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Beanie in da Garden
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335 Comments
tabuu9 | trade.tf Jan 28 @ 4:55pm 
TRY HARDER YOU FUCKING LAZY-ASS MOTHERFUCKER
NPC Botan ;) Jan 28 @ 5:39am 
It's back lewl
Marlyonama Jan 23 @ 4:14pm 
Looks and sounds horrible. No original assets except those drawn in microsoft paint.
HDZD Dec 26, 2015 @ 12:57pm 
much kid
such gaem
lots autism
Hieronymus Lex Dec 26, 2015 @ 12:56pm 
Cut your genitals and kill yourself, in case you get reanimated, you won't breed.
King of Nigeria Dec 24, 2015 @ 9:21am 
valve please add this to steam. i will buy this game and all of the keys
Platter of Spaghet Dec 24, 2015 @ 9:19am 
this is how aids is transmitted
PoTaT0sK1nZ Dec 8, 2015 @ 3:46pm 
Fuck Witcher,fuck Fallout 4, Fuck MGSV, this shit is GOTY
BananaSquid Dec 2, 2015 @ 7:02pm 
DONGG
"Playing" Nov 24, 2015 @ 5:58pm 
Dong
Menacing Plank Nov 13, 2015 @ 2:55pm 
when did 5 year olds get their hands onto steam greenlight?
Zoo Tycoon Nov 7, 2015 @ 7:11pm 
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DovenGuardVI Nov 2, 2015 @ 5:34am 
I'm over 87,000 eons old.
dulexo Oct 19, 2015 @ 12:35am 
This looks amazing. Honestly would pay $60 if this got on steam. Everyone should upvote this.
Toon Vlux Oct 10, 2015 @ 8:59am 
Wait, what is this? Why did it come back?
Vaapukkamehu Oct 3, 2015 @ 4:17am 
Looks like shitty flashgame
matik452002 Sep 20, 2015 @ 7:41am 
Nuke it with Jim Sterling! It's the only way to be sure it's gone.
bonan Aug 31, 2015 @ 9:03am 
this should be on steam
Karl Pilkington Aug 23, 2015 @ 6:49pm 
just put it on itch.io or newgrounds/kongregate.

VyleKillius Aug 11, 2015 @ 5:10pm 
Dev hasn't been online in like a year. RIP!
Basso Jul 24, 2015 @ 3:36am 
Garbage.
BadMan Jul 2, 2015 @ 3:44am 
Gaben!! Fuck sake!
Come down from your penthouse and throw a couple of fistfulls of money on hiring a couple of guys to check your platform for shit like this! Before it seeps out of every pore and inevitably does some real damage to the Steam franchise.
Dave Microwave Jun 17, 2015 @ 2:18pm 
@HylianArgonian Me too.
P-Unit Jun 14, 2015 @ 3:17am 
Jim Sterling, Jim Sterling..... or wait already done
Andy Jun 12, 2015 @ 1:20am 
dong dong dong dong dong dong dong wtf
니키 [nee Nikomai] Jun 10, 2015 @ 2:08am 
So where can I play this Flash Game?
HylianArgonian Jun 7, 2015 @ 3:51pm 
I'm really starting to question the quality control on Steam.
[KK] AJSA whaling meh Jun 7, 2015 @ 11:28am 
THIS IS WHY THE WORLD CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS IS BECAUSE OF STUFF LIKE DIS
epicbapplizer Jun 7, 2015 @ 1:32am 
"This game was made for kids"
Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong
Yeah, I don't really think so.
stef-chan Jun 7, 2015 @ 1:06am 
Le random 10/10 xDdxdddd
Ruya Jun 6, 2015 @ 11:24pm 
review copy pls
Privileged Shitlord Jun 6, 2015 @ 7:48pm 
Ewww. No.
Princess Celestia™ Jun 6, 2015 @ 5:37pm 
my comment was shown on the vid, i feel happy
Vector Jun 6, 2015 @ 5:03pm 
10/10 - Like Skryim but with beans
Jeb Bush Jun 6, 2015 @ 4:49pm 
This is why Greenlight should be taken down completely.
Jordan Jun 6, 2015 @ 4:25pm 
inb4 inbred 10 year olds rate this game for for being le random funny XDDD
SkeleFun Jun 6, 2015 @ 4:18pm 
A dog could make a game better than this.
Sergej Stukurev Jun 6, 2015 @ 3:41pm 
They probably even programmed it in MS Paint
warmachine Jun 6, 2015 @ 1:54pm 
When copying Super Mario Bros, have at least the same quality of graphics and gameplay. This is nowhere near that.
Troll Under The Bridge Jun 6, 2015 @ 1:36pm 
69/10
Would never stop f*cking
Elmaniobrero Jun 6, 2015 @ 12:46pm 
NO!
Baldur, Logi & friends [UK] Jun 6, 2015 @ 10:32am 
This looks worse than a Newgrounds game from 2001.

-1, wouldn't even upvote this for a laugh (which you should NEVER do by the way, just sayin').
Sugar Lumps Casino Jun 6, 2015 @ 9:19am 
This is to hardware demanding for it to be a Steam game. This should go to the PS4/Xbox one.
notafurry Jun 6, 2015 @ 8:53am 
what a shit "game"
BionicGolem Jun 6, 2015 @ 8:51am 
Why ?
Sao1987 Jun 6, 2015 @ 8:10am 
I vote yes because we always need more MS paint dongs on steam.
Shidiot Jun 6, 2015 @ 7:39am 
Jim Sterling brought me here. But no, this isn't funny anymore.
Lil Dragon Chick Jun 6, 2015 @ 6:34am 
If this game is intended for kids, why the hell even put it on Steam?? This is absolutely ludicrous how people spend $100 for fucking shit that should be posted on a FREE website! What the FUCK, dude?? This is NOT okay!
mordin86 Jun 6, 2015 @ 6:26am 
No. No! Stop it!
Legendary Sandwich Jun 6, 2015 @ 6:22am 
No.......just no.