The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

"Arrow in the knee" dialogue remover
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130 opmerkingen
PC_Screen 12 dec 2016 om 20:19 
"arrow in the knee" means that they married in nord language
Solarnetic 9 dec 2016 om 20:48 
Is this a mod because they say that too much?
ElderMind 30 okt 2016 om 20:06 
i agree with the hands off thief part i seriously hate that makes me wanna cut thier heads off me and lydia slaughtered whiterun no longer a thane but thier no longer telling me bullshit stories about thier knee
Bison Zabi 21 sep 2015 om 16:51 
Second best mod ever next to the divine punishment for uttering it.
BakinJake 24 feb 2015 om 16:35 
The gaurds outside dragonsreach are now saying about 20x more and also like Pagan Min commented please make a mod where guards don´t say Hands to yourself, sneak thief. because i am an warrior but have my sneak at 100 because it helps me kill and get less attacked. and like him i have the Shadow cloak.
Big Buffalo Bran 23 jan 2015 om 18:27 
Finally, whenever I'm playing in the presence of little kids now I can tell them "sorry, I have a fucking mod so that they DON'T say that."
Herodotus is a fagget 7 jan 2015 om 18:58 
lemme guess, someone stole your sweetroll?
影キツネ 14 aug 2014 om 8:36 
Could you make me or us mod where guards don´t say Hands to yourself, sneak thief.
i hate it. i am warrior with honor but i like shadowcloak of nocturnal and that power increases always sneak skill and then guards start saying that to me and I HATE IT so plz plz plz make mod like that.
IceColdSoup 7 mrt 2014 om 20:43 
the only reason I haven't subscribed to this mod is because no gaurd has ever said this to me.
Jokiros  [auteur] 30 jul 2013 om 21:21 
I've just uploaded a new mod to the workshop to add the ability to enter the College of Winterhold without joining as a member:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=165340534
Than 14 mei 2013 om 13:26 
I used to be unfunny like you, then I stopped making these jokes.
Filtiarn Whitepaw 3 aug 2012 om 12:50 
ahh... but why get rid of it with the mod that makes the divines strike em dead when they say it? :3
Syrup_Johnson 21 jun 2012 om 15:43 
I dont wish to remove that, actually. because every time a guard says that, I immediatly shoot them in the knee. with an arrow. f**k yeah.
Fruity 6 jun 2012 om 9:26 
i used to play skyrim, but then i took.. AAH!! F*** MY KNEE!!
Cozzy Cosbourne 30 mei 2012 om 18:25 
I. Love. You.
luis.mendez6 1 apr 2012 om 10:45 
I used to be an adveturer like you,then chuck norris did a pushup
Faptn.Undrpants 30 mrt 2012 om 18:32 
I love this mod, it stops reminding me of all the shitty jokes that people think are sooooo funny.
Miceweasel 6 mrt 2012 om 23:16 
"I used to be an adveturer like you, then someone stole my thoughts."
Five Dollar My Foot-Long 29 feb 2012 om 14:49 
I used to like this mod like you, then I tok an arrow in the knee...
Joey D Mojo 28 feb 2012 om 4:17 
Hi can you make a mod that removes the stupid guards from saying that you cant use shouts in the towns, its really stupid
Shasfowd 26 feb 2012 om 21:03 
but then i took an arrow in the knee!!!
Shasfowd 26 feb 2012 om 21:03 
no.. just no...
Budoshi 26 feb 2012 om 16:47 
i used to subscribe to mods.. but then i took an arrow to the knee
nutman 25 feb 2012 om 22:53 
Hmm... I could remove them myself, by shooting arrows in their knees.
Abricadabra 25 feb 2012 om 16:32 
i would subscribe but i took and arrow to the knee
BlastedVandal 23 feb 2012 om 22:32 
no thanks
Zareefa 18 feb 2012 om 8:13 
Best freaking mod ever!
MacEff 16 feb 2012 om 12:51 
Brilliant! Thanks Lockyy
Jedlosson 16 feb 2012 om 12:00 
Now why would you do something like that? A catchy phrase like this one always bring a smile to my face... :) Especially now after one of the fans already brought it into the real life:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaqfoHudOPI
Strange-Benhur 16 feb 2012 om 2:26 
thank god!
AnythingButAwesome 15 feb 2012 om 9:07 
now I don't have to massacre the entire town every time I hear this line. Thanks!
PancakesGuy 13 feb 2012 om 16:24 
Now make a mod that stops the internet from using it.
DrunkShark 13 feb 2012 om 10:06 
Its not hard to ignore it now is it
Lucio [Mik] 13 feb 2012 om 6:51 
Like ever other meme, It gets really tiring after a long time. It used to be funny, now it's not anymore.
Kryptonite 12 feb 2012 om 14:22 
A stupid meme that spawned from a stupid line. Thank you Lockyy for removing it.
foxtrot83686 12 feb 2012 om 7:47 
I tuck an arrow to the knee in real life it not funy
Bob Ross 11 feb 2012 om 20:14 
I almost subscribed but, then I too an arrow to the knee
Sequ0ia 11 feb 2012 om 18:55 
No offense but why would this be even considered a good mod?
Capn_Tucker 11 feb 2012 om 17:58 
Sorry, but it wouldn't be Skyrim without an arrow to the knee. Or Heimskr's preaching.. :P
Deadcurze 11 feb 2012 om 1:55 
i took an in the knee, why can't the guards!
shadowdeaula 10 feb 2012 om 13:57 
I almost subscribed to this mod, but then I..... do I need to go on?
Hardhat 9 feb 2012 om 10:59 
@DrehFriendly I agree, and dialogue, not diloge.
IntrepidZig 9 feb 2012 om 7:14 
someone should make a mod where the only diloge in the game is the "arrow to the knee"
Bobslime 9 feb 2012 om 2:19 
you know why there complaining about the arrow in the knee it's because thay did wear there armor leggings
Mr. Knife 8 feb 2012 om 18:08 
u should add a mod that includes an arrow protruding from their knee cap ;0
BunchofBees 8 feb 2012 om 15:38 
thank god now i can stop slicing there necks
Snæssmeister 8 feb 2012 om 10:50 
You can't just simply drag the arrow out!
Carinyc 8 feb 2012 om 9:34 
One does not simply remove an arrow from thy knee.
shailaigh 8 feb 2012 om 6:18 
Now add one that lets you enchant the poor guy's sword, 'cuz it can't even cut through butter. :b
Koret 8 feb 2012 om 5:44 
Guards- Most Succesful Trolls in Tamriel and Other Dimensions.