午8:13 
Best freaking mod ever!
MacEff 2012年2月16日下午12:51 
Brilliant! Thanks Lockyy
Jedlosson 2012年2月16日下午12:00 
Now why would you do something like that? A catchy phrase like this one always bring a smile to my face... :) Especially now after one of the fans already brought it into the real life:
Strange-Benhur 2012年2月16日上午2:26 
thank god!
AnythingButAwesome 2012年2月15日上午9:07 
now I don't have to massacre the entire town every time I hear this line. Thanks!
PancakesGuy 2012年2月13日下午4:24 
Now make a mod that stops the internet from using it.
DrunkShark 2012年2月13日上午10:06 
Its not hard to ignore it now is it
Maximum Over Saiyan[Mik] 2012年2月13日上午6:51 
Like ever other meme, It gets really tiring after a long time. It used to be funny, now it's not anymore.
N7-ACW 2012年2月12日下午2:22 
A stupid meme that spawned from a stupid line. Thank you Lockyy for removing it.
foxtrot83686 2012年2月12日上午7:47 
I tuck an arrow to the knee in real life it not funy
SparowCrow 2012年2月11日下午8:14 
I almost subscribed but, then I too an arrow to the knee
Sequ0ia 2012年2月11日下午6:55 
No offense but why would this be even considered a good mod?
Capn_Tucker 2012年2月11日下午5:58 
Sorry, but it wouldn't be Skyrim without an arrow to the knee. Or Heimskr's preaching.. :P
Deadcurze 2012年2月11日上午1:55 
i took an in the knee, why can't the guards!
Rahn Kavall 2012年2月10日下午1:57 
I almost subscribed to this mod, but then I..... do I need to go on?
Three-Sixty 2012年2月9日上午10:59 
@DrehFriendly I agree, and dialogue, not diloge.
IntrepidZig 2012年2月9日上午7:14 
someone should make a mod where the only diloge in the game is the "arrow to the knee"
Bobslime 2012年2月9日上午2:19 
you know why there complaining about the arrow in the knee it's because thay did wear there armor leggings
Mr. Knife 2012年2月8日下午6:08 
u should add a mod that includes an arrow protruding from their knee cap ;0
BunchofBees 2012年2月8日下午3:38 
thank god now i can stop slicing there necks
Snæssmeister 2012年2月8日上午10:50 
You can't just simply drag the arrow out!
Carinyc 2012年2月8日上午9:34 
One does not simply remove an arrow from thy knee.
shailaigh 2012年2月8日上午6:18 
Now add one that lets you enchant the poor guy's sword, 'cuz it can't even cut through butter. :b
Koret 2012年2月8日上午5:44 
Guards- Most Succesful Trolls in Tamriel and Other Dimensions.
Plesioth✿ 2012年2月8日上午4:52 
Thank god
=AJSA= 不歸V.I.Dread黃泉 2012年2月8日上午3:16 
I used to hate that arrow in the guard's knee, but then i took a roundturn in the mind...
And now those noobs are still hate this line out there. Look what I got, heartly smile.
B'oh | Darklordiablo 2012年2月8日上午2:52 
I used to hate that line. But then i took an arrow to the knee.