The Amputee Paradox
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[RTF]Dr.Pebus Sep 2 @ 5:21am 
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1- pair of legs on wearer
Braingears Aug 8 @ 2:48pm 
Description:
Fuck you pyro, I got metal!
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Blazeye Apr 23 @ 5:35pm 
Awesome item, especially with the charity pledge. Hope ya get a job soon!
DOGE Pizzahunter32 {RealFG} Feb 26 @ 11:03am 
This Looks Good And Suports Amputeed People
SamuelWats0n Feb 18 @ 11:02am 
Disclaimer Notice: Re-anactments of Oscar Pistorius will result in VAC Ban
Lemon-senpai™ Feb 18 @ 3:51am 
[The Smell of Lemons Intensifies]
Heisenbobby Jan 28 @ 5:28pm 
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Couock Cubbage Jan 10 @ 4:23am 
messing with the hitboxes? by how it looks, not soo much really

hopefully this does get added though :)
Grape Tomato Nov 28, 2013 @ 11:55pm 
However cool this is, it would mess with the Scout's hitboxes just a bit too much, no...?
Wolver Nov 7, 2013 @ 5:24pm 
This was a fantastic idea with great execution and props to sending most of the profit to charity!
Omegamario (Birthday) Nov 5, 2013 @ 3:08am 
Seeing as money is going to supporting paraplegics then I'd be more than happy to hope this does get into TF2
._. ok Nov 3, 2013 @ 7:00pm 
omg love this
-GodZy- Oct 26, 2013 @ 7:33am 
stalker half life 2
Ghoul Cat Lenny Oct 25, 2013 @ 9:35pm 
Scout is my lemon scented waifu
Treebender Gone forever :( Oct 18, 2013 @ 5:00pm 
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Treebender Gone forever :( Oct 18, 2013 @ 4:59pm 
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PRINCESS MOLESTIA Oct 13, 2013 @ 12:19pm 
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Sweetroll Nova Oct 7, 2013 @ 11:15pm 
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Eggs And Bacon Sep 6, 2013 @ 8:51pm 
"Fastest thing on no legs!"
ZoopDogg Sep 6, 2013 @ 6:51pm 
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Dr.PetPyroShark(purple) Aug 31, 2013 @ 9:39pm 
awesome it should be in TF2
✯ Jäeger ✯ Aug 27, 2013 @ 12:38pm 
That looks REALLY cool, And the money they'd make selling those could be sent to charities FOR kids with that handiccap
Gort The Mighty Aug 26, 2013 @ 4:27pm 
*Cough* Emi...
Nauotit c: Aug 26, 2013 @ 1:16pm 
If this have no problems of cliping (Like Bodygroup with Legs), I hope this will be added to Mann Co. Store (not in stoopid crates).
BroCones Aug 26, 2013 @ 12:22pm 
This is awesome. Good work :D
mawer555#1002 pans Aug 25, 2013 @ 6:45pm 
srtupid ugly shiyho it can have so much likes...
GtPA Aug 25, 2013 @ 6:00pm 
Valve, from a sick kid who respects and admires those who also fight their own bodies for control, please make this a reality.
levi1310 Aug 25, 2013 @ 3:04pm 
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Scarabee Aug 25, 2013 @ 2:03pm 
I didn't know Eli would be in this game.. :\
Frollette Aug 24, 2013 @ 8:53pm 
KEEP UPVOTING

WHY IS THIS ON PAGE 8?!
JAMM is the NOT best Aug 24, 2013 @ 3:44pm 
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night_bandit Aug 23, 2013 @ 7:27am 
Feel your pain ⱣøϞλ Pyro...
Doritos Ostrich Aug 23, 2013 @ 5:19am 
LÄTTÄJALKA
Caustic RipFirΞ Aug 22, 2013 @ 6:48pm 
...valve still wont add ponies though...
Caustic RipFirΞ Aug 22, 2013 @ 6:48pm 
you sir have a grand heart and a talent for modeling
Frollette Aug 22, 2013 @ 6:10pm 
AHHHH I LOVE IT

please add it its actually kinda neat-o and its for a good cause!
it'll look great with the cross comm... idk why i just think it will... :3
Neil, Intergalactic Grandpa Aug 21, 2013 @ 9:03am 
molasses.... you REALLY have to bring it there? Just because this item is 2 Amputee legs means it's inspired off of an Olympics runner who was an amputee and killed his girlfriend? That's offensive.
Lizerd Home, But Busy Aug 20, 2013 @ 3:04pm 
Valve, please add this now, Because it's
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He says 75% of profit is going to charity, and I quote, "All the power and support to those suffering with paraplegia and disability in their lives. Stay strong guys ! :)". Think about it. All those poor people with a missing leg(s) can see some hope and comfort. I say we should add this for the comfort of others. Imagine, one of the greatest characters in TF2 and gaming generally could make others positive. He is not making fun, he is supporting disabled people.
Talisign Aug 20, 2013 @ 8:28am 
I have a friend who got a leg amputated, and I think this is nice. I can see someone finding it offensive and it will be wierd that the scout would still gib legs. Other than that, It is pretty cool.
A.Hadronulty Aug 20, 2013 @ 7:55am 
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TheBusyBumbler Aug 20, 2013 @ 1:06am 
c'mon valve...think of the children!
Ryuga_knight Aug 19, 2013 @ 11:47pm 
Valve add this. This guy is giving a huge ammount back to the community. and if not think of it from a buissness stand point, by adding this and maybe making a small donation too you guys get some good publisity for TF2 and the company as a whole! Heck maybe go one more and make it so people who donate through you get this item in Genuine Value! The money goes to people who want it, you look better in the eyes of the people and TF2 players get a nice new item, EVERYBODY WINS!
[The Real] Two Fiddy Aug 19, 2013 @ 1:53pm 
He says 75% of profit is going to charity, and I quote, "All the power and support to those suffering with paraplegia and disability in their lives. Stay strong guys ! :)". Think about it. All those poor people with a missing leg(s) can see some hope and comfort. I say we should add this for the comfort of others. Imagine, one of the greatest characters in TF2 and gaming generally could make others positive. He is not making fun, he is supporting disabled people.
Porkkana-Boy™ |FiN| Aug 19, 2013 @ 9:13am 
dark...
perrryz Aug 19, 2013 @ 5:50am 
This is a good item but I think some people might find this offensive.. I don't believe Valve will add this.
Barron Von RipDick Aug 19, 2013 @ 5:26am 
This Looks great! Love the idea, but I would have it as a wep, not a Misc. Higher jump, no or way less fall damage, falling on someone deals damage. But for negitives... You are missing parts of your legs, so you are lighter, thus air blasts should knock you much ferther back.
Not-So-Lucky Luke Aug 18, 2013 @ 2:56pm 
shortly after scout won the running olypics, scout killed his girlfriend and told everybody it was self defense