The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

"Arrow in the knee" dialogue remover
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127 件のコメント
L7vanmatre 3月9日 15時51分 
One does not simply stop making arrow in the knee jokes.
jakeskipow 2月24日 16時35分 
The gaurds outside dragonsreach are now saying about 20x more and also like Pagan Min commented please make a mod where guards don´t say Hands to yourself, sneak thief. because i am an warrior but have my sneak at 100 because it helps me kill and get less attacked. and like him i have the Shadow cloak.
Posterus 1月23日 18時27分 
Finally, whenever I'm playing in the presence of little kids now I can tell them "sorry, I have a fucking mod so that they DON'T say that."
motherfucker 1月7日 18時58分 
lemme guess, someone stole your sweetroll?
Rammsestein 2014年8月14日 8時36分 
Could you make me or us mod where guards don´t say Hands to yourself, sneak thief.
i hate it. i am warrior with honor but i like shadowcloak of nocturnal and that power increases always sneak skill and then guards start saying that to me and I HATE IT so plz plz plz make mod like that.
IceColdSoup 2014年3月7日 20時43分 
the only reason I haven't subscribed to this mod is because no gaurd has ever said this to me.
Jokiros  [作成者] 2013年7月30日 21時21分 
I've just uploaded a new mod to the workshop to add the ability to enter the College of Winterhold without joining as a member:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=165340534
Than 2013年5月14日 13時26分 
I used to be unfunny like you, then I stopped making these jokes.
Nigh Komoro 2012年8月3日 12時50分 
ahh... but why get rid of it with the mod that makes the divines strike em dead when they say it? :3
Swedenball 2012年6月21日 15時43分 
I dont wish to remove that, actually. because every time a guard says that, I immediatly shoot them in the knee. with an arrow. f**k yeah.
FruitieKiller 2012年6月6日 9時26分 
i used to play skyrim, but then i took.. AAH!! F*** MY KNEE!!
Cozzy Cosbourne 2012年5月30日 18時25分 
I. Love. You.
luis.mendez6 2012年4月1日 10時45分 
I used to be an adveturer like you,then chuck norris did a pushup
Willie_Apiata_VC 2012年3月30日 18時32分 
I love this mod, it stops reminding me of all the shitty jokes that people think are sooooo funny.
Miceweasel 2012年3月6日 23時16分 
"I used to be an adveturer like you, then someone stole my thoughts."
Five Dollar My Foot-Long 2012年2月29日 14時49分 
I used to like this mod like you, then I tok an arrow in the knee...
^3Pang!Hoofdschot 2012年2月28日 4時17分 
Hi can you make a mod that removes the stupid guards from saying that you cant use shouts in the towns, its really stupid
The Doctor 2012年2月26日 21時03分 
but then i took an arrow in the knee!!!
The Doctor 2012年2月26日 21時03分 
no.. just no...
Budoshi 2012年2月26日 16時47分 
i used to subscribe to mods.. but then i took an arrow to the knee
gaySinner™ 2012年2月25日 22時53分 
Hmm... I could remove them myself, by shooting arrows in their knees.
EternalWolfe 2012年2月25日 16時32分 
i would subscribe but i took and arrow to the knee
[CRFX] MSi 2012年2月23日 22時32分 
no thanks
Argo 2012年2月18日 8時13分 
Best freaking mod ever!
MacEff 2012年2月16日 12時51分 
Brilliant! Thanks Lockyy
Jedlosson 2012年2月16日 12時00分 
Now why would you do something like that? A catchy phrase like this one always bring a smile to my face... :) Especially now after one of the fans already brought it into the real life:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaqfoHudOPI
Strange-Benhur 2012年2月16日 2時26分 
thank god!
AnythingButAwesome 2012年2月15日 9時07分 
now I don't have to massacre the entire town every time I hear this line. Thanks!
PancakesGuy 2012年2月13日 16時24分 
Now make a mod that stops the internet from using it.
DrunkShark 2012年2月13日 10時06分 
Its not hard to ignore it now is it
Maximum Over Saiyan[Mik] 2012年2月13日 6時51分 
Like ever other meme, It gets really tiring after a long time. It used to be funny, now it's not anymore.
N7-ACW 2012年2月12日 14時22分 
A stupid meme that spawned from a stupid line. Thank you Lockyy for removing it.
foxtrot83686 2012年2月12日 7時47分 
I tuck an arrow to the knee in real life it not funy
SparowCrow 2012年2月11日 20時14分 
I almost subscribed but, then I too an arrow to the knee
Sequ0ia 2012年2月11日 18時55分 
No offense but why would this be even considered a good mod?
Capn_Tucker 2012年2月11日 17時58分 
Sorry, but it wouldn't be Skyrim without an arrow to the knee. Or Heimskr's preaching.. :P
Deadcurze 2012年2月11日 1時55分 
i took an in the knee, why can't the guards!
Rahn Kavall 2012年2月10日 13時57分 
I almost subscribed to this mod, but then I..... do I need to go on?
Three-Sixty 2012年2月9日 10時59分 
@DrehFriendly I agree, and dialogue, not diloge.
IntrepidZig 2012年2月9日 7時14分 
someone should make a mod where the only diloge in the game is the "arrow to the knee"
Bobslime 2012年2月9日 2時19分 
you know why there complaining about the arrow in the knee it's because thay did wear there armor leggings
Mr. Knife 2012年2月8日 18時08分 
u should add a mod that includes an arrow protruding from their knee cap ;0
BunchofBees 2012年2月8日 15時38分 
thank god now i can stop slicing there necks
Snæssmeister 2012年2月8日 10時50分 
You can't just simply drag the arrow out!
Carinyc 2012年2月8日 9時34分 
One does not simply remove an arrow from thy knee.
shailaigh 2012年2月8日 6時18分 
Now add one that lets you enchant the poor guy's sword, 'cuz it can't even cut through butter. :b
Koret 2012年2月8日 5時44分 
Guards- Most Succesful Trolls in Tamriel and Other Dimensions.
Plesioth✿ 2012年2月8日 4時52分 
Thank god
=AJSA= 不歸V.I.Dread黃泉 2012年2月8日 3時16分 
I used to hate that arrow in the guard's knee, but then i took a roundturn in the mind...
And now those noobs are still hate this line out there. Look what I got, heartly smile.
B'oh | Darklordiablo 2012年2月8日 2時52分 
I used to hate that line. But then i took an arrow to the knee.