Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

Fatherly Mother
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475 Comments
Doom Oct 26 @ 8:00pm 
Is there a download for this monstrocity, and, are you alright with it being hexed?
russ Jun 26 @ 11:07am 
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Snackz Oct 15, 2016 @ 12:03am 
Good job for blocking this, valve! thanks for saving my life
uncle samsonite Aug 28, 2016 @ 3:25am 
another milking thingy lol
brcl3 Mar 19, 2016 @ 6:08pm 
The description of this item sounds like something a porn actor would say.
(KCCS) Brunswick Eagle Feb 22, 2016 @ 4:28pm 
his nipz are moist...
garfungle xox Sep 29, 2015 @ 10:52pm 
i scare
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Yarnboiskincoln Feb 2, 2015 @ 11:12pm 
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KillMotherFuckingDepecheMode Dec 18, 2014 @ 4:43am 
I voted yes for the Motherly Father and by God, I will vote for this as well!
I fapped to Kemono Friends Oct 31, 2014 @ 10:02am 
:Happy Halloween Scout
KritzPotato Oct 29, 2014 @ 9:11pm 
put non certified on things. Search up a whole lot of this shit
King of Hecks Oct 28, 2014 @ 6:19pm 
His face.
Priceless
@Dogstalotl // Maxwell Oct 10, 2014 @ 3:54pm 
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ShadyPun Oct 9, 2014 @ 6:34pm 
:( thats not good
♥Fergi, the Oddity.♥ Oct 8, 2014 @ 3:20pm 
And... who made this? Wait, SP-SPOOKWIRE? AND SVDL? WHY???? You've made so many amazing items.... too bad all of your work was put to shame by... THIS!
Timmy Oct 6, 2014 @ 4:55pm 
dude you seriousely remade the same terrible item? despite how disturbing this is the main reason it will never get added is it isn't tf2 compatible because it is white.
Sissyfrass Oct 2, 2014 @ 6:22am 
why would someone create this?!
Pineytrap Sep 21, 2014 @ 5:08am 
im laughing my ass off



sadly not acceptable
StingerRPG Sep 16, 2014 @ 4:03am 
man,this is very disturbing
beeb Sep 10, 2014 @ 5:51pm 
dear lord
rayzor108 Sep 5, 2014 @ 8:17pm 
OK THAT IS BORING AND GAY WHAT'S WONG WITH YOU
Buck Aug 18, 2014 @ 11:32pm 
SEDUCE ME
QuakeGrapes Aug 14, 2014 @ 2:36pm 
RAPE FACE
kkz / / ボーンズ Aug 12, 2014 @ 11:29am 
CONFIRMED
Sir.Winston Churchill Aug 6, 2014 @ 3:45am 
pliz seduce me
Mrrgle the Mediocre Aug 3, 2014 @ 10:45am 
this made me sick.... valve NEVER add this.... it's revolting
watermelon guy Jul 29, 2014 @ 3:20am 
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파송합니다 Jul 28, 2014 @ 7:09pm 
seduce me
Saint W Jul 22, 2014 @ 4:33am 
It's not the object that creeps me out, it's the Spy's fucking FACE while he's wearing it.
Infinite the Jackal Jul 21, 2014 @ 2:18am 
JESUS!
DeBridle Jul 19, 2014 @ 1:59am 
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Bojangalo Jul 16, 2014 @ 1:03pm 
this is just so much of a godly item that it was rejected for its godlyness
=ʝℒ= year87 Jul 14, 2014 @ 10:05am 
XD where did the idea for this come from? XD lol
Europa Jul 4, 2014 @ 7:13pm 
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Larhfandé Jul 4, 2014 @ 10:05am 
awesome but still grose
Homestuck Trash™ Jun 23, 2014 @ 5:32pm 
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Jaggi00 Jun 4, 2014 @ 8:37pm 
hey b0ss
i habe cancer
yah yeet May 28, 2014 @ 11:00pm 
gimme the pusi b0ss
J-Drew May 28, 2014 @ 3:28pm 
I... I don't know what to say...
J-Drew May 28, 2014 @ 3:27pm 
uhhhhhh...
Arsene May 25, 2014 @ 8:11am 
waht de fak
funny pepo May 23, 2014 @ 7:00am 
can i habe pusi juice b0ss?
Angry grandpa fan May 21, 2014 @ 5:06pm 
holy crap that is weird
Thugga Thugga May 21, 2014 @ 4:25pm 
I want it
Gavy εїз Apr 29, 2014 @ 9:38pm 
YES
Dab or Die Apr 28, 2014 @ 5:00pm 
.....
bittys Apr 28, 2014 @ 12:41pm 
What the fuck is this.
☆°.Astro Bloom☆¸° Apr 27, 2014 @ 9:51am 
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