The Boiling Broth
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C0mmanderB6con Nov 5 @ 7:32am 
PLEASE ADD! I'll pay LOTS for it. :)
C0mmanderB6con Oct 12 @ 8:06am 
I like it because: It's Ramen Noodles! What kind of person doesn't like Ramen?
-=[R.T.E]=- Frosterix Pro Sep 20 @ 10:01pm 
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Nipples The Christmas Clown May 21 @ 3:46pm 
Why don't you all just get the retexture? Thats what I did.
mrbooboostank Apr 26 @ 9:13am 
C'mon Valve, this really isn't even adding a weapon. It acts exactly the same as Bonk. :(
Rated up and Favorited :3
-[FF]- CarGUY2014 Jan 12 @ 5:09pm 
Nothing I can say but to say "Valve, add this!"
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HERE COMES THE MONEY Jun 26, 2013 @ 6:06pm 
I'm just going to say it one more time. You guys should work on a purple version for the skin, since Valve's new importer can't add weapons yet.
๖ۣۜDylster #Hype Jun 25, 2013 @ 2:12am 
Please add this Valve :3 I love noodles so this weapon would fit my personality.
LuB.Assassin Jun 21, 2013 @ 8:18pm 
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Red Jun 20, 2013 @ 3:10am 
The Importer now supports weapons. :D
Prof. Twoearle [Kyubitch] Jun 19, 2013 @ 8:31pm 
Boling Broth
Positive:
Player can burn enemies in close range with his combustion after drinking it

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Self-combustion after drinking the broth
+40 Burn time to Player
-10 HP Drainage in 5 seconds
Eren Jaeger Jun 13, 2013 @ 11:07am 
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<calacera  [author] Jun 12, 2013 @ 2:59pm 
Considering what Valve has said about the next update featuring items from the new importer exclusively, and the importer lacking support for weapons, it would seem it's not getting added very soon. Sorry guys.
LET ME OUT Jun 12, 2013 @ 9:34am 
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Basken [LW] Jun 12, 2013 @ 9:11am 
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xxman Jun 11, 2013 @ 1:31am 
stats.
give you health regen for x amout of time
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I agree add it it looks epic!! :)
W/OutFava's Jun 8, 2013 @ 4:26pm 
:3 Japonese Food :3
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Super Saiyan Elmo Ranger Jun 7, 2013 @ 6:55pm 
Also, maybe this should be a hevy weapon. NOM!
Super Saiyan Elmo Ranger Jun 7, 2013 @ 6:54pm 
This should have come with the sleeping dogs pre order special
biglegofan Jun 6, 2013 @ 6:53pm 
i would like if it the noodles gave you an uber
ᴾᴾᴹ MOLDY SANDVICH Jun 6, 2013 @ 6:22pm 
what does it do crit or bonk?
<calacera  [author] Jun 6, 2013 @ 3:56pm 
@Archind Xeal Believe me, we tried. The particles always came out discoloured.
Volatile Targaryen LungDrakkar Jun 6, 2013 @ 3:36pm 
It would have been cool if the Scout actually used the chopsticks to eat the Ramen at a rapid pace.
thRmLWrK Jun 6, 2013 @ 1:49pm 
Good idea.
Suggestion: particles
Tandsticka Jun 6, 2013 @ 8:43am 
NOM!!! Add it! :D
(JS45) f0x Jun 5, 2013 @ 8:26pm 
noodles!
DarkAssassin438™ Jun 5, 2013 @ 8:22pm 
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glowestone1 Jun 5, 2013 @ 2:47pm 
i think it shold blind the enemy fo 30 seconds
that would be cool plus i like the look of it
(SAUC)kmw995 마틴 Jun 5, 2013 @ 7:05am 
well scout this is my opinion don't drink it at once
Acacia Jun 5, 2013 @ 12:14am 
PERFECT!!
Zephyr(LV,M.V) Jun 4, 2013 @ 10:42pm 
Nice!!!
Dovahkiin Jun 4, 2013 @ 7:30pm 
ITS SO BEAUTIFUL :P
Dovahkiin Jun 4, 2013 @ 7:30pm 
so a fire grenade like a molotov?
Dovahkiin Jun 4, 2013 @ 7:29pm 
Lol funy south park refrence
bob. Jun 4, 2013 @ 6:39pm 
you should be able to throw it and set enemies on fire
Snibeti Snabs Jun 4, 2013 @ 4:47pm 
Hehe! I hope you got the irony concerning the chef part. ;)
This is one of my few favourited worshop items and I hope Valve picks it up.
<calacera  [author] Jun 4, 2013 @ 4:11pm 
Valve can just do their own thing with the particles, I guess. The steam really was a bit of an afterthought. Also, I think the broth makes if far more drinkable. I also don't think the Scout meets the quota of a 5-star chef. Just saying.

Also, Lahrkin, Ramen and Instant Noodles are both actually Japanese.
[GMR's FTW] Light of BlooD Jun 4, 2013 @ 1:59pm 
nice!
Snibeti Snabs Jun 4, 2013 @ 1:49pm 
Steam in first and third person needs work imo. It kinda comes out through the foil of the lid instead of the opening and it overall doesn't fit for a steaming pod of noodles. needs to be more or "borader".

Good idea nonetheless.

One last idea: Make the Scout a real chill dude and get rid of the water. A real 5 star chef makes Ramen with half the water so it gets soaked up completely by the noodles. ;P