The Blutkonserve
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TheLaserBeam Apr 7 @ 11:09am 
plz add! D: valve plz!
Obese_Pokeman May 3, 2013 @ 10:00am 
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dr.foxfrenzy Apr 23, 2013 @ 6:04pm 
prity cool
detroit5020 Apr 23, 2013 @ 6:01pm 
this is in the game for sure
Aerodores Apr 17, 2013 @ 4:02pm 
This goes great with the blutsauger :)
intox. Xause Apr 16, 2013 @ 11:00am 
i think it should have a needle going into the wrist but thats just me.
-.RetroDutchMan.- Apr 15, 2013 @ 1:30am 
looks good
Naphtalene Apr 14, 2013 @ 11:23pm 
:D
lorik1999 Apr 14, 2013 @ 9:27pm 
Looks spectacular to me
PixTron™ Apr 14, 2013 @ 8:55pm 
BRILLIANT!
샐비어 Apr 14, 2013 @ 4:18pm 
lol this is cool and i agree with livinghamburger
Shadow Dio-sama Apr 14, 2013 @ 2:10pm 
Looks cool, I want a lime one xD
Joey Apr 14, 2013 @ 12:06pm 
it would be cool if it changed what color you bleed
Thecowinspace Apr 14, 2013 @ 9:33am 
I wish this item had +25 health on wearer but -20% slower Ubercharge rate on wearer
Ze Dr. Medic Apr 14, 2013 @ 7:30am 
This could totally become a passive weapon.
Replaces either your main or melee weapon, in return giving you a +25 health boost.
I think +50 would make the 'Medic' too resilient, and too much of an encouragment for Battle Medics, and no 'serious' team wants to have a Battle Medic on their team.

Could become a nice counter to the Vita-Saw, as of now, there is very few Medics that use it, since the Übersaw has too much of a positive effect to give up.

Obviously, with +25 health, you could probably get that last hit with the Übersaw that you always missed before, to counter that, a -5 or -10 Weapon Switch.
Jonni Apr 14, 2013 @ 2:32am 
If it was a passive weapon that, say, replaced ranged weapon, it could give +50 HP or smt *.*
Sausage in a Box Apr 14, 2013 @ 2:03am 
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Epsilon ScreaMy Apr 13, 2013 @ 10:50pm 
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muleskinner Apr 13, 2013 @ 10:34pm 
i like the colors like green blood
Fap Sounds in the Night... Apr 13, 2013 @ 8:07pm 
it's not like he's a very ethical doctor anyways. Pump that shit up with paint lead and let's get to healin!
Enoan Apr 13, 2013 @ 7:28pm 
um... during the time that tf2 takes place paint still had LEAD in it...
pinting might be a bad idea
monkman8217 Apr 13, 2013 @ 7:24pm 
LOOKS AWESOME
ADD IT NOW
«SubMariner» Apr 13, 2013 @ 7:13pm 
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onee-sama Apr 13, 2013 @ 7:02pm 
It's tf2 guys. Why shouldn't the blood be paintable!
[2S] |TBB| SuperSeed Apr 13, 2013 @ 6:01pm 
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Invisible Apr 13, 2013 @ 5:58pm 
but it should nt be paintable
Invisible Apr 13, 2013 @ 5:57pm 
finally a misc. for medic
good job
Wraithpilot Apr 13, 2013 @ 5:53pm 
what kind of sick bastard puts paint in blood?
Bullet Absorber Apr 13, 2013 @ 5:48pm 
@troll face:your not the best a trolling,everyone can see it but still very funny,i hope a dumb person becomes dumb and says that it is just an idear on steam
ℱ☺✖⑂🎃ℙїґαтε Apr 13, 2013 @ 5:34pm 
is this item good i dont have it
E_L_E_C_T_R_0_M_A_ Apr 13, 2013 @ 5:31pm 
god why is this paintable! --'
RyTink Apr 13, 2013 @ 5:11pm 
Veck i beleve you but i would get the ALL the bioshock games from gamestop
=(eGO)= cerbralone Apr 13, 2013 @ 5:11pm 
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Veck Apr 13, 2013 @ 4:34pm 
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cornmonster 58 minutes ago
Tokogawa Apr 13, 2013 @ 12:47pm 
Liked for german name
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cornmonster Apr 13, 2013 @ 12:36pm 
How do I download this stuff?
[Based Sloth] Apr 13, 2013 @ 12:25pm 
honestly, im getting sick of valve adding almost only hats and miscs, but this is really cool
2000ArP Apr 13, 2013 @ 11:08am 
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