The Hewer's Hatchet
96 Comments
< >
santeri.r(fin) Sep 24 @ 8:52am 
█░░█░█░▀▀█▀▀░█▀█ ░ █▀█
█░░█░█░░░█░░░█▀▄ ░█▀▀█
▀▀▀▀░▀▀▀░▀░░░▀░ ▀░▀░░▀
░█▀▀ ░█▀█ ░█ ░█▀▀
░█▀▀ ░█▀▀ ░█ ░█
░▀▀▀ ░▀ ░░░▀ ░▀▀▀
░░░░░░░░░░░████
░░░░░░░░░░░█░░█
░░░░░░░░░░█░░░█
░░░░░░░░░█░░░░█
██████▄▄█░░░░░███▄
▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░ Valve ░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓█░░░ Add This ░░█
▓▓▓▓▓█░░░ Please! ░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓█░░░ And Give ░░█
▓▓▓▓▓█░░░ Me One. ░░█
▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░█
█▀▀░█░█░█▀█░█▀▀░█▀█
▀▀█░█░█░█▀▀░█▀░░█▀▄
▀▀▀░▀▀▀░▀░░░▀▀▀░▀░▀
█▄░▄█░█▀▀░█▀▀▀░ █▀█
█░█░█░█▀░░█░▀█░█▀▀█
▀░▀░▀░▀▀▀░▀▀▀▀░▀░░▀
█░░█░█░▀▀█▀▀░█▀█░ █▀█
█░░█░█░░░█░░░█▀ ░ █▀▀█
▀▀▀▀░▀▀▀░▀░░░▀░▀░▀░░▀
█▀▀░█▀█░█░█▀▀
█▀░░█▀▀░█░█
▀▀▀░▀░░░▀░▀▀▀
░░░░░░██▄
░░░░░░█░█
░░░░░█░░█
█▄▄▄█░░░██
█ ░░ Valve ░░░█
█░ Add This ░░█
█░ Please! ░░░█
█░ And Give ░░█
█░ Me one ░█
█████████
SillenTr9Nd Jul 6 @ 2:18am 
Amazing weapon.
☢GooseBumper☢ May 31 @ 9:31pm 
░░░░░░░░░░░█░░█
░░░░░░░░░░█░░░█
░░░░░░░░░█░░░░█
███████▄▄█░░░░░██████▄
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░ Valve add this ░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░ Please! ░░░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█████░░░░░░░░░█
Flandole Scarlet May 5 @ 6:38am 
.......................,,-~*~,,
......................./:.:.:.:.:.|
......................|;.;.;.;.;./
......................|.;.;.;.;.|
............._,,,,,_.).;.;.;.;.|
.........,,-":.:.:.:."~-,;.;.;.|
........(_,,,,---,,_:.:.);.;.;..",,
......,-":.:.:.:.:.""-,,/;.;.;.;.;.",
.....(:.__,,,,,,,,,___);.;.;.;.;.;|
...../"":.:.:.:.:.:.:¯""\;.;.;.;.;.,"
....\",__,,,,,,,,,,,__/;;;;;;;;;/\
.....\.::.:.:.:.:.:.:.;.);;;;;;;;;/:\
.......\,,,,,---~~~~;;;;;;;;,"::::\
.........."""~~--,,,,,,,,,,-"::::::::::\
...................\::::::::::::::::::::::::
█░░█░█░▀▀█▀▀░█▀█ ░ █▀█
█░░█░█░░░█░░░█▀▄ ░█▀▀█ Valve,Add this please♡
▀▀▀▀░▀▀▀░▀░░░▀░ ▀░▀░░▀
░█▀▀ ░█▀█ ░█ ░█▀▀
░█▀▀ ░█▀▀ ░█ ░█
░▀▀▀ ░▀ ░░░▀ ░▀▀▀
Froody FaussBehr May 2 @ 1:31pm 
Stats:

+20% Faster swing speed
+15% Crit chance when you are affected by any buff/debuff
+Buffs increase your health regain by 10 health per second
-Debuffs are 3x as effective (Meaning you take more damage from bleed,longer afterburn by fire etc.)
