Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

Burner's Brew
361 Comments
404_coffee.exe May 23, 2022 @ 7:28am 
portable coffee machines are very nice :D
frankenpiggy Feb 23, 2019 @ 1:40am 
is blissful brew beans
Plink Feb 22, 2019 @ 3:22pm 
Why is this considered nsfw to most audiences?
Sgt Puncake Jan 3, 2017 @ 10:06am 
HOLY! omfg THIS IS AWESOME! i ALMOST like this better than the creamator's colas
BIK_ Aug 26, 2015 @ 3:34pm 
My new favorite cosmetic!!!
lichen Apr 5, 2015 @ 8:10am 
I LOVE COFFEE
bloxy jola Oct 10, 2014 @ 2:23pm 
cute
brerbo Aug 2, 2014 @ 8:00am 
I wish this was in the game...
Crystalitar Aug 17, 2013 @ 3:49am 
would be a reason to kill a pyro a little later
greaseman Aug 11, 2013 @ 9:03pm 
Can we please get a mod?
Anonymous Aug 5, 2013 @ 4:09am 
most genius misc ever
bosstones Jul 17, 2013 @ 5:48pm 
Any chance you could turn this into a mod?
Dat One Freakin' Raichu Jun 4, 2013 @ 5:47pm 
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A Bot Named You Nov 28, 2012 @ 7:10pm 
I have no clue why this didn't get accepted last year
Toasty5050 Nov 17, 2012 @ 7:58am 
nice :DDDDD is good
zach :) Nov 14, 2012 @ 1:28pm 
you get what you pay for
Domesticon Nov 13, 2012 @ 8:54pm 
Good for them late nite scorch sessions...

there, a free description for you.
cb - earl slander Oct 25, 2012 @ 5:52pm 
Truly amazing.
arly803 Oct 24, 2012 @ 5:50pm 
make a wepons set based around it
xRO Sep 25, 2012 @ 4:31pm 
OMFG ! I WANT IT !
ba dorin vreau sho sa ma joc Sep 23, 2012 @ 12:24am 
Just epic.
Deathmask97 Sep 14, 2012 @ 10:25pm 
Still surprised you haven't called the coffee version "French Roast" yet.
Count Ejacula Sep 13, 2012 @ 5:10pm 
this is epic IT MUST HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
DracoMeteor Sep 13, 2012 @ 3:54pm 
Put a cooler name on top of the cofee one
getheth Sep 8, 2012 @ 1:05pm 
the pyro and the medic need new back packs badly
juul Sep 2, 2012 @ 3:33pm 
brilliant
Master Steeze Aug 26, 2012 @ 5:25pm 
This is Beasty I would buy it in a heartbeat.
Toadslap Aug 26, 2012 @ 1:31pm 
Perfect in every way.
Cosmic Platypus Aug 10, 2012 @ 5:56am 
I know its kinda something to ask, but could maybe have a shot anamation or a little sound like the boston boom box? Maybe a blending sound for the blissful blend, and cosy cocoa could have a short pouring animation into the cup and the sound for it pouring. The cup dosnt need to fill though. And if it isnt already, could you make it jiggleboned? Those would make it alot cooler.
Nyanch Aug 6, 2012 @ 8:04pm 
Hey guys,
did you know that valve decides the effects and description?
Skelefellah Aug 2, 2012 @ 8:58pm 
I honestly believe this sort of fits how Pyro is. Not sure why, but I love the hell out of it completely.
Cyberninja Jul 15, 2012 @ 4:38pm 
It has coffeee now? GIMME!
insect Incognito Jul 8, 2012 @ 11:57pm 
i really want this!!! i think its brilliant... does it have a genteel smoke effect? i think it fits the design... anyway id love to have this in game
Wizzard Jul 7, 2012 @ 6:00pm 
I need this like I need a cup every morning
bussy blaster 69 Jul 5, 2012 @ 3:32pm 
Whoah, I love this!
necRo Jun 27, 2012 @ 3:50am 
I WOULD TOTALY BUY THIS!!
A Snek Jun 25, 2012 @ 2:59am 
10% chance of taunting with misc item results in the Pyro 'sipping' some coffee through his mask.
Just a thought.
Coolgame8013 Jun 22, 2012 @ 12:28pm 
This should give your Team mates a 10 Sec Speed boost if near said item
Kiss-shot Jun 16, 2012 @ 12:47am 
Description:

"Is your team getting tired from keeping the 1st point away from the other team? Is your team over worked from pushing the cart for 2 rounds straight? Well you don't need to worry about that anymore! This keeps those lolly gaggers awake enough to humilate those not wise enough to buy this Coffee dispencer! Just don't let the scout get a hold of it"

Probably not the best description, but what do you think?
Aggro! Jun 2, 2012 @ 4:05pm 
so many good items on the workshop.... WHY CANT I EQUIP ALL OF THEM!? D:
cat May 30, 2012 @ 2:04pm 
Oh my god I want this so much...
nimmy jeutron May 29, 2012 @ 10:37am 
Can i have some Coffee Please :D?
nimmy jeutron May 29, 2012 @ 10:36am 
Pretty Good
PomFritzen May 29, 2012 @ 5:42am 
This is my favorite item of the entire workshop
˙͜>˙ May 28, 2012 @ 12:44pm 
that is...... F*CKING AWESOME
NBC Koishi May 28, 2012 @ 4:35am 
hey can we get a cup of coffee for the sniper?
z0zo May 22, 2012 @ 8:04am 
Do want. And a hot-coffee spewer. Anyone who's ever spilled coffee on themselves knows it's a lethal weapon.
Mudkip May 9, 2012 @ 1:29pm 
How about a hot coffee spewer?
Burner Apr 30, 2012 @ 8:08am 
For me!! HAZZZZZZAAAAAA
Aspen Apr 26, 2012 @ 1:31pm 
I want itttt ;w;