Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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Mad God Sanguine 05 月 22 日 @ 下午 7 時 14 分 
We need one based on Sanguine. But I don't know how this would work...
Maybe when they say something like "What is it? Dragons?" Sanguine gets tired of their shit and sets them on fire.
(Which has nothing to do with Sanguine but he's tired of those guards being stupid.)
veelckoo 05 月 21 日 @ 上午 10 時 48 分 
Mwhahahahahha. Best idea for Skyrim mod. The divines should get tired of Fus Ro Dah too :-D
Pootis Spencer 05 月 12 日 @ 下午 9 時 12 分 
make a mod that makes guards get slayn by talos when they say "I NEED TO ASK YOU TO STOP! That shouting... Is making people nervous!"
Ø76923 05 月 12 日 @ 上午 5 時 53 分 
Ah, most excellent.
kzury 05 月 6 日 @ 上午 11 時 44 分 
this is damn awesome, i cleaned up windhelm by talking to all the guards, hahaha
Turn_on_a_Dime  [作者] 04 月 24 日 @ 下午 4 時 38 分 
Yes
GreenChoc 04 月 24 日 @ 上午 6 時 17 分 
Looking through mods I'm using - can you tell me if this mod and your other ones will remain free?
hill.john45 04 月 19 日 @ 下午 11 時 52 分 
the best mod LOL
springtrap 04 月 15 日 @ 下午 2 時 50 分 
and yet it is still a better love story then twilight untill i take a arrow to the knee :3
springtrap 04 月 15 日 @ 下午 2 時 47 分 
one deadly arrow o-o
MLG Bot 03 月 10 日 @ 上午 2 時 08 分 
Hahaha i keep spamming the guards and when they say it,other guards get hit too muahahaha
►BagelBalls 🐱I==🐱۞❤ 02 月 28 日 @ 上午 10 時 52 分 
arrow knee. Am i dead? No
GruntySpartan 02 月 27 日 @ 下午 6 時 04 分 
i used to like this joke until i took an arrow to the k-FFFKKLKLKLKSSQSQQUUUUUAHGG
Adam Jensen 02 月 25 日 @ 下午 9 時 59 分 
Bout time someone made this mod. lmao
Potato Priorities 02 月 24 日 @ 下午 7 時 36 分 
Those arrows in their knees must be pretty great lighting rods
Vulcan2 02 月 16 日 @ 上午 8 時 49 分 
LOUD APPLAUSE
LOL
Jamma77 02 月 6 日 @ 上午 11 時 24 分 
"I used to be alive like you, then I tried to talk about an arrow in the knee"
Vengence 02 月 5 日 @ 下午 1 時 54 分 
this joke used to be funny then i took an arrow in the knee
[R] Hint Salesman 01 月 27 日 @ 下午 1 時 30 分 
TALOS BE PRAISED!
Enmar 01 月 19 日 @ 下午 4 時 39 分 
This was Awsome !
right after hhe said the line ZAP! dead guard LOL love it
thumbs up dont ya know.
Dollop 01 月 19 日 @ 下午 2 時 20 分 
There is a god.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [作者] 2014 年 12 月 15 日 @ 下午 1 時 42 分 
I'm not sure, possibly up to 10 days (which is when cells reset) but according to this: http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Guards
you should make sure to have the unofficial skyrim patch installed.

