Bonk Boy - Paintable!
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Australian Helioptile Feb 9 @ 11:49pm 
For 4+ years, the Bonk Boy remains unpaintable because Valve is a penis.
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xxkapamikey222xx Nov 1, 2014 @ 8:37pm 
Make it happen Valve!
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Legit Slayer Oct 24, 2014 @ 8:30am 
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Darkest Oct 20, 2014 @ 1:41pm 
Bang I recently started a new post on reddit if you would like to add it to your links. Here is the link

Reddit Short Link:
http://redd.it/2jr2eg
Reddit Actual Link:
http://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/2jr2eg/paintable_bonk_boy_in_workshop_check_it_out/
Dynamo Oct 18, 2014 @ 6:23pm 
I would really enjoy this, actually. I'd love to paint Bonk Boy purple (Deep Commitment) to match my Soda Popper's Crit-a-Cola can. Another great submission, BANG! Hopefully it gets added... someday. +Support.
✡ૐSniper-Flyૐ✡ Oct 18, 2014 @ 10:35am 
i wish
Tırıvır Oct 11, 2014 @ 8:46am 
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Slynx Oct 11, 2014 @ 3:45am 
ADD THIS VALVE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!
Capnlatenight Sep 30, 2014 @ 2:31pm 
Good enough.
Darkest Sep 30, 2014 @ 2:12pm 
I also agree that there should be a way to change the color of wings in the back
Darkest Sep 30, 2014 @ 2:09pm 
This is the main reason that the Bonk boy isn't my Dream Scout unusual! Because I can't paint it! I love the look of it, it fits so great with the Hermes because of the Swiftness feel to it! Please valve I beg you to fix the bonk boy and make it paintable. Please!!!!!!
Jeff The Clown Aug 2, 2014 @ 10:14pm 
i dont think valve would go for this considering they've never made a hat from a collection paintable. it goes against their style
Mars Almighty! Jul 9, 2014 @ 2:54am 
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If you don't add this valve you'll suffer pro-pain
Chilly_ Jun 4, 2014 @ 2:51am 
Wow, Now i might have a white Bonk Boy, that fits my Max head.
Coke May 17, 2014 @ 12:10am 
@TrollFromUnderground This is simply a fix for the bonk boy not being paintable. SO YOU need to WAKE UP!
xXPROKINGSHOTXx Apr 29, 2014 @ 1:57pm 
they aredy added this wake up
TheNoobThatWas Apr 4, 2014 @ 5:05pm 
I'm still waiting for Valve to add this.
Kinetic Vibe Apr 3, 2014 @ 2:39pm 
If you could paint the Bonk Boy I'd own at least 3 of them! I want this!
i support this idea by 99.9% cause i like to go one step back before being 100% with something.
Ronald Jennings Mar 1, 2014 @ 11:14pm 
#lebronjames
Nipples Mar 1, 2014 @ 8:50am 
Dont paint it black. You will have a broken nose if you do
Lucas︻デ═一 Feb 9, 2014 @ 2:42pm 
it's real but just paintable
Coolkidmanboysquirt [PHG] Jan 10, 2014 @ 5:49pm 
its a real item on tf2 go buy it on mann co store
luke Jan 8, 2014 @ 1:59pm 
How do i get mods for tf2
Fizz Soda Jan 3, 2014 @ 5:47pm 
how do i get money in tf2 or do i hvae to use real life money?
TheNoobThatWas Dec 30, 2013 @ 2:05pm 
Maybe it will get added when VALVe gets their shit together. It took them how many years to fix the Warrior's Spirit shadows?
ne0staryt Nov 27, 2013 @ 9:25am 
A D D I T !

It's awesome
ROMAF Cloud ツ Nov 27, 2013 @ 6:33am 
This is awesome!! Add it, please
Australian Helioptile Nov 13, 2013 @ 11:42pm 
Valve, stop ignoring this for god's sake! Add it in already! You made many other cosmetics paintable, but not this?! The Bolt Boy's paintable for crying out loud!
Yeezy Nov 10, 2013 @ 10:34am 
Yes pls
Finn_ Nov 10, 2013 @ 8:37am 
wish valve would add this
Danté Nov 8, 2013 @ 4:32pm 
epic but valve won't add this
Taser, Shiny Hunter! ⇋HG-A⇌ Nov 5, 2013 @ 11:44am 
That gold Bonk Boy looks sexy
TheNoobThatWas Nov 5, 2013 @ 7:58am 
And Valve never adds this and everyone gets depressed. The End.
[FOXHOUND] Revolver Ocelot Oct 18, 2013 @ 5:38pm 
How would Team Spirit Differ from the default color? I guess Valve would do something about it. I'v seen some items that have team colors but that also differ from the team spirit paint.
It_Is_Me Oct 1, 2013 @ 8:40pm 
plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz add this
inactive Sep 25, 2013 @ 11:33am 
*insert retarded ascii art here 50000 times over* YES VALVE PLZ ADD
Nauotit c: Sep 18, 2013 @ 10:09am 
Why is the Bolt Boy paintable if the original item, the Bonk Boy, is not?
payday Sep 14, 2013 @ 10:07am 
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Smalls Sep 10, 2013 @ 4:17pm 
I would love to add the australium gold bonk boy to my "All Gold Everything" set.
CraZed Sep 7, 2013 @ 2:50am 
they just have to add this, and i think white one would look awsome with fast learner.
Captain Sonic Boom Sep 3, 2013 @ 3:48pm 
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[OPP] Dacalsta Sep 2, 2013 @ 11:58am 
now that we can have this misc in strange, it's would be the next step to make it paintable
Ben Been Yestin Aug 27, 2013 @ 2:36am 
Looks like a super hero, Lots of people will have this, Nice work
Dr. Hotel Mario Aug 26, 2013 @ 1:40pm 
Why are we not funding this!!
Corey Aug 17, 2013 @ 7:50pm 
Awesome
-=OWN=- SimplySmashing Aug 8, 2013 @ 12:31pm 
EPIC