Wheatley's Tardis - A Short Portal 2 Map
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Paranoid Party Favor  [author] Mar 7 @ 2:17pm 
Play the remake, sp_neon_tardis. It's much better, and more like the Doctor's own TARDIS. Still short, but it's got more to its name than this map does.
Petutski Mar 6 @ 10:47pm 
Very interesting, but too short!
Don Platinum Nov 5, 2014 @ 8:35pm 
Looks like Weatley's partner will have to be a cube. Ha ha ha hahahaaa.
Paranoid Party Favor  [author] Oct 15, 2014 @ 6:17pm 
Pfft. Play my newer TARDIS map, that one's even better.

...though ironically smaller on the inside compared to this one. Well, still bigger than the inside of a police box, and it's what's inside that counts.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=316817373
Stockman52 Oct 15, 2014 @ 10:46am 
its bigger on the inside
Ninja Killer Jul 28, 2014 @ 6:42pm 
Awesome Loved it Wait Does This Mean Wheatly is The Docter
irvin Jun 14, 2014 @ 7:33pm 
that is prety cool very good map
Paranoid Party Favor  [author] May 12, 2014 @ 8:21pm 
How to do a WheatDOS prop_dynamic? Insert a prop_dynamic into the map, open the properties window, double-click the World Model property and search for 'Wheatley' in the Filter bar.
Gort the Grox May 12, 2014 @ 7:46pm 
In response to rarity: yes how?
GameHunter (Youtuber) Apr 30, 2014 @ 8:21pm 
The eye of harmony powers up the TARDIS.
GameHunter (Youtuber) Apr 30, 2014 @ 8:20pm 
It's pretty cool
[Very Clever Name] Feb 27, 2014 @ 3:59pm 
Awesome map
Paranoid Party Favor  [author] Feb 22, 2014 @ 6:47pm 
If you know EXACTLY what a TARDIS is, then you'll know what the Eye of Harmony is.

And the WheatDOS you see is a prop_dynamic, a dynamic prop with animations set to it.
Gort the Grox Feb 22, 2014 @ 1:20pm 
In response to ALLOS: Eye of Harmony? And how do you spawn a wheatley boss?
Paranoid Party Favor  [author] Feb 21, 2014 @ 7:56pm 
Which TARDIS thing? That can be interpreted as multiple things.
Koltin the fox Feb 21, 2014 @ 4:16pm 
how did you do the tardis thing!?
Paranoid Party Favor  [author] Feb 20, 2014 @ 7:03pm 
While walking against the door, jump. You can get stuck on the door frame, and jumping gets you unstuck. And this is all done in the Portal 2 Authoring Tools, AKA Hammer. It was the tool used by Valve to create the main game of Portal 2, and thus, has all the game assets available for use.

