The Easter Island Threat Blocker
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TeeHee123 Oct 11 @ 8:01pm 
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Froody FaussBehr Oct 4 @ 8:37am 
Stats:

+Spies cannot backstab you
+75% Damage Res. from behind (Wont take mini-crits from back scatter aswell!)
-50% Movement Speed
-85% Movement Speed if crouched
-No moving whilst scoped
NENO Aug 6 @ 2:13pm 
COOL




































































































cool
NENO Aug 6 @ 2:12pm 
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Matthäus Feb 19 @ 5:47am 
This thing is ridiculous, lol!
the guy who killed you Feb 17 @ 8:03pm 
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WalrusAssassin Feb 16 @ 4:52pm 
This should definetly be included into the game.
Doug Wilson Jan 15 @ 4:35pm 
No backstabbing allowed.
Silver Nuke Jan 2 @ 3:37pm 
i lol'd so hard
Irradiated Bacon Dec 14, 2013 @ 7:23pm 
slows you down but no backstab
Pork99 the Party Boar Nov 11, 2013 @ 7:06pm 
Takes 200 damage or up to 5 backs stabs (separate count) then breakes
yashovam Nov 7, 2013 @ 11:47pm 
Lol Awsome and lol.!?!?!??!
Hiber-File Nov 3, 2013 @ 3:28am 
Oh God it's so funny and cool and and
and I am still loughing this idea is awesome
and perfectly fits to the character of sniper
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one211 Oct 15, 2013 @ 4:16pm 
30% speed reduce, takes 5 back stabs, - 60% fire rate, +15 health, halph jump hieght
(L££T) Baconvision™ Sep 22, 2013 @ 1:17pm 
SLows wearer, allows locked in place, reduces headshot dmg while locked,
†.AS.† Quietus Sep 21, 2013 @ 3:40pm 
-50% move speed, u can lock your player like in probhunt. once u locked in u can take 9000 haedshots
THE MILKMAN Sep 19, 2013 @ 6:18pm 
wow this ha this is ridiculas
A Rare Kinda Piggle Sep 14, 2013 @ 1:49am 
Should prevent 10 backstabs, slows you by 25%, back damage (not backstabs) are 30% worse and +20% max health on wearer....
puppywoofwoof Aug 22, 2013 @ 12:11am 
This should stop the backburner(:
The Entire Czech Republic Aug 5, 2013 @ 11:52pm 
stats:

+10 max health
+Prevents all backstabs
-Facestabs deal +15-20%
-Movement speed reduced by 25%
Jonustin Aug 2, 2013 @ 3:44pm 
Sniper must have a strong back to lift that thing
Mr.Buttons Jul 31, 2013 @ 5:35am 
Awesome,Funny,Looks great want it in game! :)
glasspaper Jul 28, 2013 @ 11:18am 
yyaaayyee
Dr. Mama Jul 27, 2013 @ 3:44pm 
FAHKING AMAZING
Max Jul 22, 2013 @ 7:01am 
This is so awesome! Totally want this in game!
kripton32 Jul 16, 2013 @ 1:16pm 
prevents all backstabs

adds +25 health

movment spead reduced by -25

movment spead reduced while aiming by -50
CyberFan479 Jul 16, 2013 @ 3:46am 
Stats

+25 health
Protects user from 5 backstabs

-80% movement speed while aiming
-50 health after shield breaks
-35% health penalty
[̲̅$̲̅(Je$u$)̲̅$̲̅] Jul 15, 2013 @ 4:19am 
so lame ... go make stupid misc somewhere else
<CG>|FriЖ|Blank Jul 14, 2013 @ 7:29pm 
Stats
+50 HP
Breaks after 20 backstabs (a lil op but reasonable)
-75 Speed
+20 Melee Damage
CheeseManGhoul Jul 12, 2013 @ 3:11pm 
The Easter Island Threat Blocker
Level 65 Stone Head
Protects attacks from behind
Breaks after 10 attacks
-50% Moving Speed
Normal Moving Speed when broken.
"Nobody said that carrying a large head on
your back wouldn't be bad or good."
EddyHash Jul 10, 2013 @ 2:39pm 
Omg that is so cool
James Jul 10, 2013 @ 1:55pm 
Protects Multiple Backstabs
Protects shooting from back
50% Slower moving speed when aiming
10% Slower moving speed on user
When item finally breaks 50% faster (You get your regular speed back)
Removes secondary
Mr.Buttons Jul 10, 2013 @ 4:43am 
Wow no words . I love it. Pelase Add ittttt . I would buy it now . please please
Level 72 Badass Mannwhore. Jul 10, 2013 @ 1:04am 
no comment... other than, sniper, i hope u know a good kyro practor.
Reima Jul 9, 2013 @ 6:42pm 
Pros: Blocks ALL attacks from behind
Cons: Movement speed is reduced by 50%
[FPS AWP's] Pudge Monster Jul 9, 2013 @ 1:41pm 
Is that hard to carry Sniper? :)
Æ Jul 7, 2013 @ 2:19pm 
This looks fantastic.
Plush Jul 4, 2013 @ 10:29am 
hahaha nice job valve now add it
LET'S GET DOWN! Jun 29, 2013 @ 3:34am 
I hope your thingy makes it in and it wasn't just the devs testing the steampipe workshop conversion tools.
The Tall Man Jun 25, 2013 @ 6:36pm 
50% slower moving speed while zoomed in.
10% slower moving speed on user.
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Protects agianst multiple backstabs.
60% of a damaging shot returns as health.
☣ N\A ☣ Jun 21, 2013 @ 3:53am 
cool but ... too big i mean
Engineer's Little Helper Jun 15, 2013 @ 2:33am 
It should block 1 Backstab, and instead of stunning the spy, then it should knockback him away, the sniper wearing this item should have -20% move speed, and when it get backstabbed away, then it dont give -20% move speed anymore, but instead gives you +10% move speed :3
Hyde[2098] May 11, 2013 @ 10:01am 
Whoever can wear this could be called a steelspine sniper. He should have cinder block boots to go with it.
opensky727 Apr 21, 2013 @ 7:30pm 
wtf
P!nk0 (Stalin) Apr 4, 2013 @ 8:20am 
with this
P!nk0 (Stalin) Apr 4, 2013 @ 8:20am 
i guess it would be very hard for a spy to dispose of the sniper with is usuall backstap.
MI-28 Mar 24, 2013 @ 7:10am 
gum gum gum gum:Dadd PLZ