You should make sure to have it installed regardless!!
Makos_kos 2014 年 12 月 15 日 @ 上午 8 時 07 分 
how many time do i have to wait to respawn them?
Noctura 2014 年 12 月 3 日 @ 下午 10 時 20 分 
The only thing I had to do was read what it did and I couldn't stop laughing. Amazing idea, thanks for this lol!!
Віктор 2014 年 11 月 15 日 @ 上午 8 時 17 分 
reading the desciption of this mod really brightened my day...
DancinMuffin™ 2014 年 10 月 20 日 @ 下午 3 時 48 分 
I need a mod that if a guard says did someone steal your sweetroll an army of tiny sweetrolls stab him to death OR you or a follower says shut the f--- up :D
Brother-Redemptor 2014 年 10 月 15 日 @ 下午 3 時 57 分 
Justice!
GarethDeux 2014 年 10 月 12 日 @ 下午 3 時 02 分 
Simply splendid.
Chi 2014 年 09 月 27 日 @ 下午 1 時 18 分 
This would go great with the mod that makes them only say that line
Annie's Boobs 2014 年 09 月 16 日 @ 下午 12 時 07 分 
The first victim in my game was a female guard, I didn't even know they say that
RoguePolιze 2014 年 09 月 5 日 @ 上午 11 時 53 分 
Ahhh , finally peace to my mind instead of hearing those sentence that offended me badly
ExplosiveFirehawk 2014 年 09 月 1 日 @ 上午 11 時 51 分 
This is definitely the most original just- for- fun mod I've seen.

I now have great respect for you...
meow meow Motherfucker. 2014 年 08 月 21 日 @ 上午 1 時 43 分 
Nevermind, I deleted my save, It seems that this addon create re-spawn glitches with the "3 days respawn" addon... Thanks anyways.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [作者] 2014 年 08 月 20 日 @ 下午 4 時 32 分 
Have you left the area for a few days?
meow meow Motherfucker. 2014 年 08 月 20 日 @ 上午 2 時 43 分 
It's has been like one week in-game and they still not aperaring... I don't know if they spawn after more days or it's a bug.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [作者] 2014 年 08 月 19 日 @ 下午 3 時 15 分 
Are you sure? They should respawn like normal.
meow meow Motherfucker. 2014 年 08 月 19 日 @ 上午 9 時 07 分 
D:

I see that this mod PERMAKILL the NPCs, they don't spawn anymore!
It's a bug? If it is, there is any fix?
Simon The Digger (Dai-Gurren) 2014 年 08 月 17 日 @ 下午 9 時 38 分 
Finally.
dark_matter_mobius 2014 年 08 月 14 日 @ 下午 8 時 42 分 
It isn't as annoying once you know what it really means: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Forum:What_%22Arrow_To_The_Knee%22_Really_Means
dejak 2014 年 08 月 8 日 @ 下午 10 時 26 分 
arrow in the knee = married
michelle.bourgoyne 2014 年 07 月 25 日 @ 下午 4 時 27 分 
The "sweetrolls" mod didn't say exactly what would happen. I apologize for asking such an obvious question.
⋐Slendy⋑ 2014 年 07 月 21 日 @ 下午 9 時 16 分 
yes Yes YESS
(G-S.N) Chicago Ben 2014 年 07 月 10 日 @ 下午 5 時 56 分 
Why are you people reading this comment when you can like, favorite and subscribe this gift from our savior?
@DjZeBeR 2014 年 07 月 3 日 @ 上午 3 時 10 分 
Convinced the gards know i have added this mod they wont even mention the arrow to the knee now lol.
Everitt 2014 年 06 月 30 日 @ 下午 6 時 32 分 
this mod...
The Weremoose 2014 年 06 月 28 日 @ 上午 12 時 11 分 
Oh, well, I'm a blind idiot.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [作者] 2014 年 06 月 27 日 @ 下午 10 時 55 分 
What are you talking about? It is on the nexus!
Right there in the description:
http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/15428
The Weremoose 2014 年 06 月 27 日 @ 下午 4 時 14 分 
If only this was on the Nexus and I could endorse this. Oh well.
gertrudeschmidt 2014 年 06 月 16 日 @ 下午 3 時 59 分 
Even though I know what's coming, I still howl every time I can get a guard to tell me about that arrow.... The best part is that you can do this to all the guards in an area to help you sneak about, AND get a real bellybuster to boot!
HN_s4mur41 2014 年 06 月 15 日 @ 上午 12 時 22 分 
This is HEE Larious. I do feel a little sorry because with Guard Dialogue Overhaul they get kinda chill, but this is amazingly creative. +1