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Beanie in da Garden
283 Comments
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Evangeliman Sep 3 @ 11:48am 
next gen, this deserves to be on better hardware, like an Xbox One(720...p, lol). we all no xbox one is best hardware since the latest supercomputer am i rite guise?
Calamari Aug 25 @ 3:39pm 
liek yf u vot everyteim

100$... for this
Badass O' Clock Jul 18 @ 12:34pm 
valve ad dis ah wood by 4 1,00,000,000 doloars

But in all seriousness, this is shit, and you should feel bad.
Hell, it's my way! Jul 17 @ 12:00am 
Looks like this was made in MS Paint!
{ES-RG} Medicine Jun 30 @ 6:49pm 
Someone decided it would be a good idea to pay $100 to get this on steam.
Katastrophenkatzchen Jun 27 @ 7:40am 
What a joke....
Bill Dauterive Jun 17 @ 10:48am 
valve please add this
Mizugola Jun 14 @ 9:44am 
Hahaha it's for kids or made by a kid x) ?
Hauzen Jun 13 @ 10:02am 
Looks like CRAP, but I liked.
Corndog May 26 @ 3:04pm 
this looks amazing
XxJâçkxX May 26 @ 12:41pm 
How is this even a game ....
May 26 @ 11:52am 
Masterpiece would buy
dad's favorite wrench May 3 @ 9:02pm 
I want this game so bad.
Orgitazm Apr 24 @ 2:42am 
Looking forward to playing your game, keep up the good work!
ca$hmod$ Apr 17 @ 2:28pm 
This is a piece of crap
krazedlion Apr 9 @ 6:18pm 
uh...no...please no
Check Your Privilege Apr 9 @ 4:44am 
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Dark Lord Penguin Apr 5 @ 6:47am 
Proving that video games can be elevated to the highest art form humanity is capable of. A masterpiece. Move over Unreal Engine, there's a new challenger in town.
TwoTails Mar 14 @ 10:11pm 
well, at least it looks better than dis:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nohsA4R_1HU
MishMash Mar 7 @ 1:19am 
good stuff
Commodore Fluffington Mar 3 @ 7:21am 
DOOONNNNGGG, DOOONNNNGGG.
thekidontheblock Feb 26 @ 6:58pm 
I understand that this game was intended for kids, and I also understand that this is one of your first levels, but I think that it is to easy, needs to be more complicated with some puzzles. Also the artwork and the sound seem like they were meant for a flash game.
Whiskey Tango Hero Feb 23 @ 11:56am 
Mother of God, I'm sorry. I'm never this judgemental, but this will never sell. Keep learning to program and you'll get there sooner or later.
Ayuno Jan 27 @ 12:22pm 
Who made this game? a Horse?
HADES2001 Jan 14 @ 1:22pm 
no man no video graphics look weird just no all no
Post Morten Dec 21, 2013 @ 10:54pm 
For all that is good, this must come to be.
Ayy Lmaoracle Dec 17, 2013 @ 1:00pm 
day one purchase
doc Dec 17, 2013 @ 11:48am 
VALVE ADD THIS
Maou Sadao Dec 16, 2013 @ 12:38pm 
holy shit
Soace Dec 13, 2013 @ 6:16pm 
New and intuitive if you can get this do so unlike any platformer I have ever played.
Malcolm Jamal Warner Dec 12, 2013 @ 9:04pm 
Can't wait to play this
[WB] Silencieux Dec 3, 2013 @ 1:55pm 
so bad
ShaolinPimp Nov 13, 2013 @ 10:25am 
Looks awful.
Da Atte Nov 6, 2013 @ 9:00am 
What is this?
Ravin Nov 5, 2013 @ 4:34pm 
shtgjukkfk8678ekjfg....that was me banging my head into the keyboard at the sight of another unoriginal horribly designed game that may work for a middle school project, but should never be presented elsewhere. Sorry to be so blunt about it, but these are the kind of things that push legitimate well made games onto the back shelf of Greenlight.
GameZard Oct 24, 2013 @ 10:28pm 
No!
Purple Fiction Oct 13, 2013 @ 10:13pm 
Spaps..yeah the game looks like crap..actually looks like it was made by kids not just for kids..but thinking kids games dont beling on steam is just being close-minded. There are a lot of parents that let their children play games on their computers and having more kids games on Steam is a good thing. There are different age ranges for kids, so CoD and TF2 are somewhat beyond a lot of really young children, not to mention that there are parents who want thier kids playing games that aren't FPS games, and kinds that don't want to play FPS games as well.
The Kratos Sep 19, 2013 @ 10:32pm 
oh wow
Maverynthia Sep 13, 2013 @ 9:50pm 
Everyone gives this person hell for the "slang" in the title yet probably gives a free ride to all the other Steam games with slang, puns, and intentional misspellings for effect.
Smannesman Sep 11, 2013 @ 11:54am 
No man, sorry but this looks like a Windows 3.1 game from the 90s. And using slang in the title would've made me hate it even if it had graphics like Crysis. And although I have seen worse descriptions, this is not one that sells the game. At the very least you should've had a good description, a better name and a gameplay video before submitting this to Greenlight.
chris the mentalgen Sep 9, 2013 @ 11:12am 
NOPE JUST NO IT LOOKS SUCKY

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Spaps Williams Sep 4, 2013 @ 5:20pm 
...Are you being serious about this? I mean, aside from the fact that this looks like it was made in about 10 minutes on Gamemaker, why would you put a kid's game on Steam? Children aren't the primary audience of Steam, and the only Steam games that kids play are games like CoD and TF2.
Max_Headache Aug 28, 2013 @ 4:08pm 
Oh, and nice job deliberately mispelling "the" in the title. That certainly won't confuse much of your audience that's learning to read or write.
Max_Headache Aug 28, 2013 @ 4:06pm 
I don't care if it's for kids. Even kids games have standards.
HighKillerDK Aug 26, 2013 @ 6:19am 
Why would you even put a game like this up on greenlight, why pay to get on greenlight... You know it's not going to get on steam right?
Issac Clarke, Slayer of noobs Aug 25, 2013 @ 12:55pm 
YOUR A MORON PUNI A FUCKING MORON I'M DONE WITH JOKES JUST SHOVE A DICK UP YOUR FUCKING ASS AND GET THE FUCK OFF OF STEAM YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH
Mirec  [author] Aug 25, 2013 @ 5:08am 
Game will be released when steam workers will response on my email...
Gaba Aug 13, 2013 @ 9:42am 
GOTY
Issac Clarke, Slayer of noobs Aug 12, 2013 @ 10:56am 
Puni, u have 2 choices
a. drag this sorry ass game and put it out of it's misery
b. have a nice big cup of