The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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Коментарів: 489
RutilusFalx 30 сер о 17:22 
Arrow to the knee eh? Whelp... Ya get the Thunderbolt!
[F3AR]Foxy346 30 сер о 6:04 
Kahjiit used to be adventurer like you. Then Kahjiit found a ball of yarn and stopped adventuring. To this day, Kahjiit does not know what is so appealing in that ball of yarn...

-Moonpath to Elsweyr
Ross The Emerald Fox 24 сер о 16:56 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
Ryan 11 сер о 22:10 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
Your Worst Nightmare 9 сер о 14:56 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...















Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzel 9 сер о 13:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle 23 лип о 13:01 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty
Mr. Worldwide 18 лип о 10:11 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl 6 лип о 6:45 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 30 чер о 14:14 
BEST MOD EVER!
EOTeal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 17 чер о 7:12 
This is the best mod in existance
turtlllllllezzzzz 13 чер о 9:55 
xD great mod
Walking Talking Steven Hawking 22 тра о 19:14 
We need one based on Sanguine. But I don't know how this would work...
Maybe when they say something like "What is it? Dragons?" Sanguine gets tired of their shit and sets them on fire.
(Which has nothing to do with Sanguine but he's tired of those guards being stupid.)
veelckoo 21 тра о 10:48 
Mwhahahahahha. Best idea for Skyrim mod. The divines should get tired of Fus Ro Dah too :-D
Paarthurnax 12 тра о 21:12 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Ø76923 12 тра о 5:53 
Ah, most excellent.
kzury 6 тра о 11:44 
this is damn awesome, i cleaned up windhelm by talking to all the guards, hahaha
Turn_on_a_Dime  [автор] 24 кві о 16:38 
Yes
GreenChoc 24 кві о 6:17 
Looking through mods I'm using - can you tell me if this mod and your other ones will remain free?
hill.john45 19 кві о 23:52 
the best mod LOL
springtrap 15 кві о 14:50 
and yet it is still a better love story then twilight untill i take a arrow to the knee :3
springtrap 15 кві о 14:47 
one deadly arrow o-o
[Optic.G]Trio kills 10 бер о 2:08 
Hahaha i keep spamming the guards and when they say it,other guards get hit too muahahaha
arrow knee. Am i dead? No
GruntySpartan 27 лют о 18:04 
i used to like this joke until i took an arrow to the k-FFFKKLKLKLKSSQSQQUUUUUAHGG
Adam Jensen 25 лют о 21:59 
Bout time someone made this mod. lmao
Potato Priorities 24 лют о 19:36 
Those arrows in their knees must be pretty great lighting rods
Vulcan2 16 лют о 8:49 
LOUD APPLAUSE
LOL
Jamma77 6 лют о 11:24 
"I used to be alive like you, then I tried to talk about an arrow in the knee"
Keme (tf2 trading) 5 лют о 13:54 
this joke used to be funny then i took an arrow in the knee
[R] Critrocket Grenadespam Esq. 27 січ о 13:30 
TALOS BE PRAISED!
Enmar 19 січ о 16:39 
This was Awsome !
right after hhe said the line ZAP! dead guard LOL love it
thumbs up dont ya know.
Dollop 19 січ о 14:20 
There is a god.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [автор] 15 гру 2014 о 13:42 
I'm not sure, possibly up to 10 days (which is when cells reset) but according to this: http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Guards
you should make sure to have the unofficial skyrim patch installed.

You should make sure to have it installed regardless!!
Makos_kos 15 гру 2014 о 8:07 
how many time do i have to wait to respawn them?
Noctura 3 гру 2014 о 22:20 
The only thing I had to do was read what it did and I couldn't stop laughing. Amazing idea, thanks for this lol!!
uncleviki 15 лис 2014 о 8:17 
reading the desciption of this mod really brightened my day...
DancinMuffin™ 20 жов 2014 о 15:48 
I need a mod that if a guard says did someone steal your sweetroll an army of tiny sweetrolls stab him to death OR you or a follower says shut the f--- up :D
Brother-Redemptor 15 жов 2014 о 15:57 
Justice!
GarethDeux 12 жов 2014 о 15:02 
Simply splendid.
Chi 27 вер 2014 о 13:18 
This would go great with the mod that makes them only say that line
Annie's Boobs (the monkey) 16 вер 2014 о 12:07 
The first victim in my game was a female guard, I didn't even know they say that
RogueAI 5 вер 2014 о 11:53 
Ahhh , finally peace to my mind instead of hearing those sentence that offended me badly
ExplosiveFirehawk 1 вер 2014 о 11:51 
This is definitely the most original just- for- fun mod I've seen.

I now have great respect for you...
£££ 21 сер 2014 о 1:43 
Nevermind, I deleted my save, It seems that this addon create re-spawn glitches with the "3 days respawn" addon... Thanks anyways.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [автор] 20 сер 2014 о 16:32 
Have you left the area for a few days?
£££ 20 сер 2014 о 2:43 
It's has been like one week in-game and they still not aperaring... I don't know if they spawn after more days or it's a bug.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [автор] 19 сер 2014 о 15:15 
Are you sure? They should respawn like normal.
£££ 19 сер 2014 о 9:07 
D:

I see that this mod PERMAKILL the NPCs, they don't spawn anymore!
It's a bug? If it is, there is any fix?
Simon The Digger (Dai-Gurren) 17 сер 2014 о 21:38 
Finally.