And then in response to your second comment you posted just as I was finishing my first reply; I knew less of Doctor Who at the time of making this, but the cube could be interpreted as Wheatley's attempt at making an Eye of Harmony.
Gort the Grox Feb 20, 2014 @ 7:00pm 
Also, why is the companion cube the core of the WheatDIS?
Gort the Grox Feb 20, 2014 @ 7:00pm 
In response to ALLOS: HOW THE HECK IS JUMPING GONNA HELP?!?! Anyway, I`m really confused how you spawn a wheatley boss. I wants to know!
Koltin the fox Feb 17, 2014 @ 12:37pm 
How neat!
Paranoid Party Favor  [author] Feb 9, 2014 @ 4:18pm 
Such a bug is already listed in the description, and a solution to the problem had already been implemented in the map as the button next to the door on the inside. Also, jumping is a thing.
Gort the Grox Feb 9, 2014 @ 9:13am 
I COULDN`T GET OUT!!!!!
ryanbcropper Jan 15, 2014 @ 9:24am 
awesome especially self destruct feature
ganonbros Jan 5, 2014 @ 10:24am 
very good
RJG4200 Dec 29, 2013 @ 4:20am 
oh cool
Paranoid Party Favor  [author] Dec 28, 2013 @ 7:53pm 
The shed was part of what this map originally was before I put in the TARDIS.
RJG4200 Dec 28, 2013 @ 7:46am 
i got through the door but the cube did not it got stuck and blew up with the tardis i was like Nooooooooo but besidesthat it was as cool as a bowtie (place pun here) and what is the shed for across from the tardis?
Paranoid Party Favor  [author] Dec 14, 2013 @ 2:20pm 
The description already mentions this, there was no need to reiterate that.
thepixie3 Dec 14, 2013 @ 12:06am 
its a good map but the fate theat the dor is buggy but a rele good map
nickfury10 Nov 23, 2013 @ 7:39am 
thanks,but that last part,I figured out,cause i saw partial shapes before,hit that button,and tried to get out.
Paranoid Party Favor  [author] Nov 23, 2013 @ 6:41am 
The door is a bit buggy on the way out; you have to push yourself up against it, and while still doing that, jump. Also, if you see partial shapes blocking the door, hit the button on the inside.
nickfury10 Nov 23, 2013 @ 6:24am 
good until I try to get out,the cube makes it,but not me.I keep on dying.and,also,I was downloading portal 2 while the purge was downloading,ugh,longest wait ever,that was before I joined steam,and it was the worst idea ever.
Paranoid Party Favor  [author] Aug 29, 2013 @ 5:27pm 
Well, I've watched three episodes so far, one being a seven minute special.
That's something, right?
Ronbledore is Real 2401 Aug 29, 2013 @ 7:37am 
"The entire point was it being short; hence the title. If I were to make more, I'd need to watch more episodes of Doctor Who."
So why not watch more episodes of Dctor Who then? :D
Paranoid Party Favor  [author] Aug 15, 2013 @ 8:52pm 
Well, let me spill the beans for you then; the Portal 2 Authoring Tools can be found in the Tools section of your Steam browser. Go there, and it should be on the list listed as the Portal 2 Authoring Tools. Download it, and grab a snack or a whole dinner at that, because you know how Steam's download times can be.
★$w@ger★ Aug 15, 2013 @ 6:29pm 
My other friend said The Hammer, is a secret. All information she/he tells me is secret. -.- Like
how many games she/he has is secret. :l
Paranoid Party Favor  [author] Aug 5, 2013 @ 11:30am 
It's the magic of the Portal 2 Authoring Tools. Otherwise known as Hammer. If you want to know for yourself, give the tool a try! It's completely free. Oh, but bit of advice; if you try to run Hammer on a Mac, you're gonna have a bad time.
Borat Aug 5, 2013 @ 8:56am 
How did you do thisi was especting to get teleported to an big house but this is awesome keep going like this buddy ;)
Paranoid Party Favor  [author] Jul 18, 2013 @ 3:26pm 
Don't go asking me for something on that level. I may be good, but I'm not that good.
The Shknifares Jul 18, 2013 @ 8:42am 
it kinda hard to explain what i mean ofmy idea, because i normaly speak french.
The Shknifares Jul 18, 2013 @ 8:42am 
i think it would be awesome to make a completly new game. i want to mean like if yo uwhere in portal 3, you could do as weathley comes back and your do the coop do kill him back
The Shknifares Jul 18, 2013 @ 8:40am 
i know but i wanted to give you an idea
Paranoid Party Favor  [author] Jul 17, 2013 @ 11:38am 
The entire point was it being short; hence the title. If I were to make more, I'd need to watch more episodes of Doctor Who.
The Shknifares Jul 17, 2013 @ 7:03am 
it very nice but i think it too short ifyou can you add more things in the future?
♥CompanionCubeChic♥ Jul 7, 2013 @ 8:22am 
Hello! <3
★$w@ger★ Jun 29, 2013 @ 9:00am 
lol lol lol Oh wait... did I just kill Wheatly? :3 *Party music!*
(ƦAWƦaRFS) Catches07 Jun 24, 2013 @ 2:39pm 
Maybe ALLOs is the future Doctor :)
457zim Jun 24, 2013 @ 2:32pm 
10th doctor was cool (you just quoted him) but honestly, i must say the eleventh doctor is AWESOME he does this and th- no wait... i cant tell you... spoilers...
Paranoid Party Favor  [author] Jun 24, 2013 @ 2:02pm 
I may very well become a whovian. In due time, my friend. Allons-y!