The Military Branch
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[iPC]Cog & Crown (JustARunaway) Feb 15, 2014 @ 5:45pm 
Just like all of the other branches! It does nothing!
Vojta-san Feb 17, 2013 @ 3:08am 
My idea is:
+ After the intervention: Bleeding for 5 seconds
+ Attack speed is increased by 10%
-Damage is reduced by 40%
Der Kopfabreißer Feb 16, 2013 @ 8:19am 
i hate soldir
dictateur(fr) Feb 16, 2013 @ 1:40am 
c'est vrai que ca irait plutot bien avec le personnage....
THE PAIN TRAIN!! Feb 14, 2013 @ 2:20pm 
I GOT WOOD!
Crimson Noob (Studio Ghibli Fan) Feb 12, 2013 @ 8:05pm 
funny pun
Stebano Feb 12, 2013 @ 8:02pm 
+35% More damage
+10% hitback on enemy
- 75% swinging speed

Just some ideas for this stick! :D
adrianix10 Feb 10, 2013 @ 5:16pm 
+20 damage bonus
-12 max health on wearer
+9 firing speed
SwiftInc. PyroMechanical Feb 10, 2013 @ 4:05pm 
okay, the puns on this item... love it just for that.
Negawispshadow123 Feb 9, 2013 @ 12:10pm 
LOOK OUT HE HAS A STICK!
GJF kerger Feb 9, 2013 @ 11:15am 
big stick diplomancy
RegsaGC Feb 9, 2013 @ 9:45am 
Thumbs up for name
|LAZY| Kalvary Keith Feb 8, 2013 @ 12:54pm 
Lazycat, you should add

20% chance to break off, causing no stun effect until resupply, -50% less damage, and +5% faster firing speed
Saltbeard Feb 8, 2013 @ 8:22am 
On kill, victim turns into a teddy bear.
LazyCat Feb 8, 2013 @ 7:59am 
+on hit, stuns enemy for 2 seconds
-cannot stun enemy more than once
- 25% damage penalty
TheElitistCamel Feb 8, 2013 @ 4:11am 
good work
SAdoS Feb 7, 2013 @ 9:22pm 
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Wilbur Cobb Feb 7, 2013 @ 8:10pm 
Always wanted to hit a spy with a stick. Thumb up!
Leaf Monkey w/ Fancy Hat Feb 7, 2013 @ 7:56pm 
lol i got a funny description ( not that that one is bad ) " I couldnt find a shovel so i found me this here STICK!"
( mGD ) SomeOne Feb 7, 2013 @ 6:46pm 
And idea for the discription of this item "speak softly and carry a big stick- This is that stick"
KAMAKAZIE Feb 7, 2013 @ 6:03pm 
@you just got TROLLED i might have done it if it wasnt for your user name.... :P
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James Feb 7, 2013 @ 3:43am 
Mr. Jane Doe, the damage AND the stun may be too over powered since you could just stun them which would do tons of damage then switch to shot gun and kill them, maybe lower damage?
HumpingGrampies Feb 7, 2013 @ 12:48am 
+on hit, stuns enemy for 5 seconds
+20% damage
-25% slower weapon firing rate
CAPTAIN ALLCAPS Feb 6, 2013 @ 10:26pm 
Hurr military branch
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE,
Cosmonaut Feb 6, 2013 @ 6:36pm 
Why are these not standard issue to our armed forces? I DEMMAND TO KNOW!
Epic_raccoon42 Feb 6, 2013 @ 5:46pm 
It should be like the Holy Mackeral (a reskin of the stock weapon)
Prof. Prowler Feb 6, 2013 @ 5:18pm 
(American Aspen).
Prof. Prowler Feb 6, 2013 @ 5:18pm 
I'd call it the (American Aspen).
MagicNinjaTuna Feb 6, 2013 @ 4:49pm 
it must be pretty sad if youre the person that gets killed by this
23r0 Gaming Feb 6, 2013 @ 9:53am 
I see what you did there.
Spi-chan Feb 5, 2013 @ 7:00pm 
could use some barb wire on it or something
-=OCG=-blades Feb 5, 2013 @ 6:54pm 
@monsterbag, you dont for tf2, valve might add it to the game though.
Monsterbag8 Feb 5, 2013 @ 6:13pm 
I dont know how to download things please tell me
SkyRunnerSparrow Feb 5, 2013 @ 6:11pm 
Theodore Roosevelt has to be my favorite president :) I love this series.
Feb 5, 2013 @ 5:25pm 
hes a cave man :D hey u should make a caveman set :D
Zeeep Feb 5, 2013 @ 4:20pm 
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Soldado✗Br Feb 5, 2013 @ 3:25pm 
An old woden club used to kick the ass of hitlers soldiers!
Admiral Coldsteel Feb 5, 2013 @ 3:03pm 
The name is pure genius!
Dragon Lord Buwaro Feb 5, 2013 @ 2:42pm 
"Bloody" wonderful. :D
Tomstaman Feb 5, 2013 @ 2:25pm 
clever pun, i like it :)
0f0-Sp00kyC4t Feb 5, 2013 @ 2:14pm 
"Hey, whats brown and sticky? BAM!!! Your FACE! HA!"
super hey ya Feb 5, 2013 @ 2:06pm 
lol, the thought of soldier running around clubbing people with a stick is funny
Grandpa Gene P.E.I Canada Feb 5, 2013 @ 2:00pm 
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Nomad Feb 5, 2013 @ 8:52am 
On hit: 20% chances to stun enemy, -60% damages.
EndGame Feb 5, 2013 @ 5:14am 
Should be able to be caught on fire by pyro. Lights enemies on fire but has a limited life. Can be extinguished by airblast and can be renewed by large ammo pack or resupply closet.
Bullet Absorber Feb 5, 2013 @ 3:48am 
@syco so it puts enemys on fire?then it burns out
Grif Feb 5, 2013 @ 3:28am 
@knus ITS A FUCKING TREE BRANCH HE TOOK IT OFF A TREE