The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

"Arrow in the knee" dialogue remover
Komentarzy: 127
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L7vanmatre 9 Mar - 15:51 
One does not simply stop making arrow in the knee jokes.
jakeskipow 24 Lut - 16:35 
The gaurds outside dragonsreach are now saying about 20x more and also like Pagan Min commented please make a mod where guards don´t say Hands to yourself, sneak thief. because i am an warrior but have my sneak at 100 because it helps me kill and get less attacked. and like him i have the Shadow cloak.
Posterus 23 Sty - 18:27 
Finally, whenever I'm playing in the presence of little kids now I can tell them "sorry, I have a fucking mod so that they DON'T say that."
motherfucker 7 Sty - 18:58 
lemme guess, someone stole your sweetroll?
Rammsestein 14 Sie, 2014 - 8:36 
Could you make me or us mod where guards don´t say Hands to yourself, sneak thief.
i hate it. i am warrior with honor but i like shadowcloak of nocturnal and that power increases always sneak skill and then guards start saying that to me and I HATE IT so plz plz plz make mod like that.
IceColdSoup 7 Mar, 2014 - 20:43 
the only reason I haven't subscribed to this mod is because no gaurd has ever said this to me.
Jokiros  [autor] 30 Lip, 2013 - 21:21 
I've just uploaded a new mod to the workshop to add the ability to enter the College of Winterhold without joining as a member:
Than 14 Maj, 2013 - 13:26 
I used to be unfunny like you, then I stopped making these jokes.
Nigh Komoro 3 Sie, 2012 - 12:50 
ahh... but why get rid of it with the mod that makes the divines strike em dead when they say it? :3
Swedenball 21 Cze, 2012 - 15:43 
I dont wish to remove that, actually. because every time a guard says that, I immediatly shoot them in the knee. with an arrow. f**k yeah.
FruitieKiller 6 Cze, 2012 - 9:26 
i used to play skyrim, but then i took.. AAH!! F*** MY KNEE!!
Cozzy Cosbourne 30 Maj, 2012 - 18:25 
I. Love. You.
luis.mendez6 1 Kwi, 2012 - 10:45 
I used to be an adveturer like you,then chuck norris did a pushup
Willie_Apiata_VC 30 Mar, 2012 - 18:32 
I love this mod, it stops reminding me of all the shitty jokes that people think are sooooo funny.
Miceweasel 6 Mar, 2012 - 23:16 
"I used to be an adveturer like you, then someone stole my thoughts."
Five Dollar My Foot-Long 29 Lut, 2012 - 14:49 
I used to like this mod like you, then I tok an arrow in the knee...
^3Pang!Hoofdschot 28 Lut, 2012 - 4:17 
Hi can you make a mod that removes the stupid guards from saying that you cant use shouts in the towns, its really stupid
The Doctor 26 Lut, 2012 - 21:03 
but then i took an arrow in the knee!!!
The Doctor 26 Lut, 2012 - 21:03 
no.. just no...
Budoshi 26 Lut, 2012 - 16:47 
i used to subscribe to mods.. but then i took an arrow to the knee
🎄 ectoDipper 🎄 25 Lut, 2012 - 22:53 
Hmm... I could remove them myself, by shooting arrows in their knees.
EternalWolfe 25 Lut, 2012 - 16:32 
i would subscribe but i took and arrow to the knee
Blasted [CRFX] 23 Lut, 2012 - 22:32 
no thanks
Argo 18 Lut, 2012 - 8:13 
Best freaking mod ever!
MacEff 16 Lut, 2012 - 12:51 
Brilliant! Thanks Lockyy
Jedlosson 16 Lut, 2012 - 12:00 
Now why would you do something like that? A catchy phrase like this one always bring a smile to my face... :) Especially now after one of the fans already brought it into the real life:
Strange-Benhur 16 Lut, 2012 - 2:26 
thank god!
AnythingButAwesome 15 Lut, 2012 - 9:07 
now I don't have to massacre the entire town every time I hear this line. Thanks!
PancakesGuy 13 Lut, 2012 - 16:24 
Now make a mod that stops the internet from using it.
DrunkShark 13 Lut, 2012 - 10:06 
Its not hard to ignore it now is it
Maximum Over Saiyan[Mik] 13 Lut, 2012 - 6:51 
Like ever other meme, It gets really tiring after a long time. It used to be funny, now it's not anymore.
N7-ACW 12 Lut, 2012 - 14:22 
A stupid meme that spawned from a stupid line. Thank you Lockyy for removing it.
foxtrot83686 12 Lut, 2012 - 7:47 
I tuck an arrow to the knee in real life it not funy
SparowCrow 11 Lut, 2012 - 20:14 
I almost subscribed but, then I too an arrow to the knee
Sequ0ia 11 Lut, 2012 - 18:55 
No offense but why would this be even considered a good mod?
Capn_Tucker 11 Lut, 2012 - 17:58 
Sorry, but it wouldn't be Skyrim without an arrow to the knee. Or Heimskr's preaching.. :P
Deadcurze 11 Lut, 2012 - 1:55 
i took an in the knee, why can't the guards!
Rahn Kavall 10 Lut, 2012 - 13:57 
I almost subscribed to this mod, but then I..... do I need to go on?
Three-Sixty 9 Lut, 2012 - 10:59 
@DrehFriendly I agree, and dialogue, not diloge.
IntrepidZig 9 Lut, 2012 - 7:14 
someone should make a mod where the only diloge in the game is the "arrow to the knee"
Bobslime 9 Lut, 2012 - 2:19 
you know why there complaining about the arrow in the knee it's because thay did wear there armor leggings
Mr. Knife 8 Lut, 2012 - 18:08 
u should add a mod that includes an arrow protruding from their knee cap ;0
BunchofBees 8 Lut, 2012 - 15:38 
thank god now i can stop slicing there necks
Snæssmeister 8 Lut, 2012 - 10:50 
You can't just simply drag the arrow out!
Carinyc 8 Lut, 2012 - 9:34 
One does not simply remove an arrow from thy knee.
shailaigh 8 Lut, 2012 - 6:18 
Now add one that lets you enchant the poor guy's sword, 'cuz it can't even cut through butter. :b
Koret 8 Lut, 2012 - 5:44 
Guards- Most Succesful Trolls in Tamriel and Other Dimensions.
Plesioth✿ 8 Lut, 2012 - 4:52 
Thank god
=AJSA= 不歸V.I.Dread黃泉 8 Lut, 2012 - 3:16 
I used to hate that arrow in the guard's knee, but then i took a roundturn in the mind...
And now those noobs are still hate this line out there. Look what I got, heartly smile.
B'oh | Darklordiablo 8 Lut, 2012 - 2:52 
I used to hate that line. But then i took an arrow to the knee.