The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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505 Yorum
piercepd 22 Oca @ 12:20pm 
Love it but it does screw up the Blood on the Ice quest in Windhelm as it kills the guard to whom you have to report!
Liz Hawke 20 Oca @ 8:24am 
I love it. I would definitely love others for the annoying things guards say
Just gold games09333 8 Oca @ 5:30pm 
I used to be alive like you but then I said ...(shivers) those forsaken words
zackhart460 28 Ara 2015 @ 2:16pm 
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the AHHHHH
Meme Fortress 2 14 Ara 2015 @ 7:59pm 
I used to be a Hold Gaurd like you, but then i took a lightning bolt to my everything
Jikazushikikutaku 29 Kas 2015 @ 3:03am 
it doesn't work for me. Is it because i have italian version of the game?
RED Floyd /(Weber)\ 8 Kas 2015 @ 12:21am 
This is important, so I'm subscribing.
Sans 24 Eki 2015 @ 7:15am 
k thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [yaratıcı] 21 Eki 2015 @ 7:46pm 
Most mods will be compatible, especially simple ones like these
Sans 21 Eki 2015 @ 3:51pm 
Just curious, i just purchased DG and going through all my mods to see if they're compatible or have a DG version.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [yaratıcı] 21 Eki 2015 @ 3:48pm 
Why wouldn't it be?
Sans 21 Eki 2015 @ 3:46pm 
DG compatible?
Ligoragor Bison Zabi 21 Eyl 2015 @ 4:51pm 
Best mod ever.

Seriously, it amazes me to this day that people found this generic expository dialogue remotely funny. Retards tend to congregate on the dumbest shit though and I cringe since I associate the phrase with them.
❤ Companion Cube ❤ 20 Eyl 2015 @ 7:05am 
I used to be an adventurer like you.. then i took an arrow to the kn- STFU NOBODY CARES!
Power King 9 Eyl 2015 @ 9:51am 
This is hilarious.
A Mallard 1 Eyl 2015 @ 10:14pm 
my adventure with this mod
1. download dragonborn castle
2. spam talk to the guards
3. get ebony stuff at level 2
4. sell extra armor and swords for $$$
RutilusFalx 30 Ağu 2015 @ 5:22pm 
Arrow to the knee eh? Whelp... Ya get the Thunderbolt!
[F3AR]Foxxy346 30 Ağu 2015 @ 6:04am 
Kahjiit used to be adventurer like you. Then Kahjiit found a ball of yarn and stopped adventuring. To this day, Kahjiit does not know what is so appealing in that ball of yarn...

-Moonpath to Elsweyr
Fennikk 24 Ağu 2015 @ 4:56pm 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
Ryan 11 Ağu 2015 @ 10:10pm 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
๖ۣۜⒼⓗⓔⓝⓖⓘⓢ 9 Ağu 2015 @ 2:56pm 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...















Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzel 9 Ağu 2015 @ 1:05pm 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle 23 Tem 2015 @ 1:01pm 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty
Mr. Worldwide 18 Tem 2015 @ 10:11am 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl 6 Tem 2015 @ 6:45am 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 30 Haz 2015 @ 2:14pm 
BEST MOD EVER!
EOTeal [Scrapbanking!] 17 Haz 2015 @ 7:12am 
This is the best mod in existance
iamturtlez 13 Haz 2015 @ 9:55am 
xD great mod
Scoutzi [049] 22 May 2015 @ 7:14pm 
We need one based on Sanguine. But I don't know how this would work...
Maybe when they say something like "What is it? Dragons?" Sanguine gets tired of their shit and sets them on fire.
(Which has nothing to do with Sanguine but he's tired of those guards being stupid.)
veelckoo 21 May 2015 @ 10:48am 
Mwhahahahahha. Best idea for Skyrim mod. The divines should get tired of Fus Ro Dah too :-D
Paathurnax 12 May 2015 @ 9:12pm 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Ø76923 12 May 2015 @ 5:53am 
Ah, most excellent.
Lan Busuk 6 May 2015 @ 11:44am 
this is damn awesome, i cleaned up windhelm by talking to all the guards, hahaha
Turn_on_a_Dime  [yaratıcı] 24 Nis 2015 @ 4:38pm 
Yes
GreenChoc 24 Nis 2015 @ 6:17am 
Looking through mods I'm using - can you tell me if this mod and your other ones will remain free?
hill.john45 19 Nis 2015 @ 11:52pm 
the best mod LOL
Mayonaka Indou 15 Nis 2015 @ 2:50pm 
and yet it is still a better love story then twilight untill i take a arrow to the knee :3
Mayonaka Indou 15 Nis 2015 @ 2:47pm 
one deadly arrow o-o
Doge army 10 Mar 2015 @ 2:08am 
Hahaha i keep spamming the guards and when they say it,other guards get hit too muahahaha
[NCE]►BagelBalls 🐱I==🐱۞ 28 Şub 2015 @ 10:52am 
arrow knee. Am i dead? No
TR-8R 27 Şub 2015 @ 6:04pm 
i used to like this joke until i took an arrow to the k-FFFKKLKLKLKSSQSQQUUUUUAHGG
Adam Jensen 25 Şub 2015 @ 9:59pm 
Bout time someone made this mod. lmao
Potato Priorities 24 Şub 2015 @ 7:36pm 
Those arrows in their knees must be pretty great lighting rods
Vulcan2 16 Şub 2015 @ 8:49am 
LOUD APPLAUSE
LOL
Jamma77 6 Şub 2015 @ 11:24am 
"I used to be alive like you, then I tried to talk about an arrow in the knee"
Jacket 5 Şub 2015 @ 1:54pm 
this joke used to be funny then i took an arrow in the knee
[R] Critrocket Grenadespam Esq. 27 Oca 2015 @ 1:30pm 
TALOS BE PRAISED!
Uzumati 19 Oca 2015 @ 4:39pm 
This was Awsome !
right after hhe said the line ZAP! dead guard LOL love it
thumbs up dont ya know.
Dollop 19 Oca 2015 @ 2:20pm 
There is a god.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [yaratıcı] 15 Ara 2014 @ 1:42pm 
I'm not sure, possibly up to 10 days (which is when cells reset) but according to this: http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Guards
you should make sure to have the unofficial skyrim patch installed.

You should make sure to have it installed regardless!!