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Team Fortress 2

Fatherly Mother
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The description of this item sounds like something a porn actor would say.
Bird Feb 22 @ 4:28pm 
his nipz are moist...
Garfungle Sep 29, 2015 @ 10:52pm 
i scare
☁ьаиtєя☁™ Feb 17, 2015 @ 6:19pm 
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Arsenal Feb 2, 2015 @ 11:12pm 
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KIllMomForDrugmoney Dec 18, 2014 @ 4:43am 
I voted yes for the Motherly Father and by God, I will vote for this as well!
Hodrick Oct 31, 2014 @ 10:02am 
:Happy Halloween Scout
salty sal Oct 29, 2014 @ 9:11pm 
put non certified on things. Search up a whole lot of this shit
Icarus Oct 28, 2014 @ 6:19pm 
His face.
Priceless
@Dogstalotl / Maxwell | trade.tf Oct 10, 2014 @ 3:54pm 
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ShadyPun Oct 9, 2014 @ 6:34pm 
:( thats not good
♡Untitled♡ #TEAMHEAVY Oct 8, 2014 @ 3:20pm 
And... who made this? Wait, SP-SPOOKWIRE? AND SVDL? WHY???? You've made so many amazing items.... too bad all of your work was put to shame by... THIS!
Pokemon Go to the Polls Oct 6, 2014 @ 4:55pm 
dude you seriousely remade the same terrible item? despite how disturbing this is the main reason it will never get added is it isn't tf2 compatible because it is white.
Dmitri Oct 2, 2014 @ 6:22am 
why would someone create this?!
hi Sep 21, 2014 @ 5:08am 
im laughing my ass off



sadly not acceptable
StingerRPG Sep 16, 2014 @ 4:03am 
man,this is very disturbing
weeb Sep 10, 2014 @ 5:51pm 
dear lord
rayzor108 Sep 5, 2014 @ 8:17pm 
OK THAT IS BORING AND GAY WHAT'S WONG WITH YOU
Buck Aug 18, 2014 @ 11:32pm 
SEDUCE ME
Quake Grapes Aug 14, 2014 @ 2:36pm 
RAPE FACE
when i see dolphin i go poo poo Aug 12, 2014 @ 11:29am 
CONFIRMED
Sir.Winston Churchill Aug 6, 2014 @ 3:45am 
pliz seduce me
Mrrglegrrgle Gaming Aug 3, 2014 @ 10:45am 
this made me sick.... valve NEVER add this.... it's revolting
watermelon guy Jul 29, 2014 @ 3:20am 
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Pasong Jul 28, 2014 @ 7:09pm 
seduce me
Tap W Jul 22, 2014 @ 4:33am 
It's not the object that creeps me out, it's the Spy's fucking FACE while he's wearing it.
♫ Noisemaster ♫ Jul 21, 2014 @ 2:18am 
JESUS!
DeBirdle Jul 19, 2014 @ 1:59am 
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Bojangalo Jul 16, 2014 @ 1:03pm 
this is just so much of a godly item that it was rejected for its godlyness
=ʝℒ= year87 Jul 14, 2014 @ 10:05am 
XD where did the idea for this come from? XD lol
「Ецгοра💃」 Jul 4, 2014 @ 7:13pm 
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Larhfandé Jul 4, 2014 @ 10:05am 
awesome but still grose
The Garry's Mod Pest Jun 23, 2014 @ 5:32pm 
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Jaggi00 Jun 4, 2014 @ 8:37pm 
hey b0ss
i habe cancer
Duck May 28, 2014 @ 11:00pm 
gimme the pusi b0ss
KSN J-Drew May 28, 2014 @ 3:28pm 
I... I don't know what to say...
KSN J-Drew May 28, 2014 @ 3:27pm 
uhhhhhh...
trabunt May 25, 2014 @ 8:11am 
waht de fak
GottaLoadTheGuns May 23, 2014 @ 7:00am 
can i habe pusi juice b0ss?
Ravioligeist May 21, 2014 @ 5:06pm 
holy crap that is weird
YEEZUS JUST ROSE AGAIN May 21, 2014 @ 4:25pm 
I want it
Gavy εїз Apr 29, 2014 @ 9:38pm 
YES
Enola Gay Apr 28, 2014 @ 5:00pm 
.....
kony Apr 28, 2014 @ 12:41pm 
What the fuck is this.
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Necroceph Apr 23, 2014 @ 8:45am 
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Sky Apr 11, 2014 @ 2:56am 
Valve,add this please,I want to see spys walking around with this XD
0PtimaL Mar 10, 2014 @ 4:18pm 
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A. F. Mar 7, 2014 @ 8:06pm 
marked incompatible for being too good
♤.Mr.J.♤ Mar 6, 2014 @ 2:06pm 
wtf?