The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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Коментарів: 523
Jaceper 24 гру 2016 о 14:48 
Lol This broke "Blood on ice" for me
xX_SkruBLorD_Xx 26 лис 2016 о 14:57 
its not working for me...
burny 18 лис 2016 о 14:45 
guards arent needed for quests lol
The Shitposting God Bin 5 лис 2016 о 9:20 
Gets Mod
Loves it
Halfway through the game realize lightning killed guard I needed for quest
Have to go back several missions to undo
betzchris69 29 жов 2016 о 19:08 
nice
_termiom 17 жов 2016 о 2:12 
this doesnt work...
revans0319 15 жов 2016 о 23:58 
ALL HAIL Turn_on_a_dime! HAIL HIM WITH GREAT PRAISE
...seriously, though, are you the head of some cult I can join? Great work.
The Green Knight 28 вер 2016 о 3:41 
@PKMNTrainerSteve YES
PKMNTrainerSteve 27 вер 2016 о 17:02 
Maybe make a version where they get pummeled by hundreds of arrows aimed directly at both of their knees?
nacho_23d 9 вер 2016 о 21:24 
Perfección :'v
#2_:3 31 сер 2016 о 20:52 
I thought I had this installed, so when I heard the guard at the Whiterun gate tell about his ``used to be adventuring'', I stopped and stared at the sky for almost a minute.
InspireSmoke13 27 сер 2016 о 14:32 
Thank you sir,all my respects for this mod
BlackVision 20 лип 2016 о 19:43 
This deserves a medal. A video of a guard getting a lightning bolt to the knee for mistakenly mentioning the words would make life complete.
Cheeki Breeki 27 чер 2016 о 12:30 
My hero...
rowlandsthomas86 28 тра 2016 о 23:41 
you sir have saved my characters live GOD BLESS YOU SIR BOD BLESS *CRYING* *CRYING*
Trimix 23 тра 2016 о 22:19 
Make them fall to their knees insted?
jeanniecanelli 27 бер 2016 о 8:35 
Watch out for guards you need alive!
[DFS] Lilith The Idiot :^) 7 бер 2016 о 14:18 
nice
Arrow 2 the knee has finally been stooped!
piercepd 22 січ 2016 о 12:20 
Love it but it does screw up the Blood on the Ice quest in Windhelm as it kills the guard to whom you have to report!
Ashborn Dragonrider 20 січ 2016 о 8:24 
I love it. I would definitely love others for the annoying things guards say
The Green Knight 8 січ 2016 о 17:30 
I used to be alive like you but then I said ...(shivers) those forsaken words
zackhart460 28 гру 2015 о 14:16 
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the AHHHHH
Meme Fortress 2 14 гру 2015 о 19:59 
I used to be a Hold Gaurd like you, but then i took a lightning bolt to my everything
Anginox 29 лис 2015 о 3:03 
it doesn't work for me. Is it because i have italian version of the game?
RED Floyd /(Weber)\ 8 лис 2015 о 0:21 
This is important, so I'm subscribing.
XXXSp33dD3m0nXXX 24 жов 2015 о 7:15 
k thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [автор] 21 жов 2015 о 19:46 
Most mods will be compatible, especially simple ones like these
XXXSp33dD3m0nXXX 21 жов 2015 о 15:51 
Just curious, i just purchased DG and going through all my mods to see if they're compatible or have a DG version.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [автор] 21 жов 2015 о 15:48 
Why wouldn't it be?
XXXSp33dD3m0nXXX 21 жов 2015 о 15:46 
DG compatible?
Bison Zabi 21 вер 2015 о 16:51 
Best mod ever.

Seriously, it amazes me to this day that people found this generic expository dialogue remotely funny. Retards tend to congregate on the dumbest shit though and I cringe since I associate the phrase with them.
Lucky Doodles 20 вер 2015 о 7:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you.. then i took an arrow to the kn- STFU NOBODY CARES!
Power King 9 вер 2015 о 9:51 
This is hilarious.
Heckin Evil Pupper 1 вер 2015 о 22:14 
my adventure with this mod
1. download dragonborn castle
2. spam talk to the guards
3. get ebony stuff at level 2
4. sell extra armor and swords for $$$
RutilusFalx 30 сер 2015 о 17:22 
Arrow to the knee eh? Whelp... Ya get the Thunderbolt!
You can't VAC in a hacked game 30 сер 2015 о 6:04 
Kahjiit used to be adventurer like you. Then Kahjiit found a ball of yarn and stopped adventuring. To this day, Kahjiit does not know what is so appealing in that ball of yarn...

-Moonpath to Elsweyr
Fennikk 24 сер 2015 о 16:56 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
Ryan 11 сер 2015 о 22:10 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
normie Z̠̖̝͕͍͈͚̫̀̉͞͝ 9 сер 2015 о 14:56 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...















Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzal 9 сер 2015 о 13:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle 23 лип 2015 о 13:01 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty
Sundiata Keita 18 лип 2015 о 10:11 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl 6 лип 2015 о 6:45 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 30 чер 2015 о 14:14 
BEST MOD EVER!
EOTeal 17 чер 2015 о 7:12 
This is the best mod in existance
Throwing 13 чер 2015 о 9:55 
xD great mod
cinnadude 22 тра 2015 о 19:14 
We need one based on Sanguine. But I don't know how this would work...
Maybe when they say something like "What is it? Dragons?" Sanguine gets tired of their shit and sets them on fire.
(Which has nothing to do with Sanguine but he's tired of those guards being stupid.)
veelckoo 21 тра 2015 о 10:48 
Mwhahahahahha. Best idea for Skyrim mod. The divines should get tired of Fus Ro Dah too :-D
Chance4doom 12 тра 2015 о 21:12 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"