Easy but fun. What was the speed gel for??

Nice map! I wish the companion cube easter egg was cake!

dont worry i loled.

Not really, but don't tell my girlfriend that! I definitely won't (anymore)!
An acknowledgement would have been nice though. Come on that was funny!

dont worry, i am not angry at you. and im gaussing you are not angry at me.[?]

Again, I just didn't get what the responses were supposed to mean! If you had made an actual joke (even an angry one), as opposed to a couple of gibberish posts, I might have noticed it.
I really expected a laugh after I first caught that line, but when I responded to your initial chastising, you just seemed to be pissed! I figured you weren't, but it's hard to tell online. I guess it's the same for you.
At least I can tell when my girlfriend is actually pissed in person (unfortunately, it's most of the time).

why are you so serious? i was just kidding. dont take things so seriously. the post didnt censor me, i censored myself and i rote you insted of or. i am acctualy kidding alot more then i really gotta. dont think im evil or anything, and even more then your g"f? that is just not true.

I don't understand what either of those posts even meant! Did they actually censor you!
I really thought you were feeding me a straight line in the referal to your new puzzle, for me to make a joke about, and I just missed it.
You told me, way earlier in this thread, that I could tell you "Adult" jokes in spoiler mode, because you weren't a kid. I didn't! because I have some restraint (Like kids couldn't hover over the black box)! Why would that be OK? When my repeating something you already posted, somehow is a problem.
I really hope you are just F@!&ing with me, since I never said anything above a G rating and I want to like you. If not, that would make you are a real prude and makes me "kinda" want to hate you! Even more than my girlfriend.

or*

you to my d**k

What risk? My girlfriend might have been refering to: my car, her cell phone or maybe even your last level (as you did).

do you want to take that risk?

I'm thinking that if anyone read something bad into a quote that you originaly posted, they have a dirty mind!
How would they know what my girlfriend might be referring to?

dude! kids may read this!

OK! How did I miss that straight line!
My girlfriend always says "It's kinda small but still fun"!
I must be tired!

That's what I've been saying!
I will look for your new level now.

your gf if evil. btw, did you see my newest level? it kinda small but still fun.

Also, did I have to specify that they didn't stop talking because I was there?
BTW, good job on making the words sound like they might be real. The actual word "numbered" kind of gave it away though. I might have bothered to look it up except for that.
My girlfriend always checks the web to verify what I tell her, though it's generally just to try and prove me wrong!

No, it was a joke! Like, when at work, I walk into a conversation between a couple of co-workers who are speaking, let's just say Cambodian, and they stop talking. I say "Yeah, I was just thinking that!" and we laugh, because we all know I don't speak Cambodian.
I really hate having to explain jokes!
Should I Really bother at this point? What the hell! GIRLFRIEND!

did you really think that was real? i made that up...

Huh? Other than the word "numbered" I don't even know what those other words are! Is that latin?
But yeah, I guess that sounds about right.

D.I.N.O: dinomic instraction numbered obidiens.

I know.
SORRY!
BTW, I'm still not sure if "dino" is a web term that I just didn't get.

yes....

I'm not sure what you mean, dinosaur?
Honestly, after nearly 30 years (off and on) there are a lot of reasons she's still just my "GIRLFRIEND!"
Too much?

is your girlfriend a dino?

Yeah, she really is!

your girlfriend is scary

OK, I just finished all of your puzzles (I think I played most of them in reverse order) and I didn't hate any of them.
As my girlfriend always says "Now what are you going to do for me!"

Nicely done, I like the architecture of it.

Feel free to try my newest (and hardest) map: Major Lazer - Will Melt Your Brain.
For migranes consult the video link in the description.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=139267532

Sorry, but remember I get overly appologetic because of my girlfriend.

its ok, and you dont have to say "im sorry" all the time.

Also, I just added the rest of your puzzles so we'll see if I still like you after I've played them. My girlfriend doesn't.

Apparently I'm not.
Also, I'm glad I could help with your stalker problem.
Sorry, I got real busy yesterday and haven't been doing my job. It was my girlfriends fault! (It usually is)

wildgoosespeeder@ im not i just didnt have a use for them in this level. and i did have on the 3rd floor, didnt i? it was just 1 but meh..

Don't be afraid to use antlines.

btw... you are my one follower right?

and i removed that now. i dont think i want stalkers to know where i live.

you earned this one. LOL!

Really? It's in your profile dude! It's not like I'm a stalker (or am I).
I actually made a couple of comments earlier about realizing where you were, but I guess you didn't pick up on that.
I'm sorry if you took the "Catfish" joke poorly but it was kind of a running thing.
Seriously my last two girlfreind jokes deserved at least an LOL!
Even my girlfriend thought those were funny, and she hates everything I like!

you now where i live?

I did the math, and it seems when I get home from work at 8 AM my time it's 6 PM your time. That means that our window of real-time interaction is a bit limited.
Also, my girlfriend hates math!

If you had looked it up, you would have found that it's about people who, to different extents, misrepresent themselves online. Be it their build, age, gender, etc...
BTW, my girlfriend accuses me of being half a girl all the time.

i havent watched catfish and im not a lady, but i think you are 50% a lady.

I just realized I already played "the amazing portal lady! v2.1" when I finally checked out your puzzle page (I pretty much click on everything that I haven't already played in the main download page). I thought about commenting on that page, but I thought it could get really confusing if/when I play more of your levels.
BTW, "the amazing portal lady!"? Haven't you seen "Catfish"? It's a movie/TV series that my girlfriend made me watch. Look it up! Are we totaly sure that you are not a lady? Or maybe I am!

is*

XD lol this is much funnier then the jokes! []

Actually, if you remember, I mentioned in an earlier post that I haven't even mentioned it to her since before the money joke.
It's ok. My girlfriend doesn't always pay attention to what I say either.

your girlfriend sounds pushy. is she ok with the fact that she is a joke between her boyfriend and some other guy that she doesnt even know in what part of the world he lives? or anything else other then the fact that he playes portal 2?

I don't know if you can even edit a post, so I figured if I deleted it fast enough I could repost before you noticed.
I should have learned my lesson after the first time. My girlfriend is always saying that to me.