The Paper Machete
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Numb Digger May 29 @ 10:34am 
Should have made a hat
Astronaut Swag Feb 16 @ 5:08pm 
I like it! its very creative! Watch out for paper cuts XD
[IZ] Dr Professor Turtles Feb 22, 2013 @ 5:52pm 
Need.More.Machetes.Now.
Napalmburner Feb 13, 2013 @ 11:42am 
nice
Damian Marley Feb 4, 2013 @ 3:57pm 
should be called "the papercut"
Chris Feb 1, 2013 @ 4:27am 
this looks really cool
PREDATOR4Liphe Jan 27, 2013 @ 10:43pm 
There's one of these paper cutters in my 5th period and i was telling my friends "incase of an emergency I'm ripping the blade off of it, so don't steal my idea!" then that same day I come home and see this. Valve better add this now damnit!
Grape Jelly Jan 26, 2013 @ 12:22pm 
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ⓢⓐⓜⓔⓔⓜ Jan 22, 2013 @ 4:50pm 
lol i get it XD
Kappa Lord Jan 21, 2013 @ 9:48am 
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BlazeBitz Jan 21, 2013 @ 9:47am 
We. Want. Machete!
eL Somborito Jan 19, 2013 @ 7:25pm 
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Pink Mawile Jan 17, 2013 @ 11:01pm 
Teacher Sniper
White Plate Jan 15, 2013 @ 4:07pm 
yo quiero
Dante.pvc Jan 15, 2013 @ 2:20pm 
This would be cool!
Perhaps it could look something like
+range
+damage to buildings
-speed lower
-more damage from ranged source
oli.t678 Jan 14, 2013 @ 9:31pm 
states:
+Has 37% longer melee range.
+20% faster weapon switch speed.
+10% more damage
-Raises explosive vulnerability by 25%
-Raises fire vulnerability by 40%.
-When receiving health from other sources, such as a Dispenser or Medi Gun, 50% less health is given on wearer.

oli.t678 Jan 14, 2013 @ 9:21pm 
Awesome,they should add it in tf2!
oli.t678 Jan 14, 2013 @ 9:18pm 
Awesome
-=OCG=-blades Jan 14, 2013 @ 12:53pm 
IVE WANTED TO MAKE ONE OF THESE IN REAL LIFE SINCE GRADE 2
Habber the Quesomancer Jan 13, 2013 @ 4:00pm 
Nah i think these stats would be better:
+50% damage
On hit: -25% damage on melee weapon
no random crits

Because the blade always dulls out -_-
Ormagöden Jan 13, 2013 @ 12:49am 
That crit stacking system would just be unstoppable after some time. Not a smart idea. Make it 6 seconds 100% crit chance, only on the machete, won't stack.
Hoxtatron! Follow me! Nov 8, 2012 @ 1:23pm 
i've wanted to do this in real life for a long time.
Double_Dimwitt Sep 13, 2012 @ 2:34pm 
@below

Cuts down ubercharge by 5% on hit

-75% Firing speed
Double_Dimwitt Sep 13, 2012 @ 2:33pm 
Stats:
Increased range (Such as the eyelander)
No Random crits
Damage + 25%
When an ally medic is healing you and is killed you have 4 seconds crits, if you sucessfully kill them the number is doubled. (Aka you will have 8 sc crits, 16, Ect ect.)

50% Slower charge speed on sniper rifles
The crits are ONLY permitted to the weapon, if you switch weapons, the crits vanish.
Uncle Grandpa Sep 8, 2012 @ 5:26am 
Come looking for me eh? Time to get brutal. Frank Castle style.
2themax Jun 8, 2012 @ 11:28pm 
Do i smell condemed refrence. :3
Paleknight Apr 21, 2012 @ 7:35pm 
Name is pretty clever an seems simple to get!
Manofdoom337 Apr 20, 2012 @ 5:07am 
i wouldnt want 2 get sliced by this, id even prefer the Tribal mans Shiv
Q_Q
Stopwatch Apr 17, 2012 @ 2:19pm 
Lol, why not? Team Fortress 2 has never been serious anyway. (Hats)
Ange1ofD4rkness Apr 16, 2012 @ 12:38am 
I'm game for this!
Croco Apr 15, 2012 @ 12:13pm 
WOW VERY GOOD
MACHO LI MINI-GUN Apr 14, 2012 @ 7:42pm 
Punisher the movie... thats all i have to say...
[JSSG] Rogue Warrior Apr 14, 2012 @ 5:01pm 
Paintable weapons? POSSIBILITIES.
God Apr 13, 2012 @ 4:09am 
i get the joke,lol
pizzasupriz1 Apr 11, 2012 @ 4:00pm 
haha! funny idea! i like it!
Margaret Apr 10, 2012 @ 3:17pm 
This isn't made of paper guys, it's a blade from a large paper cutter.
Poodleinacan Apr 10, 2012 @ 8:51am 
Yea, that would be fun!
rasta alien Apr 9, 2012 @ 5:58pm 
:D
Napalmburner Apr 9, 2012 @ 4:47pm 
Pro: On Hit: bleed for 5 seconds

Pro: 15% more range

Con: Because its made out of paper, it does 20% less damage
Kunemon59 Apr 9, 2012 @ 11:27am 
Um... its cool but there's somthing about it i just don't get.
ZCD99 Apr 9, 2012 @ 10:54am 
looks great and gose well with the home made weapon theme TF2 has going on
Deus Ex Panem Apr 9, 2012 @ 4:05am 
it's the blade from one of those paper slicer things
Arzuros Apr 9, 2012 @ 1:36am 
Is this meant to reference something?
mrstaffyduck Apr 8, 2012 @ 5:43pm 
how do i download it?
Gollon Apr 8, 2012 @ 1:00pm 
I had this exact idea! I'm glad someone with talent did too! Really hope it gets in.
Asyro Apr 8, 2012 @ 11:15am 
Loving the posted stats :D Great idea... Hope it get's in!
Brendanw215 Apr 7, 2012 @ 11:55pm 
thats not a knife, THATS A KNIFE!
youneverknow Apr 7, 2012 @ 9:47pm 
Cuts off opponents fingers, rendering them unable to shoot for 2 seconds :3
is that the blade from paper cutting tables?
Airep Apr 6, 2012 @ 11:32pm 
Eyelander range
-25% damage
on hit cause bleeding
10% slower weapon switch