Green Punisher
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NENO Aug 3 @ 8:26am 
cool VALVE PLS ADD THIS
SwordMastaKilla [TF2M] Jul 19 @ 2:58pm 
stats:
On hit: bleed for 3 seconds (target)
+15% damage
-15 max health
Cactus Hugger Jun 20 @ 5:19pm 
YES. OH GOD YES PLEASE
Sir Meerkat75 Jun 9 @ 2:03pm 
pyro + cactus = awsome pyro with cactus VALVE ADD THIS! :D
Steel Demon Jun 5 @ 6:50pm 
I think "Prickly Punisher" would be a better name. Y'know, cause alliteration.
ShikkyShikky ❤ Jun 1 @ 4:18am 
Good idea I want this :P
Zebesian43v3r Feb 16 @ 7:29pm 
I want this just so I can name it Jim and put the description "Cacti have feelings too." I don't think many people'll get the reference.
Susan the cactus Feb 11 @ 11:23am 
PSTTTT I like this
Ninjab Ryan Feb 3 @ 4:20pm 
I'd love to have it
Spooky Zangoose Feb 1 @ 2:51pm 
Please let this become a thing
Zillasonic Jan 30 @ 5:36pm 
Yes, I can finally beat peoples faces with a cactus without getting arrested
BearGamers Jan 27 @ 4:46pm 
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ElMikky(Cze)™☮ Jan 26 @ 9:21am 
Hehe! I like this! I need it now!
Sabrina Jan 24 @ 10:14am 
Great, but the name sounds like one of a dildo.
GiuGamer parei Jan 24 @ 9:32am 
Nice
Jtagamer Jan 20 @ 4:16pm 
I think its stats should be
On hit: 5 Seconds of bleeding
30% damage penalty
When you hit an enemy, you can hold down fire to repetedly damage a target and stop them from attacking. (If you are in melee range
»Markassa Jan 20 @ 8:51am 
i think it should stuck on your enemy skin for some miliseconds (while its stucked it still doing damage) ... like you need to stay close to him..
ApplejackDisapproves Jan 19 @ 5:02pm 
it should cause bleeding. just my opinion.
Mettauro Jan 19 @ 3:01pm 
By the pricking of these dumbs, something deadly this way comes.
How did you get the weapon through the importer though? I keep getting stuck at that part. Did you just like replace the axtinguisher's model? Any help would be greatly appreciated!
Littlefoot (Bday the 25th) Jan 19 @ 7:02am 
**** yeah, now i have one awesome way of terrifying spies.
Hipster_ Jan 18 @ 11:33am 
Oooh, thats hurt XD
CaptainWolf Jan 17 @ 6:40am 
hahahhha xD Ouch cx
Militaristic September Jan 16 @ 6:23pm 
o.e
Powermops[AusTria] Jan 12 @ 12:52pm 
idk why nobody came up with this idea already, it's amazing :o
[G.o.D.] Strashniy Velikhan Jan 12 @ 12:33am 
The problem with this is that Pyro is holding the actual cactus in the picture... Fix it up so that you can fling it at someone like the TF2 Peace Sign melee that you can only purchase in the Mann Co. Store.
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Dominic Bindas The Butcher Jan 10 @ 1:34pm 
oooohe owe that loooks like a hell of a way to put some one in thehospital but hey i love this idea VALVE ADD THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Über Gibus Jan 10 @ 10:51am 
i think all of our mexican pyros need this weapon dont we? or at least a reskin for the postal pumbler
This will go REAL well with my Mexican Pyro xD
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Panoptikumgrozimix Jun 16, 2013 @ 2:55am 
+ On hit: bleed for 5 seconds
- 20% damage
- 20% damage from melee weapons
Redfirebuggy Jun 2, 2013 @ 3:44am 
nice
Cactus McCoy Mar 11, 2013 @ 2:37am 
I love it
T-rex Nov 5, 2012 @ 8:32am 
nice man!
KoT™ Nov 4, 2012 @ 9:00am 
so cool
SuperFancy Jul 5, 2012 @ 11:26am 
make him hold it with 1 hand
[XR] Modest Pile of Cat May 5, 2012 @ 3:06am 
+ On hit, Bleed for 5 seconds.
+/- On kill, Cactus grows bigger (has more range)
- As it grows bigger, (uses the 4 skins) it loses damage (up to -20) (4kills)

OR

+ On hit, Bleed for 5 seconds.
+10% damage bonus.
- On kill, Cactus becomes shorter and loses range (uses the 4 skins)

Sharbepus May 4, 2012 @ 7:15am 
this item gott mee thinking: do u think pyro is mexican ?
Jack Apr 22, 2012 @ 8:32am 
i want it in the game. its a request
Echo-XOF Apr 8, 2012 @ 1:54am 
Love Pyro!
Love Cactus!
Love this!
:D Bleed Damage plse :D
topple101ftw Apr 6, 2012 @ 5:04pm 
+10% damage bonus
+ On hit, enemy bleeds for 10 seconds
+ All enemies hit are 20% more vulnerable to fire
- When swinged, deals 20 damage to your self
- If you don't hit someone deals 50 damage to your self
龍頭Dr. Kaufmann Apr 3, 2012 @ 1:20pm 
Bleed damage please?
:3 | A very spooky Foot Apr 3, 2012 @ 1:03pm 
Love the cactus!
Mr.Mint №¹³ Mar 29, 2012 @ 12:20am 
ever been so pissed you start swinging a cactus?
tster123 Mar 17, 2012 @ 7:10pm 
I am in Arizona and love this , and since it iiiisss arizona's centennial commemoration as a state, valve shpuld get on this right away.
MineSpogoto Feb 29, 2012 @ 12:38pm 
Just two suggestions, now i'm not an expert, but 1. I think the pyro shouldn't actually holdy the cactus itself, just the handle, and 2. I think it should create bleed on hit.
TEB1998 Feb 25, 2012 @ 10:27am 
lol i like cacti and have a cactus in my bedroom to yeh its good
Wtf does coward to this? Feb 23, 2012 @ 6:08pm 
Personally, I think the effect on the weapon should be similar to the scout's Boston Basher. But then again, my judgement isn't always sound.

Anyway, nice work.
A Totally Ordinary Guy Feb 17, 2012 @ 10:48pm 
needs more bleed
Jack Feb 17, 2012 @ 4:39pm 
prickly