The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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Коментарів: 508
jeanniecanelli 27 бер о 8:35 
Watch out for guards you need alive!
Squidity く コ:彡 7 бер о 14:18 
nice
Lady Hinata Hyuga 20 лют о 8:09 
Arrow 2 the knee has finally been stooped!
piercepd 22 січ о 12:20 
Love it but it does screw up the Blood on the Ice quest in Windhelm as it kills the guard to whom you have to report!
Wandering Witch 20 січ о 8:24 
I love it. I would definitely love others for the annoying things guards say
Just gold games09333 8 січ о 17:30 
I used to be alive like you but then I said ...(shivers) those forsaken words
zackhart460 28 гру 2015 о 14:16 
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the AHHHHH
Meme Fortress 2 14 гру 2015 о 19:59 
I used to be a Hold Gaurd like you, but then i took a lightning bolt to my everything
mi disp 29 лис 2015 о 3:03 
it doesn't work for me. Is it because i have italian version of the game?
RED Floyd /(Weber)\ 8 лис 2015 о 0:21 
This is important, so I'm subscribing.
Sans 24 жов 2015 о 7:15 
k thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [автор] 21 жов 2015 о 19:46 
Most mods will be compatible, especially simple ones like these
Sans 21 жов 2015 о 15:51 
Just curious, i just purchased DG and going through all my mods to see if they're compatible or have a DG version.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [автор] 21 жов 2015 о 15:48 
Why wouldn't it be?
Sans 21 жов 2015 о 15:46 
DG compatible?
Bison Zabi 21 вер 2015 о 16:51 
Best mod ever.

Seriously, it amazes me to this day that people found this generic expository dialogue remotely funny. Retards tend to congregate on the dumbest shit though and I cringe since I associate the phrase with them.
Salty 20 вер 2015 о 7:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you.. then i took an arrow to the kn- STFU NOBODY CARES!
Power King 9 вер 2015 о 9:51 
This is hilarious.
A Mallard 1 вер 2015 о 22:14 
my adventure with this mod
1. download dragonborn castle
2. spam talk to the guards
3. get ebony stuff at level 2
4. sell extra armor and swords for $$$
RutilusFalx 30 сер 2015 о 17:22 
Arrow to the knee eh? Whelp... Ya get the Thunderbolt!
WannabeSceneKid 30 сер 2015 о 6:04 
Kahjiit used to be adventurer like you. Then Kahjiit found a ball of yarn and stopped adventuring. To this day, Kahjiit does not know what is so appealing in that ball of yarn...

-Moonpath to Elsweyr
Fennikk 24 сер 2015 о 16:56 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
Ryan 11 сер 2015 о 22:10 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
Loffy, the One Who Knocks 9 сер 2015 о 14:56 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...















Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzel 9 сер 2015 о 13:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle 23 лип 2015 о 13:01 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty
Mr. Worldwide 18 лип 2015 о 10:11 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl 6 лип 2015 о 6:45 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 30 чер 2015 о 14:14 
BEST MOD EVER!
EOTeal 17 чер 2015 о 7:12 
This is the best mod in existance
Turtlesarepeople2 13 чер 2015 о 9:55 
xD great mod
Wilson P. Higgsbury 22 тра 2015 о 19:14 
We need one based on Sanguine. But I don't know how this would work...
Maybe when they say something like "What is it? Dragons?" Sanguine gets tired of their shit and sets them on fire.
(Which has nothing to do with Sanguine but he's tired of those guards being stupid.)
veelckoo 21 тра 2015 о 10:48 
Mwhahahahahha. Best idea for Skyrim mod. The divines should get tired of Fus Ro Dah too :-D
Paathurnax 12 тра 2015 о 21:12 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Ø76923 12 тра 2015 о 5:53 
Ah, most excellent.
Rize 6 тра 2015 о 11:44 
this is damn awesome, i cleaned up windhelm by talking to all the guards, hahaha
Turn_on_a_Dime  [автор] 24 кві 2015 о 16:38 
Yes
GreenChoc 24 кві 2015 о 6:17 
Looking through mods I'm using - can you tell me if this mod and your other ones will remain free?
hill.john45 19 кві 2015 о 23:52 
the best mod LOL
Mayonaka Indou 15 кві 2015 о 14:50 
and yet it is still a better love story then twilight untill i take a arrow to the knee :3
Mayonaka Indou 15 кві 2015 о 14:47 
one deadly arrow o-o
Allan Doge 10 бер 2015 о 2:08 
Hahaha i keep spamming the guards and when they say it,other guards get hit too muahahaha
[NCE]►BagelBalls 🐱I==🐱۞ 28 лют 2015 о 10:52 
arrow knee. Am i dead? No
Jesus 27 лют 2015 о 18:04 
i used to like this joke until i took an arrow to the k-FFFKKLKLKLKSSQSQQUUUUUAHGG
Adam Jensen 25 лют 2015 о 21:59 
Bout time someone made this mod. lmao
Potato Priorities 24 лют 2015 о 19:36 
Those arrows in their knees must be pretty great lighting rods
Vulcan2 16 лют 2015 о 8:49 
LOUD APPLAUSE
LOL
Jamma77 6 лют 2015 о 11:24 
"I used to be alive like you, then I tried to talk about an arrow in the knee"
Jacket 5 лют 2015 о 13:54 
this joke used to be funny then i took an arrow in the knee
[R] Critrocket Grenadespam Esq. 27 січ 2015 о 13:30 
TALOS BE PRAISED!