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Meet The Helper: Cameron Apr 9 @ 3:46pm 
*Slams Hand On Desk*

I need this! It's... Beautiful!..

*Sobs Violently Due To The Amount of Beauty*
Batgirl ❤R Oct 15, 2014 @ 9:58pm 
Vgameboy00 Jul 17, 2014 @ 10:18am 
Well then
♫♪Octavia♪♫™ Jul 16, 2014 @ 12:41am 
This is show as part of a set... yet We arnt linked to the rest of the set? :,c
GitsN'Shiggles( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Jun 22, 2014 @ 10:22pm 
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Tebarius Folly Jun 22, 2014 @ 9:24am 
Haha reminds me of the hunter in Jurassic Park. Love it!
Winter Medic Jun 21, 2014 @ 9:06am 
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SweetSorrow45 Jun 14, 2014 @ 9:49am 
draw me like one of your french spies XD
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monsieur_Spanner Apr 20, 2014 @ 3:00am 
It's look like pants
HΣrr_Schwαrz Apr 17, 2014 @ 10:22pm 
2sexy 4 2furt.
oddblud Apr 15, 2014 @ 10:01pm 
We need this and the Bush Belly.
One-Handed-Bean Apr 13, 2014 @ 4:09pm 
this looks great, I hope it makes it in the game :D
Space Godzilla Apr 12, 2014 @ 10:47pm 
whats next a woman sniper
The Party Dolphin Apr 11, 2014 @ 7:00pm 
2short4you
красава Apr 11, 2014 @ 1:34am 
крута
Weebasaurus Rex Apr 9, 2014 @ 6:09pm 
Why hasnt this been added yet? It looks fantastic.
Perfect Ruin Apr 9, 2014 @ 7:50am 
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Xander Apr 7, 2014 @ 5:08pm 
OMG PLS vale pls pls the holy name ofeverything ADD THIS!!!!!
cookie Apr 7, 2014 @ 12:09pm 
That rifle is beautiful tho...
spleenyo Apr 6, 2014 @ 6:45pm 
verrrry nice
Brand Name Dolphins Apr 4, 2014 @ 4:40pm 
PLEASE PUT THAT SNIPER RIFLE UP!
bx2 | Exotimes Apr 3, 2014 @ 4:42pm 
i like this idea add this valve
Manny Apr 3, 2014 @ 9:26am 
right behind you
Manny Apr 3, 2014 @ 9:25am 
thunder thighs
Royal_Tenenbaum Apr 3, 2014 @ 8:51am 
Very Aussie. Now add boomerang.
PENIS CUPCAKE [PL] Apr 1, 2014 @ 10:25am 
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SHANSHIRO Apr 1, 2014 @ 4:09am 
sniper look fatter
순하리 Mar 30, 2014 @ 8:04am 
AWESOME!!
Bob Hawke Mar 29, 2014 @ 3:10pm 
this is the perfect Australian item
r0binson Mar 29, 2014 @ 8:33am 
I cannot state any further how much I love this item. Add it, Valve! You know you want to!
sharhoundy Mar 29, 2014 @ 12:04am 
now the sniper wheres Saxton Hale pants
sharhoundy Mar 29, 2014 @ 12:04am 
im not the fashion poliese here but it look great
randonz Mar 26, 2014 @ 7:13pm 
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BahURFACE Mar 25, 2014 @ 10:45pm 
Please, Gaben, do something. You haven't in the past 2 years. Put this in the game. HL3 can wait.
Brand Name Dolphins Mar 25, 2014 @ 10:19pm 
Make that sniper rifle real!
SoullessHeart Mar 25, 2014 @ 12:28am 
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Tickle Beast Mar 22, 2014 @ 5:28pm 
Rifle is fudgin awesome though...
Tickle Beast Mar 22, 2014 @ 5:27pm 
please nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono @bot10 valve has a great excuse. This item is so ugh! I'm sorry the work of the item is great but the item itself is just a bad idea. Sorry.
Chemical Alia  [author] Mar 22, 2014 @ 8:50am 
Where are all of you guys coming from that you're even seeing this old set of ours? Just out of curiosity...
TheAmazingRainbow! Mar 22, 2014 @ 1:56am 
Oooh,simple idea,excellent work:)
|TvM| Koisuki Mar 21, 2014 @ 7:30pm 
would be nice but make his legs skinnier. He's quite skinny
Queen Cloudstreamer Mar 21, 2014 @ 4:07pm 
YEEEEES! I have been waiting for this for so long!!!
BOT10: Per Mortem Elegantia Mar 21, 2014 @ 3:08pm 
Valve, you have NO EXCUSE for not adding this in the next update. Unless you add weapons. But, what's the chance of that ever happening?
[̲̅$̲̅(4K)̲̅$̲̅] Mar 21, 2014 @ 2:02pm 
NICE PUN (High fives a penguin) f'real though, the 2shorts feel 2 short for me. idk
Buck Mar 21, 2014 @ 6:01am 
legs look a lil thick
Materia User Mar 21, 2014 @ 3:18am 
wtf sniper has legs?
Aqua Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Mar 20, 2014 @ 5:22am 
Oh god! Sniper thinks he's sexy! :D Nice misc
Princess Cherry Mar 19, 2014 @ 10:41pm 
Any chance of a download link?