Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The Pipe Dream
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348 Comments
Radish Jan 10 @ 5:10pm 
Proposed stats:
+20% firing speed
+25% clip size (making it 5)
-10% damage penalty
Grenades detonate 1.5 second later than normal

And I agree, Valve should stop updating new melee weapons for the demoman.
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Regorek Jun 18, 2013 @ 3:24pm 
+Infinite Clip
-Cannot fire grenades until previous one has detonated

Greatly benefits accuracy, removes area denial that rollers gives you as the most noticeable downside, and is a simple incomparable to the grenade launcher.
Heavybadger May 20, 2013 @ 3:31am 
Lets hope this gets in game and valve dont give it stupid stats like with the loch n load and finally give us a decent grenade launcher other than the standard one. STOP WITH ALL THE ABSOLUTELY STUPID AMOUNTS OF HATS AND MISCS AND ACTUALLY ADD SOMETHING GAME CHANGING AND SIGNIFICANT FOR ONCE.
Zurath Hord Oct 15, 2012 @ 2:38am 
One of the best GL on the workshop.
RCNovak Sep 20, 2012 @ 3:04pm 
VALVE: More Explosives for the Demomen. STOP IT WITH THE AXES AND SWORDS.
♥Dappy Chan♥ Aug 19, 2012 @ 9:01pm 
THIS IS REALLY AMAZING. It must get into TF2.
AdaMilk Aug 14, 2012 @ 8:54am 
Please, Valve. Demoman needs more Primary weapons. All he has is a Loch N' Load, which is complete crap.
Gummy Groin Jun 12, 2012 @ 10:21pm 
See?
KarkasMolenKlok ( <) Jun 5, 2012 @ 2:26pm 
I think the crack looks great personally
allied_gamer Jun 4, 2012 @ 6:08pm 
it looks amazing. i personally dont like the crack, but i really dont mind it.
Old Spice Apr 24, 2012 @ 4:27am 
nice
KarkasMolenKlok ( <) Apr 20, 2012 @ 11:16am 
Oh hey there you dirty girl...let's go blow stuff up together...oooh your housing is cracked...someone's been bad
Spy Apr 19, 2012 @ 2:08pm 
valve put this in game or ill DESTROY YOU WITH DESTRON GAS
Ethan Apr 18, 2012 @ 7:24am 
The barrel fills a little too much of the screen, but otherwise it should be included
Shot Caller Apr 17, 2012 @ 3:53pm 
Wish they'd make a pill launcher that had a shorter autodetonation time on pills. Maybe it could have a smaller mag or do less damage on direct hits. It'd be a happy medium between the 2 they have ATM.
Voodo133 Apr 15, 2012 @ 9:18pm 
The first person view makes it look a little bulky, I think the radius of the ammo container should be slimmed down just a bit
It's Precipitating NaCl Apr 14, 2012 @ 1:43am 
Valve it would be a mighty large shame if you didn't add this weapon
Ethan Apr 6, 2012 @ 11:41am 
If they have a limit on the stickies e.g. 2 on the map, it will be balanced as they can only get one kill
Big Moist Apr 5, 2012 @ 6:56pm 
There's gotta be a damage reduction on this thing. The whole reason they took the stock tube down from six to four shots was for balance. All these noobs in the comments beggin for damage bonuses with a six shot spam cannon are begging for a huge game imbalance. If they put this in the game without a damage penalty I'll be very VERY surprised. The stock demo stuff is probably the best (excluding melee weapons) just because of how perfectly balanced they are. This thing is going to be a nightmare without a damage and/or a firing speed penalty.
Asbo™ Apr 5, 2012 @ 5:38am 
I'm gonna punch gaben if this weapon will not be accepted and equipped with better stats than stock one :3
yung vandi Apr 4, 2012 @ 6:16pm 
epic! ADD
Doctor Sawbones Apr 4, 2012 @ 4:01pm 
well, it was about time someone used this name!
Ethan Apr 4, 2012 @ 1:43pm 
looks awesome
Storebror Apr 4, 2012 @ 11:49am 
i REALLY hope there are coming more damage bonus weapons in the game and this gun looks perfect to get that i mean look at the pictures!
Annoying dog Apr 4, 2012 @ 12:31am 
why does everyone shun lnl and sco res? them>stock.
Dafuq ? (DK) Apr 3, 2012 @ 11:55am 
really want it in the game hope it winns :)
Daisuke Apr 3, 2012 @ 11:27am 
I hope this gun has a damage bonus and not a stupid penalty attribute on it... Like almost every weapon in the game has damage penalty, there's less damage bonus weapons...
<TTeHcuoHep> Apr 3, 2012 @ 8:09am 
5000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000+
Ten Apr 2, 2012 @ 12:24pm 
Thanks for the mod!
Cable Apr 2, 2012 @ 4:37am 
Looks EPIC 5 STARS!
Chaosprism Apr 1, 2012 @ 7:56am 
I agree not enough primary weapons for demo, I think one with short fuse explosives (half the time) would be interesting.. Also some different sorts of ammo wouldnt go astray, gas grenades, nerve gas, incendiary grenades, liquid nitrogen canisters etc
Double_D Mar 31, 2012 @ 10:19am 
they should make this because there is only loch in load other than the normal grenade launcher
Example Mar 31, 2012 @ 5:14am 
oh, it is great because class Demoman hasnt any fine weapon for item slot secondary!
I want to see it in the game but i think it will cost in Mann Co fot 9.99$/ i cant give such money
VicenarySolid Mar 31, 2012 @ 4:11am 
awesome gun, i wish it will be in the game )
Turboblazer Mar 30, 2012 @ 8:03pm 
Demoman getting a new, non-melee weapon? Now that IS a pipe dream!
wizard Mar 30, 2012 @ 7:41pm 
Sweet
Curry Mar 30, 2012 @ 5:18pm 
cool
BlueberryDonut Mar 30, 2012 @ 5:01pm 
Love the First Hand View
Druida  [author] Mar 30, 2012 @ 4:29pm 
@[]Morpher787[]: Well, first of all, do you know to use any 3D modelling program? If you don't and don't feel like learning right now, you'll have to get into making concepts. If you want to learn, the people at polycount.com can help you out. If you just don't know how to put it into the game, you can ask at the polycount tf2 thread or at the emporium thread in facepunch.

In this case, SgtR007 did all the 3D work and I did the concept+textures because I don't know how to model (I should take the time to learn though).
Abdullah Jr. ♂ Mar 30, 2012 @ 4:08pm 
looks really good
Kiristen Steward Mar 30, 2012 @ 3:28pm 
any tips for a person trying to make a weapon?
koopa Mar 30, 2012 @ 3:25pm 
Very nice!
Sigma Mar 30, 2012 @ 3:17pm 
Great model!
Sigma Mar 30, 2012 @ 3:15pm 
neat!
YoelRR Mar 30, 2012 @ 3:14pm 
parese el lansagranadas normal no me gusta
Demomon457 Mar 30, 2012 @ 3:03pm 
THIS LOOKS...AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!