Ninjasamurai2 Feb 13 @ 5:16pm 
nice (maybemake it a tossable secondary weopon like the cleaver)
how do i get it?
ᅚᅚ Feb 3 @ 2:37pm 
░█▀▀░█░░█░█▀█░█▀▀░█▀█░░
░░▀▀█░█░░█░█▀▀░█▀▀░█▀▄░░
░░▀▀▀░▀▀▀▀░▀░░░▀▀▀░▀░ ▀░░
░░░█▀▀ ░█▀█ ░█ ░█▀▀░░░░░░░
░░░█▀▀ ░█▀▀ ░█ ░█░░░░░░░░░
░░░▀▀▀ ░▀ ░░░▀ ░▀▀▀░░░░░░░
..................,,-~*~,,
................../:.:.:.:.:.|
..................|;.;.;.;.;./
..................|.;.;.;.;.|
........._,,,,,_.).;.;.;.;.|
.....,,-":.:.:.:."~-,;.;.;.|
....(_,,,,---,,_:.:.);.;.;..",,
..,-":.:.:.:.:.""-,,/;.;.;.;.;.",
.(:.__,,,,,,,,,___);.;.;.;.;.;|
./"":.:.:.:.:.:.:¯""\;.;.;.;.;.,"
\",__,,,,,,,,,,,__/;;;;;;;;;/
.\.::.:.:.:.:.:.:.;.);;;;;;;;;/
...\,,,,,---~~~~;;;;;;;;,"
......"""~~--,,,,,,,,,,-
ckwJNVYPIDWQF Feb 2 @ 2:17am 
Could u make that into a secondary throwing axe?
Lol Feb 1 @ 6:01am 
i am totally agree with that sniper amazingg set
Blitzidious Jan 28 @ 9:17am 
It would be nice if the right click for this allows you to throw it, that is, if Valve decides they're going to add this. (I'm sure they won't.)
BearGamers Jan 26 @ 10:13am 
░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░
░▒▒█░░▒▒▒▒██░░▒▒▒░
▒▒████▒▒▒█████▒▒▒▒
▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
▒▒▒Add it now Valve!▒▒▒▒
░▒▒░░░░░░░░░░░░▒▒░
░░▒▒░░░▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒░░
░░░▒▒░▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒░░░
░░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░
░░░░░░Because it's░░░░
░█▀▀ ░█▀█ ░█ ░█▀▀ ░░
░█▀▀ ░█▀▀ ░█ ░█ ░░░░
░▀▀▀ ░▀ ░░░▀ ░▀▀▀ ░░
Супер Дед Jan 25 @ 9:16pm 
NeeeeDDD!!!1! Valve Please!!!
A Random Magikarp Jan 25 @ 1:39pm 
WE NEED HATCHETS AND TOMAHAWKS!! NOW!!!!! :)
General Washington Duck BIU Jan 24 @ 9:42pm 
WE NEED HATCHETS AND TOMAHAWKS!! NOW!!!!! :)
Moss Jan 24 @ 4:59pm 
Is good
Phantom-Rezister Jan 22 @ 8:26pm 
MUST ADD!! we need more sniper melees xD
problem?© Jan 21 @ 6:59am 
add it or ill die
Brotato Jan 18 @ 8:39pm 
I like that idea, i hope they add this
Vanwolfster Jan 5 @ 8:55pm 
I like Zegerion The psycho's stats for this possible weapon, but the only thing I'll add is the part about having it to be retrieved once it is thrown so it wouldn't rip off the Flying Guillotine for the Scout
20% damage bonus
30% slower attack speed
No random critical hits.
