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Green Punisher
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171 Comments
Rancho Relaxer May 25 @ 2:31pm 
How about the Acupuncture Artist?
AyeAye Kane Feb 21 @ 2:43am 
This should work like the Boston Basher, where it makes the enemy bleed on hit but if you miss you bleed.
smes Jul 3, 2016 @ 6:53am 
Wouldn't it be more suited to sniper or engi? Just a thought.
Gunslinger Rafa Jan 4, 2016 @ 5:12pm 
can it be called the prickly punisher?
ranpar1972 Jan 3, 2016 @ 2:38am 
could you make it to where when you hit someone they bleed
AnanasGerste Nov 30, 2015 @ 10:08am 
I f+ckin need this<3
Vic Sep 9, 2015 @ 8:56am 
Cool weapon idea but i think it would look better with sniper than pyro, because sniper lives in australia and pyro has very many melee weapons and sniper only a few
Contractor Aug 4, 2015 @ 12:11pm 
No time to explain,grab a cactus!
Flametosser Jun 23, 2015 @ 10:56pm 
Pyro never understood what his mother really meant by "eat your greens"
ReachNetwork May 25, 2015 @ 11:05pm 
How about:
On hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
-10% Less damage.
If hit by fire (Flamethrower, flare gun, etc) while weapon is in hands, causes cactus to become burnt, and is unusable for 15 seconds.

Taunt:
Pyro scratches his back with the cactus.
NENO Aug 3, 2014 @ 8:26am 
cool VALVE PLS ADD THIS
BonkersTheBucket Jul 19, 2014 @ 2:58pm 
stats:
On hit: bleed for 3 seconds (target)
+15% damage
-15 max health
Equackski (Ducky) Jun 20, 2014 @ 5:19pm 
YES. OH GOD YES PLEASE
Sir Meerkat75 Jun 9, 2014 @ 2:03pm 
pyro + cactus = awsome pyro with cactus VALVE ADD THIS! :D
Yisbectosaur Jun 5, 2014 @ 6:50pm 
I think "Prickly Punisher" would be a better name. Y'know, cause alliteration.
Hadash Sentry Jun 1, 2014 @ 4:18am 
Good idea I want this :P
Zebesian43v3r Feb 16, 2014 @ 7:29pm 
I want this just so I can name it Jim and put the description "Cacti have feelings too." I don't think many people'll get the reference.
Just joking it's me Feb 11, 2014 @ 11:23am 
PSTTTT I like this
Y'alluigi Feb 3, 2014 @ 4:20pm 
I'd love to have it
Arciifer Feb 1, 2014 @ 2:51pm 
Please let this become a thing
Zillasonic Jan 30, 2014 @ 5:36pm 
Yes, I can finally beat peoples faces with a cactus without getting arrested
The_Albino_Swashbuckler Jan 27, 2014 @ 4:46pm 
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ElMikky™☮ Jan 26, 2014 @ 9:21am 
Hehe! I like this! I need it now!
bamzookiking Jan 24, 2014 @ 10:14am 
Great, but the name sounds like one of a dildo.
Giu Jan 24, 2014 @ 9:32am 
Nice
DreadCore_ Jan 20, 2014 @ 4:16pm 
I think its stats should be
On hit: 5 Seconds of bleeding
30% damage penalty
When you hit an enemy, you can hold down fire to repetedly damage a target and stop them from attacking. (If you are in melee range
»Markassa Jan 20, 2014 @ 8:51am 
i think it should stuck on your enemy skin for some miliseconds (while its stucked it still doing damage) ... like you need to stay close to him..
Yui Jan 19, 2014 @ 5:02pm 
it should cause bleeding. just my opinion.
Mettauro Jan 19, 2014 @ 3:01pm 
By the pricking of these dumbs, something deadly this way comes.
How did you get the weapon through the importer though? I keep getting stuck at that part. Did you just like replace the axtinguisher's model? Any help would be greatly appreciated!
Littlefoot Jan 19, 2014 @ 7:02am 
**** yeah, now i have one awesome way of terrifying spies.
Hipster_ Jan 18, 2014 @ 11:33am 
Oooh, thats hurt XD
CaptainWolf Jan 17, 2014 @ 6:40am 
hahahhha xD Ouch cx
Militaristic September Jan 16, 2014 @ 6:23pm 
o.e
Fasky Jan 12, 2014 @ 12:52pm 
idk why nobody came up with this idea already, it's amazing :o
Velikhi Maikeru [Phys Exp] Jan 12, 2014 @ 12:33am 
The problem with this is that Pyro is holding the actual cactus in the picture... Fix it up so that you can fling it at someone like the TF2 Peace Sign melee that you can only purchase in the Mann Co. Store.
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Staff SGT.Blitz Torchwall Jan 10, 2014 @ 1:34pm 
oooohe owe that loooks like a hell of a way to put some one in thehospital but hey i love this idea VALVE ADD THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Horseless Headless Horsemann Jan 10, 2014 @ 10:51am 
i think all of our mexican pyros need this weapon dont we? or at least a reskin for the postal pumbler
http://skins-force.com/ Jan 9, 2014 @ 3:05pm 
This will go REAL well with my Mexican Pyro xD
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Otis Jun 16, 2013 @ 2:55am 
+ On hit: bleed for 5 seconds
- 20% damage
- 20% damage from melee weapons
Hawkins Jun 2, 2013 @ 3:44am 
nice
Cactus McCoy Mar 11, 2013 @ 2:37am 
I love it
T-re X Nov 5, 2012 @ 8:32am 
nice man!
Fxckgabe {KOT} Nov 4, 2012 @ 9:00am 
so cool
Cockpillagingassrammer Jul 5, 2012 @ 11:26am 
make him hold it with 1 hand
C.A.T Munday's May 5, 2012 @ 3:06am 
+ On hit, Bleed for 5 seconds.
+/- On kill, Cactus grows bigger (has more range)
- As it grows bigger, (uses the 4 skins) it loses damage (up to -20) (4kills)

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+ On hit, Bleed for 5 seconds.
+10% damage bonus.
- On kill, Cactus becomes shorter and loses range (uses the 4 skins)

YaBoiKarlsson May 4, 2012 @ 7:15am 
this item gott mee thinking: do u think pyro is mexican ?
Bub Apr 22, 2012 @ 8:32am 
i want it in the game. its a request
Echo-XOF Apr 8, 2012 @ 1:54am 
Love Pyro!
Love Cactus!
Love this!
:D Bleed Damage plse :D