holy mackerel vs the password

now the Scout finally found a worthy opponent

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i will stab you with a fish. Xp

That's-a funny, I got a haddock too!

The name itself is the best part of it

Fish Kill!!

YES!!!!!

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lol a new fish wep

I really like the concept maybe it could be a weapon of chance randomly switches from little damage to a lot of damage but still
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skin pls

nice marx bros reference

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being a fisherman love it

Does crits underwater and mini crits in soak players(jarate and mad milk,will be bad against jarate but you can work with an scout now!).

less 15 percent of HP

It should jiggle when you're in the water

This title is just too darn clever!

Does it count hits like the Mackarel?
Because it should

неоч порадовал(

Kid 1: Mind if i steal your password?
Kid 2: *SLAP*

Awesome idea

theres one thing i liek more then this weapon. its halle barry in swordfish.

dvdus pausus

This is cool~ I'd like another demo-soldier weapon, maybe have the fish slap thing with the mackarel put on to this? bad grammar

bad name... give me your password lol

Yes. YES!

Excellent Marx Bros. reference, +100,000,000 points.

HA! Swordfish.... I see what you did there... and a great taunt for it is to knock out the victim, point for the bleachers, then lop of the victim's head and then with a second swing go for a home run hit with the head.

Pure genius.

would that hurt

It would be great as an item to honor the Demo-Soldier war anniversary

And then that scout thinks he has a cool fish.

Demo and Soldier Equipped with this do -50% damage to each other, skewer charge ability, -10% swing speed, +15% blast resistence. This seems logical to me.

Stats: if underwater fish will come to life and have 150 HP
Fish does 25 Damage
Fish is as fast as a scout
-25 HP
less damage dealt while on land

those are my suggestions

The stats should be like this: on hit give bleed for 3 seconds and players speed is lowered by 3%. Right click to throw the weapon which will give 15 seconds of bleed.Weapon is no longer available to player until respawned again.

your item added in pirate collection - http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=16536

thats awesome i need one!

Taunt:You stab the Person through the head.

Rated.
Good work with http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=16214

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"I don't know, were you thinking Holy shit Holy shit A swordfish almost went through my head? If so, yes."

Hahaha xD

You steal my idea!!

i get the joke. hohohohoho.

And whenever you kill someone it will say "FISH KILL!"

Also, what about a Halo energy sword

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it could crit underwater!

Yes! it actually fits in with something in the game! (well kinda)

not that silly really, scout has a wet fish as a club.

the name is shit, but i think the weapon would be epic.
If valve implement it's more likely to be a reskin of an existing weapon I bet.

Teehee.

Is this also a marx brothers easter egg, either way it is nice, please show stats soon.