Special attack: Throw the axe to do 10% to 50% more damage depending on distance
But I'm not sure whether the bleeding effect should or shouldn't be added... : (
Zegerion the psykotic Jan 4 @ 11:55pm 
20% damage bonus
30% slower attack speed
No random critical hits.
Special attack: Throw the axe to do 10% to 50% more damage depending on distance, but needs to recharge for a short time after.
Littlefoot (Bday the 25th) Dec 19, 2013 @ 1:21pm 
Spy's will fear me when i have this.
Wolf?::Vallem:: Nov 16, 2013 @ 10:50am 
duuuuuuuuuuude, this is awesome ;) :D
ABlueBadger Oct 6, 2013 @ 9:55pm 
lol have stats and i wanna look like an idiot
+ can throw mele wepon
- must retrive it out of dead enimes
+- more damage over ranges
Mr.Zawodowy( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Sep 24, 2013 @ 11:21am 
OMG. This is Great!
Stats Idea:
+30% Damage Done
-15% Speed When Walking With It
-10% Attack Speed
The Trolldier Sep 18, 2013 @ 11:33am 
portal 2 music FTW
add this wep its epic
®Ascar - Rex® Sep 14, 2013 @ 8:01am 
Good Worke!
Neon-senpai Sep 1, 2013 @ 3:09pm 
make it thowable
Aidnyan Jul 1, 2013 @ 12:26pm 
I think this might be able to work as a throwable secondery.
ShadowAssassin May 21, 2013 @ 5:59am 
Please add this. its epic
Oo-King-oO Mar 30, 2013 @ 9:29pm 
hey i know its not my buissnes but if u can add it to game banan i would def put that as my skin for the bushwaka
Meero Mar 13, 2013 @ 4:24pm 
+ 25% damage
+ 10% firing speed
- 15% range
HellJumper  [author] Mar 6, 2013 @ 8:18pm 
Heh, thanks! I wish Valve would implement it at some point. I'm quite satisfied with its aesthetic appearance as well as the fact that it's super optimized. Perhaps one day...
Cargøn, lord of file cabinets Mar 6, 2013 @ 7:21pm 
Was going to harp on you for stealing but it's just a re-upload
yay for you, re-upping a good skin
Chaingrower Mar 3, 2013 @ 10:05pm 
Anyway, looks pretty good man.
Chaingrower Mar 3, 2013 @ 10:03pm 
"I wish people would post actual comments on my workshop submissions. All I ever get anymore are these dumb ASCII art posts." -HellJumper
the hitman Feb 28, 2013 @ 5:39am 
i love it
dictateur(fr) Feb 16, 2013 @ 4:01am 
ajouté le au sniper , j' eszpere qu' il poura le lancer .. ; )
Coconut is on fire Feb 10, 2013 @ 6:48am 
Assasin's creed like ^^
Mr Kilihu Feb 7, 2013 @ 2:15am 
awesomw i love this weapon
-CrazyPoyz Feb 2, 2013 @ 8:08am 
awesome

-=AesirHunter=- Jan 29, 2013 @ 2:06pm 
If you can throw it, It would be perfect like :)
Spooky Money Jan 28, 2013 @ 9:40am 
Middleslot Weapon
Throw able-axe (with same length as the Flying Gillountine)
On hit with throw: The one hitted takes 20% more damage from sniper/huntsman shots.
Critical hit on headshoots.
Incontinentia Buttocks Jan 27, 2013 @ 2:13pm 
Really which you could throw it, kinda like The Flying Guillotine.
Still, all in all, it's pretty darn good.
Amazing work, Jumper.
KUAVICCATTO Jan 27, 2013 @ 9:26am 
can u throw it??
??
??
??
??
EVAX[PT] Jan 21, 2013 @ 1:12pm 
its like the age of chivalary
Spooky Tree Jan 20, 2013 @ 3:46pm 
hatchet should be throwable
famousamos735 Jan 20, 2013 @ 8:16am 
this is awesome although u should be able to throw it