Steam Community :: United States Constitution

Bandido Rapido Nov 5, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Blunnt Smoken

Yhorm the Dwarf May 21, 2022 @ 2:07am

this is the dumbest thing in the entire workshop. i love it

Pickle Apr 28, 2022 @ 3:19pm

THIS IS AMERICA MAGGOT

This is the us where the world is american
so basically eat the burgers and shoot the guns because. This. Is. The. America

Pickle Apr 28, 2022 @ 3:17pm

here is the preamble
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Jouppi Jul 23, 2021 @ 3:09pm

This would be so funny

Luca (Sleepy Merc) May 13, 2021 @ 11:43am

AC Constitution:
Angel
Collapsing
Constitution
(Reference to if HL2 was written by bots from deadwater gaming)

Remar Aug 13, 2019 @ 2:42pm

perfect

Rvic:O Mar 31, 2019 @ 11:04am

this would be great

I'm Back. Oct 30, 2018 @ 4:27pm

"Stars and stripes beat hammer and sickle, look it up commie!"-The soldier

π es 3 exactamente Sep 28, 2018 @ 3:18am

Medic: Vere are your precious papers now, Dummkopfs?
Soldier: Right here! *CRITICAL HIT*

sylv Sep 27, 2018 @ 8:21pm

Stats: +Able to cause damage somehow, ~Disgrace the us, -No stats are accepted by valve.

Manly Emerald Jul 9, 2017 @ 2:08pm

If it doesn't have it's own stats, it had better be a market gardener resin. I would play troldier so much more.

Coolchou Zhao Jul 9, 2017 @ 8:23am

Did he stole this from Alexander Hamilton.

Starnana May 14, 2016 @ 10:46pm

"Damn, here I was minding my own buisness, just enjoying my second ammendment rights, and you people have to freak out on me!"

mn Oct 17, 2015 @ 10:25pm

how about make it identical to the shovel like the fish? just make it say USA x1 USA x1 USA KILL

Deku Oct 17, 2015 @ 2:53pm

how about the constitutional paper cut but sitll WANT

Reason Nov 19, 2014 @ 4:13pm

Set it on fire and beat them their rights

gangam style Oct 18, 2014 @ 5:37pm

YES!

gangam style Oct 18, 2014 @ 5:37pm

DISCIPLINARY ACTION RESKIN!

gangam style Oct 18, 2014 @ 5:36pm

YES!
YES!
YES PLEASE!

ɖǟʀӄ ɮʀǟռɖօռ Oct 1, 2014 @ 6:42pm

Perfect actually

SofaChair Sep 6, 2014 @ 4:57pm

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Bench Sep 5, 2014 @ 9:22am

After a kill; "I don't have to read you your rights, THRY'RE RIGHT HERE!"

A Greenish Fog Aug 20, 2014 @ 1:11pm

I'd love to have this a s a skin for the diciplinary action!

trabunt May 25, 2014 @ 8:15am

My desc: "I'm going to bash my sacred documents on the United States of your face!"

(I wish there was a mod for this)

Delle Apr 15, 2014 @ 6:11pm

My description: "I will give you paper cuts with the documents of this great country!"

Mattbatcraz Apr 2, 2014 @ 10:51am

KILL THEM WITH 'MURICA!

iSmile02 Feb 9, 2014 @ 11:50am

+25% firing speed.
On hit: Apply Papercut effect to enemy
Papercut is like bleeding, except the user only bleeds once every 5 seconds.
-Can be lit up by friendly Pyros, which will allow the weapon to ignite enemies.

-55% damage done.

LORD\HUMUNGUS Jan 20, 2014 @ 9:31am

steam please add this

[FoG]Resistfire Nov 24, 2013 @ 4:12am

-70 % damage
+50 % faster ( killing ¨)
When kill enemy : restore 50 % of max health

Deus ex Machina Nov 20, 2013 @ 9:43am

Please, this is the best thing I could ever imagine for Soldier, gosh.

flacko Nov 7, 2013 @ 1:02pm

+on kill: +85 health (can also overheal)
+overheal does not decay
-30 max health on wearer
-25% damage penalty
-15% health from healers on wearer

SEXTON HAVER Oct 26, 2013 @ 5:46pm

time to kill you BY THE FREEDOM WAY

Sweetvengence22 Oct 18, 2013 @ 7:34pm

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Cherry Oct 5, 2013 @ 4:25pm

"I will beat the freedom into you!"

Urinatesinjarwithmaliciousintent Sep 28, 2013 @ 8:35pm

we the people beat all your MOGGOT SKULLS IN

Kellen Sep 12, 2013 @ 2:28pm

no wonder some people are lawless; we have no constitution because this guy stole it!
:3

BrokenEye the True False Prophet Sep 7, 2013 @ 1:25am

Oh, so that's where it went...

mango Aug 20, 2013 @ 8:09pm

We need a mod now!

Darth Sidious Aug 9, 2013 @ 12:47am

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Waltuh Aug 4, 2013 @ 7:00pm

Valve WE NEED MORE WEAPONS IN TF2 ADD THIS

Bittenfeld Jul 10, 2013 @ 4:59pm

I hope valve adds this weapon

Bard Hand Burn May 18, 2013 @ 7:44pm

bacisly like the holy marckle for the soilder that counts how many hits and something cool for the kills

Vinyis Apr 28, 2013 @ 6:04pm

Those who do not learn their history are doomed to eat it

Vinyis Apr 28, 2013 @ 6:04pm

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TheGreenman Apr 24, 2013 @ 9:20pm

Reskin for the Equalizer.... BECAUSE AMERICA HITS HARDER!

Nyasarin Apr 21, 2013 @ 6:00pm

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Belve Mar 12, 2013 @ 7:50pm

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Edgeward Mar 8, 2013 @ 2:37pm

there needs to be a Miranda rights version of this,"you have the right to remain silent forever!"

Huey Long Feb 17, 2013 @ 9:45pm

This need to be added MERICA

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