Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The Flying Tort-tress
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steve-o Sep 1 @ 10:12pm 
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steve-o Sep 1 @ 10:11pm 
it so cute it deadly omfg
* MomSpaghetti * Jun 27 @ 9:21am 
I have a weird blend of, this is the cutest thing ever and wtf
OCEANMAN Sep 24, 2016 @ 7:22am 
this is the cutest thing ever a war tortoise
TopHatTurtle May 31, 2016 @ 3:50pm 
OMG VAVLE PLZ ADD THIS
Autism May 27, 2016 @ 5:27pm 
Tbh, I think It should be a taunt Where a ton of these Tort-Tresses come flying by the Taunter like a Parade with the Taunter Saluting it. Could make a good Group tant where Others can Salute it too. But that's just my Opinion. 10/10 Would want to see this added.
ORANG May 25, 2016 @ 4:55am 
i really hope this gets added
Jar Jar Kinks Feb 16, 2016 @ 10:28pm 
this made my day. Well done, amigo.
TotallyGnarGnar Jan 19, 2016 @ 4:50pm 
Valve...... Add this...... Please......... I need this.......
Alanis Tharon Sep 25, 2015 @ 3:07pm 
Too cute :3
Sexy ass cat Jan 10, 2015 @ 4:11am 
I would have theis equiped all the time!
The Lag is Killing Me Dec 21, 2014 @ 9:34pm 
OMG THATS AMAZING
Lyfe Sep 20, 2014 @ 2:50pm 
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Mugnum Aug 15, 2014 @ 10:09am 
KIROV REPORTING
paddy Jul 29, 2014 @ 12:02am 
add this now valve
The Pizza is B O N E L E S S Jul 20, 2014 @ 10:01am 
its so cute my heads gonna explode!!!!
Very sick man Jul 8, 2014 @ 1:05am 
Goddamit this is amazingly cute
Explosive Melon Jun 28, 2014 @ 12:47am 
Tortoises are cool.
HYMN 312 Jun 26, 2014 @ 9:51pm 
'murica
fraud Jun 20, 2014 @ 10:58am 
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Squigly Apr 22, 2014 @ 12:21pm 
THIS IS SO FAHKING AWESOME
zoom Apr 19, 2014 @ 5:41pm 
ER. MER. GERD.

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Outcast_Fox Feb 3, 2014 @ 8:45pm 
as tourge said "AND IT WILL BE AWESOME!"
The_Albino_Swashbuckler Jan 28, 2014 @ 1:30pm 
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ALI=3NS Jan 28, 2014 @ 12:56am 
SO CUTE! :3
Mike hunt Jan 27, 2014 @ 5:38pm 
WE NEED THIS!!!!! this is the best misc ive ever seen!! i hope valve adds it in the next update.
Manifest Breastiny Jan 25, 2014 @ 8:29pm 
replace the baloon with helicopter blades and ill start throwing money
Honey Badger Jan 11, 2014 @ 10:51pm 
That is adorable, but imagine if it could fight for you, but lets be honest, that won't happen but i damn hope this item does
Chromatrope Dec 12, 2013 @ 11:20pm 
Inspired by Tank the tortoise?
HEINZ MUSTARD Dec 12, 2013 @ 7:24am 
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turtlebyte Oct 30, 2013 @ 10:14am 
This is such a good change to the game, this misc works really well, and I can see people really liking it. I mean c'mon, who doesn't love turtles?
bobsled312 Oct 16, 2013 @ 7:17pm 
Add it!
Murtle Oct 16, 2013 @ 6:02pm 
ADD IT VALVE! i want it beacause i love turtles as you can tell from my profile pic
Cosmic Collision Oct 13, 2013 @ 12:44pm 
add it!
Seal Lord Oct 9, 2013 @ 3:49am 
This is genius, why isn't it a thing yet? VALVE!
Rocket Pop™ Oct 2, 2013 @ 1:51pm 
We know valve is doing something wrong when they dont add things from the workshop into game that people actualy want.
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Lord Nanfoodle Sep 28, 2013 @ 8:23pm 
"Ohh! Y, y, Oh, really? You really want a pet? Really? 'Cause I've got so many wonderful choices at my house!! Oh, and I know you'll just love them! And they'll love you!! Oh, and you'll be best friends forever and ever!! Oh!"

Don't know why, but that was my very first thought upon seeing this...
Cosmic Collision Sep 28, 2013 @ 11:22am 
add this
Double Octopus Sep 2, 2013 @ 9:35pm 
GOOD GOD THIS IS WONDERFULL