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Momma's Little Mercenary v. 2
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Sooper Shpee Apr 10 @ 4:19pm 
this is the funniest thing ive seen in forever
The Truffle Shuffle Aug 23, 2014 @ 9:30am 
well wheres the pants and the hat you could make a pack little runner :D great job man
Itsuki Aug 15, 2014 @ 10:34am 
lol scout isn't happy
Amy Schumer Jun 24, 2014 @ 12:40pm 
Can you make a SFM compatable version on the SFM workshop?
Don't Shoot! Jun 4, 2014 @ 4:59am 
LOL
♫Twelvie♫ Apr 23, 2014 @ 12:18am 
Adorable :3
Nordic Falcon Apr 16, 2014 @ 7:27am 
But mamma this shirt iches, alot! :D
Dr. Aibaleet  [author] Apr 16, 2014 @ 1:17am 
@Yakuza Merkitzi
I'm not sure how gmod works but here's a modded version of it if you'd like. Feel free to do with it as you please, just be sure to link back to this page if you post it anywhere else!
https://www.dropbox.com/s/w85in256ovz5grr/Scout_Sweater_Vest.zip
Yakuza MerkFestive Apr 16, 2014 @ 12:05am 
Hey Doctor Aibaleet. i wanna ask if i can get permission to upload this to the Gmod Workshop for the Posers, so they can equip it with Bonemerge tool

You can just name the model Scout_little_Merc.Mdl
Nordic Falcon Apr 15, 2014 @ 5:30pm 
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Spawn Hybrid Mar 23, 2014 @ 3:36pm 
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Amy Schumer Feb 28, 2014 @ 8:22pm 
is there a SFM model for this?
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Ziper Nov 22, 2013 @ 11:45pm 
cool
dwdWASDAS Nov 6, 2013 @ 12:08pm 
Loves it, support!
oink oink Oct 20, 2013 @ 6:58am 
If this had the fast learner or sleeves of some type it would be amazing.
Indiana Oct 14, 2013 @ 3:04am 
Valve give it to us :D its great!
disneyh8er Oct 12, 2013 @ 11:59pm 
Thnak you, for the effort you put into this great item :D
Dr. Aibaleet  [author] Oct 12, 2013 @ 11:55pm 
th..thanks
disneyh8er Oct 12, 2013 @ 11:55pm 
But really, I love this item!
disneyh8er Oct 12, 2013 @ 11:54pm 
I want to look like a faggot when I play tf2, thumbs up!
G-What Sep 24, 2013 @ 12:05pm 
Valve, how did you choose Dry Gulch Gulp over this?
nepflix Sep 10, 2013 @ 8:59am 
LOOK AWESOME
Jackal Sep 7, 2013 @ 1:40am 
should have 2 styles.With sleeves like in preview image and without sleeves but even without the styles it looks preety epic
The Maddocktor Sep 4, 2013 @ 6:27pm 
Cute, really cute
low-key lōki Aug 25, 2013 @ 7:16pm 
his mom looks his age...?
Chelsawy Aug 25, 2013 @ 2:17pm 
Appelez les Hendeks siouplé Aug 25, 2013 @ 11:53am 
<3 cuuute
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triera *K141 Aug 3, 2013 @ 10:17am 
gg, very nice item
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Punchy Jul 21, 2013 @ 1:24am 
that face XD. he's all like "Moooooom, they're gonna make fun of me!"
fr4ggot Jul 11, 2013 @ 1:53pm 
They added in so many new Scout miscs but not this!!1
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Jekyde Jul 9, 2013 @ 5:21pm 
Oo any chance for a download?
Yakuza MerkFestive Jun 23, 2013 @ 9:24am 
Scout acturly looks like he want to run away
Papa John™ May 25, 2013 @ 5:15am 
good description
G-What May 17, 2013 @ 3:35pm 
Again rating this up.
Jago May 16, 2013 @ 1:02am 
ADD!!! and LOL
123 May 14, 2013 @ 7:08pm 
uplaud it in tf2mods
Recklan May 4, 2013 @ 9:33pm 
add it now!!!!!!!!!!!
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