The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

"Arrow in the knee" dialogue remover
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L7vanmatre Mar 9 @ 3:51pm 
One does not simply stop making arrow in the knee jokes.
jakeskipow Feb 24 @ 4:35pm 
The gaurds outside dragonsreach are now saying about 20x more and also like Pagan Min commented please make a mod where guards don´t say Hands to yourself, sneak thief. because i am an warrior but have my sneak at 100 because it helps me kill and get less attacked. and like him i have the Shadow cloak.
Posterus Jan 23 @ 6:27pm 
Finally, whenever I'm playing in the presence of little kids now I can tell them "sorry, I have a fucking mod so that they DON'T say that."
motherfucker Jan 7 @ 6:58pm 
lemme guess, someone stole your sweetroll?
Rammsestein Aug 14, 2014 @ 8:36am 
Could you make me or us mod where guards don´t say Hands to yourself, sneak thief.
i hate it. i am warrior with honor but i like shadowcloak of nocturnal and that power increases always sneak skill and then guards start saying that to me and I HATE IT so plz plz plz make mod like that.
IceColdSoup Mar 7, 2014 @ 8:43pm 
the only reason I haven't subscribed to this mod is because no gaurd has ever said this to me.
Jokiros  [author] Jul 30, 2013 @ 9:21pm 
I've just uploaded a new mod to the workshop to add the ability to enter the College of Winterhold without joining as a member:
Than May 14, 2013 @ 1:26pm 
I used to be unfunny like you, then I stopped making these jokes.
Nigh Komoro Aug 3, 2012 @ 12:50pm 
ahh... but why get rid of it with the mod that makes the divines strike em dead when they say it? :3
Syrup_Johnson Jun 21, 2012 @ 3:43pm 
I dont wish to remove that, actually. because every time a guard says that, I immediatly shoot them in the knee. with an arrow. f**k yeah.
FruitieKiller Jun 6, 2012 @ 9:26am 
i used to play skyrim, but then i took.. AAH!! F*** MY KNEE!!
Cozzy Cosbourne May 30, 2012 @ 6:25pm 
I. Love. You.
luis.mendez6 Apr 1, 2012 @ 10:45am 
I used to be an adveturer like you,then chuck norris did a pushup
Willie_Apiata_VC Mar 30, 2012 @ 6:32pm 
I love this mod, it stops reminding me of all the shitty jokes that people think are sooooo funny.
Miceweasel Mar 6, 2012 @ 11:16pm 
"I used to be an adveturer like you, then someone stole my thoughts."
Five Dollar My Foot-Long Feb 29, 2012 @ 2:49pm 
I used to like this mod like you, then I tok an arrow in the knee...
^3Pang!Hoofdschot Feb 28, 2012 @ 4:17am 
Hi can you make a mod that removes the stupid guards from saying that you cant use shouts in the towns, its really stupid
The Doctor Feb 26, 2012 @ 9:03pm 
but then i took an arrow in the knee!!!
The Doctor Feb 26, 2012 @ 9:03pm 
no.. just no...
Budoshi Feb 26, 2012 @ 4:47pm 
i used to subscribe to mods.. but then i took an arrow to the knee
🎄 ectoDipper 🎄 Feb 25, 2012 @ 10:53pm 
Hmm... I could remove them myself, by shooting arrows in their knees.
EternalWolfe Feb 25, 2012 @ 4:32pm 
i would subscribe but i took and arrow to the knee
Blasted [CRFX] Feb 23, 2012 @ 10:32pm 
no thanks
Argo Feb 18, 2012 @ 8:13am 
Best freaking mod ever!
MacEff Feb 16, 2012 @ 12:51pm 
Brilliant! Thanks Lockyy
Jedlosson Feb 16, 2012 @ 12:00pm 
Now why would you do something like that? A catchy phrase like this one always bring a smile to my face... :) Especially now after one of the fans already brought it into the real life:
Strange-Benhur Feb 16, 2012 @ 2:26am 
thank god!
AnythingButAwesome Feb 15, 2012 @ 9:07am 
now I don't have to massacre the entire town every time I hear this line. Thanks!
PancakesGuy Feb 13, 2012 @ 4:24pm 
Now make a mod that stops the internet from using it.
DrunkShark Feb 13, 2012 @ 10:06am 
Its not hard to ignore it now is it
Maximum Over Saiyan[Mik] Feb 13, 2012 @ 6:51am 
Like ever other meme, It gets really tiring after a long time. It used to be funny, now it's not anymore.
N7-ACW Feb 12, 2012 @ 2:22pm 
A stupid meme that spawned from a stupid line. Thank you Lockyy for removing it.
foxtrot83686 Feb 12, 2012 @ 7:47am 
I tuck an arrow to the knee in real life it not funy
SparowCrow Feb 11, 2012 @ 8:14pm 
I almost subscribed but, then I too an arrow to the knee
Sequ0ia Feb 11, 2012 @ 6:55pm 
No offense but why would this be even considered a good mod?
Capn_Tucker Feb 11, 2012 @ 5:58pm 
Sorry, but it wouldn't be Skyrim without an arrow to the knee. Or Heimskr's preaching.. :P
Deadcurze Feb 11, 2012 @ 1:55am 
i took an in the knee, why can't the guards!
Rahn Kavall Feb 10, 2012 @ 1:57pm 
I almost subscribed to this mod, but then I..... do I need to go on?
Three-Sixty Feb 9, 2012 @ 10:59am 
@DrehFriendly I agree, and dialogue, not diloge.
IntrepidZig Feb 9, 2012 @ 7:14am 
someone should make a mod where the only diloge in the game is the "arrow to the knee"
Bobslime Feb 9, 2012 @ 2:19am 
you know why there complaining about the arrow in the knee it's because thay did wear there armor leggings
Mr. Knife Feb 8, 2012 @ 6:08pm 
u should add a mod that includes an arrow protruding from their knee cap ;0
BunchofBees Feb 8, 2012 @ 3:38pm 
thank god now i can stop slicing there necks
Snæssmeister Feb 8, 2012 @ 10:50am 
You can't just simply drag the arrow out!
Carinyc Feb 8, 2012 @ 9:34am 
One does not simply remove an arrow from thy knee.
shailaigh Feb 8, 2012 @ 6:18am 
Now add one that lets you enchant the poor guy's sword, 'cuz it can't even cut through butter. :b
Koret Feb 8, 2012 @ 5:44am 
Guards- Most Succesful Trolls in Tamriel and Other Dimensions.
Plesioth✿ Feb 8, 2012 @ 4:52am 
Thank god
=AJSA= 不歸V.I.Dread黃泉 Feb 8, 2012 @ 3:16am 
I used to hate that arrow in the guard's knee, but then i took a roundturn in the mind...
And now those noobs are still hate this line out there. Look what I got, heartly smile.
B'oh | Darklordiablo Feb 8, 2012 @ 2:52am 
I used to hate that line. But then i took an arrow to the knee.