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The Paper Machete
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126 Comments
DRchainsaw Jun 24 @ 6:42pm 
weve all though of this
Dubo the Strange Jun 24 @ 8:42am 
You missed the third group, the ones who make steam items to avoid prison
The Killer Taco Jun 23 @ 8:32pm 
There are two types of people in this world
1. Those who have daydreamed of taking the blade part of paper cutters off and using it as swords
2. Those who lie about the above statement
Black Face May 29, 2014 @ 10:34am 
Should have made a hat
Astronaut Swag Feb 16, 2014 @ 5:08pm 
I like it! its very creative! Watch out for paper cuts XD
Shmo_ Feb 22, 2013 @ 5:52pm 
Need.More.Machetes.Now.
Napalmburner Feb 13, 2013 @ 11:42am 
nice
Gold Blooded Feb 4, 2013 @ 3:57pm 
should be called "the papercut"
Chris Feb 1, 2013 @ 4:27am 
this looks really cool
PREDATARRRR Jan 27, 2013 @ 10:43pm 
There's one of these paper cutters in my 5th period and i was telling my friends "incase of an emergency I'm ripping the blade off of it, so don't steal my idea!" then that same day I come home and see this. Valve better add this now damnit!
Jelly Jan 26, 2013 @ 12:22pm 
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ⓢⓐⓜⓔⓔⓜ Jan 22, 2013 @ 4:50pm 
lol i get it XD
depek kappa2/10 Jan 21, 2013 @ 9:48am 
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おぱい!! Jan 21, 2013 @ 9:47am 
We. Want. Machete!
eL Somborito Jan 19, 2013 @ 7:25pm 
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Pink Mawile Jan 17, 2013 @ 11:01pm 
Teacher Sniper
White Plate Jan 15, 2013 @ 4:07pm 
yo quiero
D-tizzle (S> all & cashing out) Jan 15, 2013 @ 2:20pm 
This would be cool!
Perhaps it could look something like
+range
+damage to buildings
-speed lower
-more damage from ranged source
oli.t678 Jan 14, 2013 @ 9:31pm 
states:
+Has 37% longer melee range.
+20% faster weapon switch speed.
+10% more damage
-Raises explosive vulnerability by 25%
-Raises fire vulnerability by 40%.
-When receiving health from other sources, such as a Dispenser or Medi Gun, 50% less health is given on wearer.

oli.t678 Jan 14, 2013 @ 9:21pm 
Awesome,they should add it in tf2!
oli.t678 Jan 14, 2013 @ 9:18pm 
Awesome
-=OCG=-Blades {T.P.M} Jan 14, 2013 @ 12:53pm 
IVE WANTED TO MAKE ONE OF THESE IN REAL LIFE SINCE GRADE 2
Habber the Quesomancer Jan 13, 2013 @ 4:00pm 
Nah i think these stats would be better:
+50% damage
On hit: -25% damage on melee weapon
no random crits

Because the blade always dulls out -_-
Ormagöden Jan 13, 2013 @ 12:49am 
That crit stacking system would just be unstoppable after some time. Not a smart idea. Make it 6 seconds 100% crit chance, only on the machete, won't stack.
Axel Nov 8, 2012 @ 1:23pm 
i've wanted to do this in real life for a long time.
Dewitos Sep 13, 2012 @ 2:34pm 
@below

Cuts down ubercharge by 5% on hit

-75% Firing speed
Dewitos Sep 13, 2012 @ 2:33pm 
Stats:
Increased range (Such as the eyelander)
No Random crits
Damage + 25%
When an ally medic is healing you and is killed you have 4 seconds crits, if you sucessfully kill them the number is doubled. (Aka you will have 8 sc crits, 16, Ect ect.)

50% Slower charge speed on sniper rifles
The crits are ONLY permitted to the weapon, if you switch weapons, the crits vanish.
R.I.P OmegaForte Sep 8, 2012 @ 5:26am 
Come looking for me eh? Time to get brutal. Frank Castle style.
2themax Jun 8, 2012 @ 11:28pm 
Do i smell condemed refrence. :3
Buck Slasher Apr 21, 2012 @ 7:35pm 
Name is pretty clever an seems simple to get!
Mr Rosenberg Apr 20, 2012 @ 5:07am 
i wouldnt want 2 get sliced by this, id even prefer the Tribal mans Shiv
Q_Q
Stopwatch Apr 17, 2012 @ 2:19pm 
Lol, why not? Team Fortress 2 has never been serious anyway. (Hats)
Ange1ofD4rkness Apr 16, 2012 @ 12:38am 
I'm game for this!
Assassin(-- Apr 15, 2012 @ 12:13pm 
WOW VERY GOOD
ONLYUSEMENOSCOPE Apr 14, 2012 @ 7:42pm 
Punisher the movie... thats all i have to say...
考えAUG  DUDE夢 Apr 14, 2012 @ 5:01pm 
Paintable weapons? POSSIBILITIES.
Saint Pepsi Be Getting No Breaks Apr 13, 2012 @ 4:09am 
i get the joke,lol
pizzasupriz1 Apr 11, 2012 @ 4:00pm 
haha! funny idea! i like it!
Breadophile Apr 10, 2012 @ 3:17pm 
This isn't made of paper guys, it's a blade from a large paper cutter.
Poodleinacan Apr 10, 2012 @ 8:51am 
Yea, that would be fun!
Bukkake Flamingo Apr 9, 2012 @ 5:58pm 
:D
Napalmburner Apr 9, 2012 @ 4:47pm 
Pro: On Hit: bleed for 5 seconds

Pro: 15% more range

Con: Because its made out of paper, it does 20% less damage
Kunemon59 Apr 9, 2012 @ 11:27am 
Um... its cool but there's somthing about it i just don't get.
ZCD99 Apr 9, 2012 @ 10:54am 
looks great and gose well with the home made weapon theme TF2 has going on
Casual Toast Apr 9, 2012 @ 4:05am 
it's the blade from one of those paper slicer things
Freddy Fazbear Apr 9, 2012 @ 1:36am 
Is this meant to reference something?
mrstaffyduck Apr 8, 2012 @ 5:43pm 
how do i download it?
Gollon Apr 8, 2012 @ 1:00pm 
I had this exact idea! I'm glad someone with talent did too! Really hope it gets in.
Asyro Apr 8, 2012 @ 11:15am 
Loving the posted stats :D Great idea... Hope it get's in!
Brendanw215 Apr 7, 2012 @ 11:55pm 
thats not a knife, THATS A KNIFE!