"Arrow in the knee" dialogue remover
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L7vanmatre 9. März um 15:51 Uhr 
One does not simply stop making arrow in the knee jokes.
jakeskipow 24. Feb. um 16:35 Uhr 
The gaurds outside dragonsreach are now saying about 20x more and also like Pagan Min commented please make a mod where guards don´t say Hands to yourself, sneak thief. because i am an warrior but have my sneak at 100 because it helps me kill and get less attacked. and like him i have the Shadow cloak.
Posterus 23. Jan. um 18:27 Uhr 
Finally, whenever I'm playing in the presence of little kids now I can tell them "sorry, I have a fucking mod so that they DON'T say that."
motherfucker 7. Jan. um 18:58 Uhr 
lemme guess, someone stole your sweetroll?
IceColdGamer 14. Aug. 2014 um 8:36 Uhr 
Could you make me or us mod where guards don´t say Hands to yourself, sneak thief.
i hate it. i am warrior with honor but i like shadowcloak of nocturnal and that power increases always sneak skill and then guards start saying that to me and I HATE IT so plz plz plz make mod like that.
IceColdSoup 7. März 2014 um 20:43 Uhr 
the only reason I haven't subscribed to this mod is because no gaurd has ever said this to me.
Jokiros  [Autor] 30. Juli 2013 um 21:21 Uhr 
I've just uploaded a new mod to the workshop to add the ability to enter the College of Winterhold without joining as a member:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=165340534
Than 14. Mai 2013 um 13:26 Uhr 
I used to be unfunny like you, then I stopped making these jokes.
Nigh Komoro 3. Aug. 2012 um 12:50 Uhr 
ahh... but why get rid of it with the mod that makes the divines strike em dead when they say it? :3
Ness 21. Juni 2012 um 15:43 Uhr 
I dont wish to remove that, actually. because every time a guard says that, I immediatly shoot them in the knee. with an arrow. f**k yeah.
FruitieKiller 6. Juni 2012 um 9:26 Uhr 
i used to play skyrim, but then i took.. AAH!! F*** MY KNEE!!
Cozzy Cosbourne 30. Mai 2012 um 18:25 Uhr 
I. Love. You.
luis.mendez6 1. Apr. 2012 um 10:45 Uhr 
I used to be an adveturer like you,then chuck norris did a pushup
Willie_Apiata_VC 30. März 2012 um 18:32 Uhr 
I love this mod, it stops reminding me of all the shitty jokes that people think are sooooo funny.
Miceweasel 6. März 2012 um 23:16 Uhr 
"I used to be an adveturer like you, then someone stole my thoughts."
Five Dollar My Foot-Long 29. Feb. 2012 um 14:49 Uhr 
I used to like this mod like you, then I tok an arrow in the knee...
^3Pang!Hoofdschot 28. Feb. 2012 um 4:17 Uhr 
Hi can you make a mod that removes the stupid guards from saying that you cant use shouts in the towns, its really stupid
The Doctor 26. Feb. 2012 um 21:03 Uhr 
but then i took an arrow in the knee!!!
The Doctor 26. Feb. 2012 um 21:03 Uhr 
no.. just no...
Budoshi 26. Feb. 2012 um 16:47 Uhr 
i used to subscribe to mods.. but then i took an arrow to the knee
Leocario 25. Feb. 2012 um 22:53 Uhr 
Hmm... I could remove them myself, by shooting arrows in their knees.
EternalWolfe 25. Feb. 2012 um 16:32 Uhr 
i would subscribe but i took and arrow to the knee
BlastedVandal 23. Feb. 2012 um 22:32 Uhr 
no thanks
Argo 18. Feb. 2012 um 8:13 Uhr 
Best freaking mod ever!
MacEff 16. Feb. 2012 um 12:51 Uhr 
Brilliant! Thanks Lockyy
Jedlosson 16. Feb. 2012 um 12:00 Uhr 
Now why would you do something like that? A catchy phrase like this one always bring a smile to my face... :) Especially now after one of the fans already brought it into the real life:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaqfoHudOPI
Strange-Benhur 16. Feb. 2012 um 2:26 Uhr 
thank god!
AnythingButAwesome 15. Feb. 2012 um 9:07 Uhr 
now I don't have to massacre the entire town every time I hear this line. Thanks!
PancakesGuy 13. Feb. 2012 um 16:24 Uhr 
Now make a mod that stops the internet from using it.
DrunkShark 13. Feb. 2012 um 10:06 Uhr 
Its not hard to ignore it now is it
Maximum Over Saiyan[Mik] 13. Feb. 2012 um 6:51 Uhr 
Like ever other meme, It gets really tiring after a long time. It used to be funny, now it's not anymore.
N7-ACW 12. Feb. 2012 um 14:22 Uhr 
A stupid meme that spawned from a stupid line. Thank you Lockyy for removing it.
foxtrot83686 12. Feb. 2012 um 7:47 Uhr 
I tuck an arrow to the knee in real life it not funy
SparowCrow 11. Feb. 2012 um 20:14 Uhr 
I almost subscribed but, then I too an arrow to the knee
Ai0uqes 11. Feb. 2012 um 18:55 Uhr 
No offense but why would this be even considered a good mod?
Capn_Tucker 11. Feb. 2012 um 17:58 Uhr 
Sorry, but it wouldn't be Skyrim without an arrow to the knee. Or Heimskr's preaching.. :P
Deadcurze 11. Feb. 2012 um 1:55 Uhr 
i took an in the knee, why can't the guards!
Rahn Kavall 10. Feb. 2012 um 13:57 Uhr 
I almost subscribed to this mod, but then I..... do I need to go on?
Three-Sixty 9. Feb. 2012 um 10:59 Uhr 
@DrehFriendly I agree, and dialogue, not diloge.
IntrepidZig 9. Feb. 2012 um 7:14 Uhr 
someone should make a mod where the only diloge in the game is the "arrow to the knee"
Bobslime 9. Feb. 2012 um 2:19 Uhr 
you know why there complaining about the arrow in the knee it's because thay did wear there armor leggings
Mr. Knife 8. Feb. 2012 um 18:08 Uhr 
u should add a mod that includes an arrow protruding from their knee cap ;0
MidgeMong 8. Feb. 2012 um 15:38 Uhr 
thank god now i can stop slicing there necks
Snæssmeister 8. Feb. 2012 um 10:50 Uhr 
You can't just simply drag the arrow out!
Carinyc 8. Feb. 2012 um 9:34 Uhr 
One does not simply remove an arrow from thy knee.
shailaigh 8. Feb. 2012 um 6:18 Uhr 
Now add one that lets you enchant the poor guy's sword, 'cuz it can't even cut through butter. :b
Koret 8. Feb. 2012 um 5:44 Uhr 
Guards- Most Succesful Trolls in Tamriel and Other Dimensions.
Plesioth✿ 8. Feb. 2012 um 4:52 Uhr 
Thank god
=AJSA= 不歸V.I.Dread黃泉 8. Feb. 2012 um 3:16 Uhr 
I used to hate that arrow in the guard's knee, but then i took a roundturn in the mind...
And now those noobs are still hate this line out there. Look what I got, heartly smile.
B'oh | Darklordiablo 8. Feb. 2012 um 2:52 Uhr 
I used to hate that line. But then i took an arrow to the knee.