Parsing Pistol
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thearccannon Jan 8 @ 2:36pm 
plz give me juan valve
Xshadowz Jun 13, 2014 @ 3:29am 
Skin plz
Venrez Jan 1, 2014 @ 7:45am 
I would love to see this as a downloadable skin on fpsbanana or tf2mods.net. Great work.
Lord Majora Sep 2, 2013 @ 6:57pm 
chesseytf2guy this is not a skin or anything like that, it is a weapon movel for valve to consider adding to the game
Soldado✗Br Aug 12, 2013 @ 3:42pm 
Cool!
1r5™ Aug 12, 2013 @ 1:41pm 
Analytic attack:
+50% more accuracy
Upon 3 deaths, ubercharged for 5 seconds.
+75 hp
+identify spies
+upon hit, enemy stunned for 2 seconds,
-10%clip size
- 4 damage
CheesyTF2Guy ⇋HG⇋ Aug 11, 2013 @ 10:15am 
Im new on TF2. How and what do you add it to?
MilesJK May 22, 2013 @ 5:17pm 
+ accuracy - clip size
‏NanoTyranno™ Apr 14, 2013 @ 8:38am 
ADD IT NOW SO COOL
BronzePumpkin Feb 25, 2013 @ 12:38am 
+50% Accuracy
+When it hits a cloaked or disguised spy, the spy becomes marked for death
-50% Clip size
-20% Damage
DefenderWafu Feb 20, 2013 @ 10:01am 
looks nice.
CLOBBERMAN Dec 11, 2012 @ 3:33am 
epic plzz make this valve :333333333
Azul Draconis Dec 10, 2012 @ 6:38pm 
I'd love to see more pistols in game but they all are way too inaccurate... so:
+ 70% accuracy
- 20% clip size
- 50% ammunition
[squiidd] CRY SOME MORE! Dec 7, 2012 @ 10:52am 
please say the wont be another bloody pomson
Iron Hunny Dec 1, 2012 @ 11:45am 
I dunno about all this incincibility/ detect spies/ marked for death.
I wont give a list of my personal stats. But I would like to see a engi gun that could somehow distroy enemy sappers. Perhaps thats OP, but there could be negative tributes as well.
moms spaghetti Nov 29, 2012 @ 12:23pm 
@W3WN-TRP B0T 2

FUCKING OP.
Invincibility is never an option. You must be new in video-games.
GeneralShotgun Nov 28, 2012 @ 4:53am 
dude this is awesome and epici would love to use this
Mr.Dog Nov 23, 2012 @ 9:42am 
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
darkmarth985 Nov 22, 2012 @ 11:30pm 
+Enemy spies could be identified on shot
+ Protects user from all damage
+ Infinite ammo
- Shots only deal 1 damage each
- -90% slower firing speed
Gaston Ghost/Electric Nov 16, 2012 @ 5:44pm 
+Shot enemies become Sentry's primary target
+Shot enemy players are marked for death
-80% clip size
-50% damage penalty
-25% bullet damage vulnerability
elitecombat Oct 27, 2012 @ 2:58am 
nice, your works are AWESOME!!!
AAA Dragon Oct 20, 2012 @ 6:05pm 
dis sucks
xX_Mr.Spytex_Xx_(AUT) Oct 20, 2012 @ 1:44pm 
buttsecks
CyberFan479 Sep 29, 2012 @ 2:21am 
While active: sentry is shielded
On hit: enemy is slowed by 10% for 2 seconds

40% less ammo on wearer
While active: sentry is disabled
Seany2sexy Aug 26, 2012 @ 7:04pm 
shoulde be apart of the gourbot set for scout any one else agree
S.S.Dragon™ Aug 25, 2012 @ 8:33pm 
yes! just because the engi needs another shootable secondary that actually is useful
»LLF« Sai5 Aug 25, 2012 @ 6:32pm 
PHASER, PHAAASER
Wafflepants Jul 12, 2012 @ 5:03pm 
Nice Sniper, nice
ДОКТОР ЗЛО Jul 2, 2012 @ 2:32pm 
Idea: All Class Primary
Name: Overpowered
-100% Bullet, Fire, and Explosive damage
+500% Melee damage
Ortadragon Jun 17, 2012 @ 7:47pm 
process and analyze? sounds like it should show where enemies are if you hit them for a short time
Moodic Apr 30, 2012 @ 7:52pm 
also, FOR 7 SECONDS SHOU LD THE PARALYZE HAPPEN
Moodic Apr 30, 2012 @ 7:52pm 
@ leif krumencher its a joke. it should: 5% chance paralyze enemys and 5% slower reloading. with no random crits
leif_krummenacher Apr 30, 2012 @ 12:12pm 
nicebrick thats too much to ask for
UnDeadDuckGuy Apr 21, 2012 @ 4:38am 
Doodle?
no random minicrits?
kush_Lord sweet prince Apr 20, 2012 @ 3:00pm 
this should have emacipation effects.
Moodic Apr 20, 2012 @ 12:18am 
IT SHOULD INSTAKILL WITH UNLIMETED AMMO AND 5324758934725689768923476982347% FASTER FIRING SPEED! AS A STOCK WEOPON FOR EVERY CLASS AND NO REALOAD
apekatt Apr 19, 2012 @ 5:39am 
look nice :)
Lil' Slendy Wolf Apr 18, 2012 @ 3:05pm 
well, if they add this, then there wont be only 2 pistols for the engy :D
Yellow Herb Apr 16, 2012 @ 5:44am 
slows target on hit?
-15% damage?
考えAUG  DUDE夢 Apr 14, 2012 @ 5:00pm 
The model itself, is brilliant.

In case it gets added, it should work like the laser guns, but with weaker and faster projectiles.
courierRobbie Apr 13, 2012 @ 1:02am 
How i would picture this is:

+15% damge done
-60% clip size

just like the winger for the scout
Time to Reap Apr 12, 2012 @ 11:40pm 
it needs to also be for scout
Stolen Sweetroll Apr 12, 2012 @ 10:06am 
Parsing Pistol
Level 10 Energy Pistol
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+ 10% Weapon Switch Time
+ 15% Damage Increase
+ Shows enemies health (because the description says you "analyze your enemies.")
- 25% Smaller clip size
- No random Minicrits
DasReject Apr 11, 2012 @ 12:49pm 
I agree with JDBurnie. This looks very nice
Acc3ss Violation Apr 10, 2012 @ 12:12pm 
JDBurnie's stats are a good idea. Nice gun!
JDaleblackburn Apr 10, 2012 @ 11:55am 
For engineer
+10% faster weapon switch
Enemies hit with the bullet are 'tracked', they become a first priority for sentry guns (sentries always shoot them first) and take 30% extra damage from sentries
- 90% clip size (1 bullet per clip, flare gun like reload)
- uses metal as ammo, each shot takes 20 metal
Madokilly Magicky Apr 10, 2012 @ 11:35am 
So I presume if this was more than a skin it would analyze the health on an opponent? or would it be something more like a real scouting tool?
Bes7iA Apr 9, 2012 @ 9:52pm 
it reminds me a nes joystick
ringelwormer Apr 9, 2012 @ 10:15am 
I like its design. Well done.
Lord Biscuit Apr 8, 2012 @ 10:29am 
I had an idea for stats.

Mouse 1 fires a nano bot; which can heal buildings at -25% of the speed of the wrench and disapear after 40 seconds. This also costs 50 metal. The nano bots could also be fired at players and act kind of like a bleed effect, doing 5 damage every second for 10 seconds.

Mouse 2 fires like a shotgun using 10 metal, with a 1.5 or 2 second reload after 4 shots.