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The Amputee Paradox
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274 Comments
Queen Luna Feb 23 @ 6:34am 
I'd TOTTALLY WEAR THESE if they came in Strange ofcourse.
Ryarod Feb 22 @ 9:58pm 
This is absolutely amazing! Wow. Please have my zealous upvote, allong with my own following.

I swear, if this makes it onto the market, I'll be on lookout with the full intention of purchasing it.
ttebbs916 Oct 27, 2016 @ 9:39pm 
This is a cool awesome thing to wear on scout so
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MattehWizard Jul 2, 2016 @ 10:06am 
Was made 3 years ago.... Still hasent got a fucking mod download
PinkPilot May 21, 2016 @ 6:36pm 
I like how its on the fastest class (its saying even if you have amputated legs you can still run fast and stuff like that) just dont give it to heavy and this will be great
OgglGoGs Jan 7, 2016 @ 3:33am 
the best thing to wear while gunning your enemy's from behind a bathroom door.
TheYoungDreamer Jan 6, 2016 @ 4:16pm 
Dreams don't need legs. that is a grand thing to say... or type. I feel Valve would want to help as much as possible with your charity idea.
Jan 4, 2016 @ 9:20am 
tbh i think this would be great, it'll make amputees seem less weak and more strong and cool

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G'eZz. ♏ Oct 13, 2015 @ 2:58pm 
This is wrong..... u are make fun of ppl that dont have legs... this is wrong... very wrong,
={🐺UIA🐾}=[REACH] Laz0r$hir Jul 6, 2015 @ 12:41pm 
This acually makes sense because these Amputee legs acually make people faster because they are lighter and it springs you off the ground. Pretty cool and it should already be in TF2.
Though it would also be cool to see this as a skin if it doesnt get added. Either way its still cool.
Disco Stu (zachft) Oct 20, 2014 @ 5:32pm 
I guess a bullsquid ate his legs too?
Beacons Sep 28, 2014 @ 2:17pm 
Poor little tink tink....
zketchbyk Sep 2, 2014 @ 5:21am 
stats:

1- pair of legs on wearer
sraeg Aug 8, 2014 @ 2:48pm 
Description:
Fuck you pyro, I got metal!
Daniel560928 Jun 11, 2014 @ 1:18pm 
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Blazeye Apr 23, 2014 @ 5:35pm 
Awesome item, especially with the charity pledge. Hope ya get a job soon!
Doggo The Great Feb 26, 2014 @ 11:03am 
This Looks Good And Suports Amputeed People
Mildish Sambino Feb 18, 2014 @ 11:02am 
Disclaimer Notice: Re-anactments of Oscar Pistorius will result in VAC Ban
lemons Feb 18, 2014 @ 3:51am 
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Benadryl Cubbage Patch Jan 10, 2014 @ 4:23am 
messing with the hitboxes? by how it looks, not soo much really

hopefully this does get added though :)
Grape Tomato Nov 28, 2013 @ 11:55pm 
However cool this is, it would mess with the Scout's hitboxes just a bit too much, no...?
Wolver Nov 7, 2013 @ 5:24pm 
This was a fantastic idea with great execution and props to sending most of the profit to charity!
Omegamario Nov 5, 2013 @ 3:08am 
Seeing as money is going to supporting paraplegics then I'd be more than happy to hope this does get into TF2
Legend27isthenameofmycat Nov 3, 2013 @ 7:00pm 
omg love this
-GodZy- Oct 26, 2013 @ 7:33am 
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Ghoul Cat Lenny Oct 25, 2013 @ 9:35pm 
Scout is my lemon scented waifu
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SolROMAN RIP Sep 6, 2013 @ 8:51pm 
"Fastest thing on no legs!"
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Gswizzle Aug 31, 2013 @ 9:39pm 
awesome it should be in TF2
Jäeger Aug 27, 2013 @ 12:38pm 
That looks REALLY cool, And the money they'd make selling those could be sent to charities FOR kids with that handiccap
Gort The Mighty Aug 26, 2013 @ 4:27pm 
*Cough* Emi...
Nauotit Aug 26, 2013 @ 1:16pm 
If this have no problems of cliping (Like Bodygroup with Legs), I hope this will be added to Mann Co. Store (not in stoopid crates).
ANDTHAT'SWHYCOMPANIESARETHRIVING Aug 26, 2013 @ 12:22pm 
This is awesome. Good work :D
M5 Aug 25, 2013 @ 6:45pm 
srtupid ugly shiyho it can have so much likes...
Gay the Pray Away Aug 25, 2013 @ 6:00pm 
Valve, from a sick kid who respects and admires those who also fight their own bodies for control, please make this a reality.
levi1310 Aug 25, 2013 @ 3:04pm 
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Scarabee Aug 25, 2013 @ 2:03pm 
I didn't know Eli would be in this game.. :\
Frollette Aug 24, 2013 @ 8:53pm 
KEEP UPVOTING

WHY IS THIS ON PAGE 8?!
Funky dude Aug 24, 2013 @ 3:44pm 
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Braxy Aug 23, 2013 @ 7:27am 
Feel your pain ⱣøϞλ Pyro...
top percentage rattata Aug 23, 2013 @ 5:19am 
LÄTTÄJALKA
The Deer King Aug 22, 2013 @ 6:48pm 
...valve still wont add ponies though...
The Deer King Aug 22, 2013 @ 6:48pm 
you sir have a grand heart and a talent for modeling