Team Fortress 2
The Paper Machete
Комментариев: 125
Dr.Chaimsaw™ 24 июн. 2015 г. в 18:42 
weve all though of this
Dubo 24 июн. 2015 г. в 8:42 
You missed the third group, the ones who make steam items to avoid prison
[GNS] Frozenclaw 23 июн. 2015 г. в 20:32 
There are two types of people in this world
1. Those who have daydreamed of taking the blade part of paper cutters off and using it as swords
2. Those who lie about the above statement
RIFTS 29 мая. 2014 г. в 10:34 
Should have made a hat
Comrade Astro 16 фев. 2014 г. в 17:08 
I like it! its very creative! Watch out for paper cuts XD
Shmonut 22 фев. 2013 г. в 17:52 
Need.More.Machetes.Now.
Napalmburner 13 фев. 2013 г. в 11:42 
nice
Gold Blooded 4 фев. 2013 г. в 15:57 
should be called "the papercut"
Chris 1 фев. 2013 г. в 4:27 
this looks really cool
Lord SMG 27 янв. 2013 г. в 22:43 
There's one of these paper cutters in my 5th period and i was telling my friends "incase of an emergency I'm ripping the blade off of it, so don't steal my idea!" then that same day I come home and see this. Valve better add this now damnit!
♡ Bianca ♡ 26 янв. 2013 г. в 12:22 
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ʀᴇᴛʀᴏ ✨ 22 янв. 2013 г. в 16:50 
lol i get it XD
skreb 21 янв. 2013 г. в 9:48 
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BlazeBitz 21 янв. 2013 г. в 9:47 
We. Want. Machete!
eL Somborito 19 янв. 2013 г. в 19:25 
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pinkmawile 17 янв. 2013 г. в 23:01 
Teacher Sniper
CarBee 15 янв. 2013 г. в 16:07 
yo quiero
Updraft Dash >tilt controls< 15 янв. 2013 г. в 14:20 
This would be cool!
Perhaps it could look something like
+range
+damage to buildings
-speed lower
-more damage from ranged source
oli.t678 14 янв. 2013 г. в 21:31 
states:
+Has 37% longer melee range.
+20% faster weapon switch speed.
+10% more damage
-Raises explosive vulnerability by 25%
-Raises fire vulnerability by 40%.
-When receiving health from other sources, such as a Dispenser or Medi Gun, 50% less health is given on wearer.

oli.t678 14 янв. 2013 г. в 21:21 
Awesome,they should add it in tf2!
oli.t678 14 янв. 2013 г. в 21:18 
Awesome
BonelessGarbage 14 янв. 2013 г. в 12:53 
IVE WANTED TO MAKE ONE OF THESE IN REAL LIFE SINCE GRADE 2
Habber The Quesomancer 13 янв. 2013 г. в 16:00 
Nah i think these stats would be better:
+50% damage
On hit: -25% damage on melee weapon
no random crits

Because the blade always dulls out -_-
TiTaTostiTovenaar 13 янв. 2013 г. в 0:49 
That crit stacking system would just be unstoppable after some time. Not a smart idea. Make it 6 seconds 100% crit chance, only on the machete, won't stack.
Axel 8 ноя. 2012 г. в 13:23 
i've wanted to do this in real life for a long time.
SpellPirate 13 сен. 2012 г. в 14:34 
@below

Cuts down ubercharge by 5% on hit

-75% Firing speed
SpellPirate 13 сен. 2012 г. в 14:33 
Stats:
Increased range (Such as the eyelander)
No Random crits
Damage + 25%
When an ally medic is healing you and is killed you have 4 seconds crits, if you sucessfully kill them the number is doubled. (Aka you will have 8 sc crits, 16, Ect ect.)

50% Slower charge speed on sniper rifles
The crits are ONLY permitted to the weapon, if you switch weapons, the crits vanish.
R.I.P OmegaForte 8 сен. 2012 г. в 5:26 
Come looking for me eh? Time to get brutal. Frank Castle style.
2themax 8 июн. 2012 г. в 23:28 
Do i smell condemed refrence. :3
Paleknight 21 апр. 2012 г. в 19:35 
Name is pretty clever an seems simple to get!
Mr Rosenberg 20 апр. 2012 г. в 5:07 
i wouldnt want 2 get sliced by this, id even prefer the Tribal mans Shiv
Q_Q
Stopwatch 17 апр. 2012 г. в 14:19 
Lol, why not? Team Fortress 2 has never been serious anyway. (Hats)
Ange1ofD4rkness 16 апр. 2012 г. в 0:38 
I'm game for this!
Hunter7856352542 15 апр. 2012 г. в 12:13 
WOW VERY GOOD
Yendor 14 апр. 2012 г. в 19:42 
Punisher the movie... thats all i have to say...
Gutão 14 апр. 2012 г. в 17:01 
Paintable weapons? POSSIBILITIES.
big chungus!! big chungus!! big 13 апр. 2012 г. в 4:09 
i get the joke,lol
PizzaSlut™ 11 апр. 2012 г. в 16:00 
haha! funny idea! i like it!
Mildly Spicy 10 апр. 2012 г. в 15:17 
This isn't made of paper guys, it's a blade from a large paper cutter.
Le Frenchman 10 апр. 2012 г. в 8:51 
Yea, that would be fun!
Mr. Flamingo 9 апр. 2012 г. в 17:58 
:D
Napalmburner 9 апр. 2012 г. в 16:47 
Pro: On Hit: bleed for 5 seconds

Pro: 15% more range

Con: Because its made out of paper, it does 20% less damage
Ghostrick Doll 9 апр. 2012 г. в 11:27 
Um... its cool but there's somthing about it i just don't get.
ZCD99 9 апр. 2012 г. в 10:54 
looks great and gose well with the home made weapon theme TF2 has going on
Gamers rise up 9 апр. 2012 г. в 1:36 
Is this meant to reference something?
mrstaffyduck 8 апр. 2012 г. в 17:43 
how do i download it?
Gunkpump 8 апр. 2012 г. в 13:00 
I had this exact idea! I'm glad someone with talent did too! Really hope it gets in.
Asyro 8 апр. 2012 г. в 11:15 
Loving the posted stats :D Great idea... Hope it get's in!
Rendwick 7 апр. 2012 г. в 23:55 
thats not a knife, THATS A KNIFE!
Beef 7 апр. 2012 г. в 21:47 
Cuts off opponents fingers, rendering them unable to shoot for 2 seconds :3