The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

"Arrow in the knee" dialogue remover
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127 kommenttia
L7vanmatre 9. maalis 15.51 
One does not simply stop making arrow in the knee jokes.
jakeskipow 24. helmi 16.35 
The gaurds outside dragonsreach are now saying about 20x more and also like Pagan Min commented please make a mod where guards don´t say Hands to yourself, sneak thief. because i am an warrior but have my sneak at 100 because it helps me kill and get less attacked. and like him i have the Shadow cloak.
Posterus 23. tammi 18.27 
Finally, whenever I'm playing in the presence of little kids now I can tell them "sorry, I have a fucking mod so that they DON'T say that."
motherfucker 7. tammi 18.58 
lemme guess, someone stole your sweetroll?
Rammsestein 14. elo, 2014 8.36 
Could you make me or us mod where guards don´t say Hands to yourself, sneak thief.
i hate it. i am warrior with honor but i like shadowcloak of nocturnal and that power increases always sneak skill and then guards start saying that to me and I HATE IT so plz plz plz make mod like that.
IceColdSoup 7. maalis, 2014 20.43 
the only reason I haven't subscribed to this mod is because no gaurd has ever said this to me.
Jokiros  [tekijä] 30. heinä, 2013 21.21 
I've just uploaded a new mod to the workshop to add the ability to enter the College of Winterhold without joining as a member:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=165340534
Than 14. touko, 2013 13.26 
I used to be unfunny like you, then I stopped making these jokes.
Nigh Komoro 3. elo, 2012 12.50 
ahh... but why get rid of it with the mod that makes the divines strike em dead when they say it? :3
Swedenball 21. kesä, 2012 15.43 
I dont wish to remove that, actually. because every time a guard says that, I immediatly shoot them in the knee. with an arrow. f**k yeah.
FruitieKiller 6. kesä, 2012 9.26 
i used to play skyrim, but then i took.. AAH!! F*** MY KNEE!!
Cozzy Cosbourne 30. touko, 2012 18.25 
I. Love. You.
luis.mendez6 1. huhti, 2012 10.45 
I used to be an adveturer like you,then chuck norris did a pushup
Willie_Apiata_VC 30. maalis, 2012 18.32 
I love this mod, it stops reminding me of all the shitty jokes that people think are sooooo funny.
Miceweasel 6. maalis, 2012 23.16 
"I used to be an adveturer like you, then someone stole my thoughts."
Five Dollar My Foot-Long 29. helmi, 2012 14.49 
I used to like this mod like you, then I tok an arrow in the knee...
^3Pang!Hoofdschot 28. helmi, 2012 4.17 
Hi can you make a mod that removes the stupid guards from saying that you cant use shouts in the towns, its really stupid
The Doctor 26. helmi, 2012 21.03 
but then i took an arrow in the knee!!!
The Doctor 26. helmi, 2012 21.03 
no.. just no...
Budoshi 26. helmi, 2012 16.47 
i used to subscribe to mods.. but then i took an arrow to the knee
🎄 ectoDipper 🎄 25. helmi, 2012 22.53 
Hmm... I could remove them myself, by shooting arrows in their knees.
EternalWolfe 25. helmi, 2012 16.32 
i would subscribe but i took and arrow to the knee
[CRFX] MSi 23. helmi, 2012 22.32 
no thanks
Argo 18. helmi, 2012 8.13 
Best freaking mod ever!
MacEff 16. helmi, 2012 12.51 
Brilliant! Thanks Lockyy
Jedlosson 16. helmi, 2012 12.00 
Now why would you do something like that? A catchy phrase like this one always bring a smile to my face... :) Especially now after one of the fans already brought it into the real life:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaqfoHudOPI
Strange-Benhur 16. helmi, 2012 2.26 
thank god!
AnythingButAwesome 15. helmi, 2012 9.07 
now I don't have to massacre the entire town every time I hear this line. Thanks!
PancakesGuy 13. helmi, 2012 16.24 
Now make a mod that stops the internet from using it.
DrunkShark 13. helmi, 2012 10.06 
Its not hard to ignore it now is it
Maximum Over Saiyan[Mik] 13. helmi, 2012 6.51 
Like ever other meme, It gets really tiring after a long time. It used to be funny, now it's not anymore.
N7-ACW 12. helmi, 2012 14.22 
A stupid meme that spawned from a stupid line. Thank you Lockyy for removing it.
foxtrot83686 12. helmi, 2012 7.47 
I tuck an arrow to the knee in real life it not funy
SparowCrow 11. helmi, 2012 20.14 
I almost subscribed but, then I too an arrow to the knee
Sequ0ia 11. helmi, 2012 18.55 
No offense but why would this be even considered a good mod?
Capn_Tucker 11. helmi, 2012 17.58 
Sorry, but it wouldn't be Skyrim without an arrow to the knee. Or Heimskr's preaching.. :P
Deadcurze 11. helmi, 2012 1.55 
i took an in the knee, why can't the guards!
Rahn Kavall 10. helmi, 2012 13.57 
I almost subscribed to this mod, but then I..... do I need to go on?
Three-Sixty 9. helmi, 2012 10.59 
@DrehFriendly I agree, and dialogue, not diloge.
IntrepidZig 9. helmi, 2012 7.14 
someone should make a mod where the only diloge in the game is the "arrow to the knee"
Bobslime 9. helmi, 2012 2.19 
you know why there complaining about the arrow in the knee it's because thay did wear there armor leggings
Mr. Knife 8. helmi, 2012 18.08 
u should add a mod that includes an arrow protruding from their knee cap ;0
BunchofBees 8. helmi, 2012 15.38 
thank god now i can stop slicing there necks
Snæssmeister 8. helmi, 2012 10.50 
You can't just simply drag the arrow out!
Carinyc 8. helmi, 2012 9.34 
One does not simply remove an arrow from thy knee.
shailaigh 8. helmi, 2012 6.18 
Now add one that lets you enchant the poor guy's sword, 'cuz it can't even cut through butter. :b
Koret 8. helmi, 2012 5.44 
Guards- Most Succesful Trolls in Tamriel and Other Dimensions.
Plesioth✿ 8. helmi, 2012 4.52 
Thank god
=AJSA= 不歸V.I.Dread黃泉 8. helmi, 2012 3.16 
I used to hate that arrow in the guard's knee, but then i took a roundturn in the mind...
And now those noobs are still hate this line out there. Look what I got, heartly smile.
B'oh | Darklordiablo 8. helmi, 2012 2.52 
I used to hate that line. But then i took an arrow to the knee.