The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

"Arrow in the knee" dialogue remover
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127 коментара
Bison Zabi 21 септември 2015 в 4:51 следобед 
Second best mod ever next to the divine punishment for uttering it.
BakinJake 24 февруари 2015 в 4:35 следобед 
The gaurds outside dragonsreach are now saying about 20x more and also like Pagan Min commented please make a mod where guards don´t say Hands to yourself, sneak thief. because i am an warrior but have my sneak at 100 because it helps me kill and get less attacked. and like him i have the Shadow cloak.
Posterus Visiting 23 януари 2015 в 6:27 следобед 
Finally, whenever I'm playing in the presence of little kids now I can tell them "sorry, I have a fucking mod so that they DON'T say that."
Motherfucker 7 януари 2015 в 6:58 следобед 
lemme guess, someone stole your sweetroll?
Rammsestein 14 август 2014 в 8:36 сутринта 
Could you make me or us mod where guards don´t say Hands to yourself, sneak thief.
i hate it. i am warrior with honor but i like shadowcloak of nocturnal and that power increases always sneak skill and then guards start saying that to me and I HATE IT so plz plz plz make mod like that.
IceColdSoup 7 март 2014 в 8:43 следобед 
the only reason I haven't subscribed to this mod is because no gaurd has ever said this to me.
Jokiros  [автор] 30 юли 2013 в 9:21 следобед 
I've just uploaded a new mod to the workshop to add the ability to enter the College of Winterhold without joining as a member:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=165340534
Than 14 май 2013 в 1:26 следобед 
I used to be unfunny like you, then I stopped making these jokes.
Filtiarn 3 август 2012 в 12:50 следобед 
ahh... but why get rid of it with the mod that makes the divines strike em dead when they say it? :3
Syrup_Johnson 21 юни 2012 в 3:43 следобед 
I dont wish to remove that, actually. because every time a guard says that, I immediatly shoot them in the knee. with an arrow. f**k yeah.
FruityKiller 6 юни 2012 в 9:26 сутринта 
i used to play skyrim, but then i took.. AAH!! F*** MY KNEE!!
Cozzy Cosbourne 30 май 2012 в 6:25 следобед 
I. Love. You.
luis.mendez6 1 април 2012 в 10:45 сутринта 
I used to be an adveturer like you,then chuck norris did a pushup
Willie_Apiata_VC 30 март 2012 в 6:32 следобед 
I love this mod, it stops reminding me of all the shitty jokes that people think are sooooo funny.
Miceweasel 6 март 2012 в 11:16 следобед 
"I used to be an adveturer like you, then someone stole my thoughts."
Five Dollar My Foot-Long 29 февруари 2012 в 2:49 следобед 
I used to like this mod like you, then I tok an arrow in the knee...
Joey D Mojo 28 февруари 2012 в 4:17 сутринта 
Hi can you make a mod that removes the stupid guards from saying that you cant use shouts in the towns, its really stupid
[MYSTIC] Shasfowd 26 февруари 2012 в 9:03 следобед 
but then i took an arrow in the knee!!!
[MYSTIC] Shasfowd 26 февруари 2012 в 9:03 следобед 
no.. just no...
Budoshi 26 февруари 2012 в 4:47 следобед 
i used to subscribe to mods.. but then i took an arrow to the knee
gintokys 25 февруари 2012 в 10:53 следобед 
Hmm... I could remove them myself, by shooting arrows in their knees.
Cicero 25 февруари 2012 в 4:32 следобед 
i would subscribe but i took and arrow to the knee
Blastedx) 23 февруари 2012 в 10:32 следобед 
no thanks
Zareefa 18 февруари 2012 в 8:13 сутринта 
Best freaking mod ever!
MacEff 16 февруари 2012 в 12:51 следобед 
Brilliant! Thanks Lockyy
Jedlosson 16 февруари 2012 в 12:00 следобед 
Now why would you do something like that? A catchy phrase like this one always bring a smile to my face... :) Especially now after one of the fans already brought it into the real life:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaqfoHudOPI
Strange-Benhur 16 февруари 2012 в 2:26 сутринта 
thank god!
AnythingButAwesome 15 февруари 2012 в 9:07 сутринта 
now I don't have to massacre the entire town every time I hear this line. Thanks!
PancakesGuy 13 февруари 2012 в 4:24 следобед 
Now make a mod that stops the internet from using it.
DrunkShark 13 февруари 2012 в 10:06 сутринта 
Its not hard to ignore it now is it
Lucio [Mik] 13 февруари 2012 в 6:51 сутринта 
Like ever other meme, It gets really tiring after a long time. It used to be funny, now it's not anymore.
N7-ACW 12 февруари 2012 в 2:22 следобед 
A stupid meme that spawned from a stupid line. Thank you Lockyy for removing it.
foxtrot83686 12 февруари 2012 в 7:47 сутринта 
I tuck an arrow to the knee in real life it not funy
Bob Ross 11 февруари 2012 в 8:14 следобед 
I almost subscribed but, then I too an arrow to the knee
Sequ0ia 11 февруари 2012 в 6:55 следобед 
No offense but why would this be even considered a good mod?
Capn_Tucker 11 февруари 2012 в 5:58 следобед 
Sorry, but it wouldn't be Skyrim without an arrow to the knee. Or Heimskr's preaching.. :P
Deadcurze 11 февруари 2012 в 1:55 сутринта 
i took an in the knee, why can't the guards!
shadowdeaula 10 февруари 2012 в 1:57 следобед 
I almost subscribed to this mod, but then I..... do I need to go on?
Hardhat 9 февруари 2012 в 10:59 сутринта 
@DrehFriendly I agree, and dialogue, not diloge.
IntrepidZig 9 февруари 2012 в 7:14 сутринта 
someone should make a mod where the only diloge in the game is the "arrow to the knee"
Bobslime 9 февруари 2012 в 2:19 сутринта 
you know why there complaining about the arrow in the knee it's because thay did wear there armor leggings
Mr. Knife 8 февруари 2012 в 6:08 следобед 
u should add a mod that includes an arrow protruding from their knee cap ;0
BunchofBees 8 февруари 2012 в 3:38 следобед 
thank god now i can stop slicing there necks
Snæssmeister 8 февруари 2012 в 10:50 сутринта 
You can't just simply drag the arrow out!
Carinyc 8 февруари 2012 в 9:34 сутринта 
One does not simply remove an arrow from thy knee.
shailaigh 8 февруари 2012 в 6:18 сутринта 
Now add one that lets you enchant the poor guy's sword, 'cuz it can't even cut through butter. :b
Koret 8 февруари 2012 в 5:44 сутринта 
Guards- Most Succesful Trolls in Tamriel and Other Dimensions.
Plesioth✿ 8 февруари 2012 в 4:52 сутринта 
Thank god
=AJSA= 不歸V.I.Dread黃泉 8 февруари 2012 в 3:16 сутринта 
I used to hate that arrow in the guard's knee, but then i took a roundturn in the mind...
And now those noobs are still hate this line out there. Look what I got, heartly smile.
B'oh | Darklordiablo 8 февруари 2012 в 2:52 сутринта 
I used to hate that line. But then i took an arrow to the knee.