The Meat Shield
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Jaggsaw Jan 5, 2013 @ 1:20pm 
Slot: Secondary

Drops a Steak on death
+15% bullet resistance
+15% explosive resistance

Enemies Picking up Steak gain minicrits for 5-10 seconds
-20% fire resistance (barbeque hoovy)
xX_420sc0pe_Faze_D0ritosD3W_Xx Dec 22, 2012 @ 7:49pm 
ehh, I would like a picture of the heavy actually wearing this.
Hentai Master Dec 18, 2012 @ 3:55am 
heavy takes on the gaga look
Captain Catastrophe Dec 14, 2012 @ 9:23pm 
mayeb this will be a primary replacement to make shotgun heavy better
Braindead386 Dec 12, 2012 @ 2:50pm 
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JMS Dec 11, 2012 @ 4:03pm 
Is it a wepon is it a misc....WTF IS IT?
Lowd70™ Dec 8, 2012 @ 3:25am 
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Lowd70™ Dec 8, 2012 @ 3:25am 
LOL
Chainsaw Joe's discount surgery Dec 7, 2012 @ 9:56pm 
is this a sheild or a lunchbox?
Jojo6773 Dec 3, 2012 @ 7:24pm 
This looks rather disgusting really, but it will make up for the heavy. :D
Suporter of vietnam veterans Jun 14, 2012 @ 10:28pm 
Taunt should be that heavy pulls off a rib,eats it,regains health.(replaces secondary)
Black Mall Santa Jun 10, 2012 @ 7:35pm 
I'd like to see this on the heavy, the item its self is fantastic, just wouldn't mind seeing it being used. Great job though!
DklX Jun 7, 2012 @ 7:38am 
I can see it being a weapon but it would have to replace secondary
Stats:
10% bullet resistance
15% melee resistance
-20% move speed
upon death the player that killed you vision gets smothered in BBQ suace!
Rotten Seagull Nov 19, 2011 @ 3:38pm 
ludicrous.
Ashbite Nov 5, 2011 @ 2:59am 
Maybe,if somebodi kils you,it left some ribs as helt
[TWoN]MorMegaMega Oct 27, 2011 @ 8:23am 
silly but might just work
Cerberus Oct 25, 2011 @ 12:30pm 
I was thinking this would be cooler as just a misc for the heavy, nice model anyways.
Sir Loin of Beef Oct 24, 2011 @ 1:31pm 
Valve usually decides what stats to add to it when they pick a model if it's a weapon. Just make sure you keep that in mind for future endeavors.
AGStanley  [author] Oct 24, 2011 @ 11:45am 
Ooops, was intending for it to be used like the Sandvich. It would be equipped as a chest piece but then you could rip off some ribs and much on em. Possibly event throw the bones as a weapon. I'll update it to a weapon, since that's the slot that it would take up.
Whybir Oct 24, 2011 @ 11:41am 
That's awesome! Try to not put stats on a cosmetic item, though.